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发信人: rl1231 (上官青青), 信区: USANews
标 题: 哈哈，看到一个竞选笑话
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 23 12:14:48 2016, 美东)
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts
them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.
I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I
will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did
you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
