s*k
2 楼
1.政府温馨提示:春节燃放鞭炮时请远离桥梁。
2.有个行人在扁担上挂着一只茶壶,茶壶突然坠地而碎。可他头也不回地继续朝前
走。别人见了忙喊,“喂,茶壶碎了!”那人淡淡的答道:“既然碎了,回头看又有何
用?”众人听了大怒,围上去一顿暴打。一边打一边骂:“随地乱扔垃圾,还装什么酷
?…
3.qq群是个神奇的东西:居然有跟腱断裂群,因为这东西断裂恢复阶段容易再次断
裂,所以他们群里还分一断二断三断四断等等荣誉等级,目前最高的是4断。昨天和一
个2断一起滑雪泡温泉,他就斩钉截铁的说刘翔那就不可能是跟腱断裂。这是他们群几
断高手们集体判断。
4.听了一个故事,一个妇人为了自己的女儿能有北京户口上北京的学校,嫁给了一
个尿毒症的北京人,卖了房子给他透析,(据说结婚5年配偶就可以有京户)可惜北京
人在结婚4年多的时候大出血死了,妇人人财两空。
5.最新骗局--遇到身材特别好的美女搭讪一定小心,她会说自己父亲是高官顺带经
商,待你上钩之后,女子会过户一套别墅和一辆豪车到你名下,再给你一大笔钱,然后
要求和你过夜,你逐渐陷入骗局,最后娶了女子,你就得和她过日子!然后,你要啥有
啥不用上班工作,整天玩物丧志成了一个社会的废人!!!!
7.如果女友突然告诉你,她去测艾滋病毒测出来呈阳性,你该怎么办? “ 假装很
震惊。”
8.康熙持国最久,手段最硬,是有清一代的伟大领袖;雍正虽然表面低调,但出手
却狠,不怕杀人,算是雍乾盛世的设计师;接下来的乾隆坐享其成,有事没事写几首歪
诗,搞点桃色花边新闻出来,再接下来的嘉庆就没多大起色,在位途中最让人记得起来
的大事就是把和珅给搬倒了。接下来道光最出名的,就是节约……
9.八戒说:“师兄,你快去医院看看吧,听说医院专门为你开了一个科室。” 悟
空:“哦?什么科室?” “二逼猴科!”
10.在公交车上,一位民工大哥,在司机后方的位置,我在大哥后面坐 突然大哥手
机铃声响了。 先是警笛声,后面响起: “前面的公交车靠边,靠边,后面有车队。”
蛋疼的是,司机大叔,真的靠边了。。。
2.有个行人在扁担上挂着一只茶壶,茶壶突然坠地而碎。可他头也不回地继续朝前
走。别人见了忙喊,“喂,茶壶碎了!”那人淡淡的答道:“既然碎了,回头看又有何
用?”众人听了大怒,围上去一顿暴打。一边打一边骂:“随地乱扔垃圾,还装什么酷
?…
3.qq群是个神奇的东西:居然有跟腱断裂群,因为这东西断裂恢复阶段容易再次断
裂,所以他们群里还分一断二断三断四断等等荣誉等级,目前最高的是4断。昨天和一
个2断一起滑雪泡温泉,他就斩钉截铁的说刘翔那就不可能是跟腱断裂。这是他们群几
断高手们集体判断。
4.听了一个故事,一个妇人为了自己的女儿能有北京户口上北京的学校,嫁给了一
个尿毒症的北京人,卖了房子给他透析,(据说结婚5年配偶就可以有京户)可惜北京
人在结婚4年多的时候大出血死了,妇人人财两空。
5.最新骗局--遇到身材特别好的美女搭讪一定小心,她会说自己父亲是高官顺带经
商,待你上钩之后,女子会过户一套别墅和一辆豪车到你名下,再给你一大笔钱,然后
要求和你过夜,你逐渐陷入骗局,最后娶了女子,你就得和她过日子!然后,你要啥有
啥不用上班工作,整天玩物丧志成了一个社会的废人!!!!
7.如果女友突然告诉你,她去测艾滋病毒测出来呈阳性,你该怎么办? “ 假装很
震惊。”
8.康熙持国最久,手段最硬,是有清一代的伟大领袖;雍正虽然表面低调,但出手
却狠,不怕杀人,算是雍乾盛世的设计师;接下来的乾隆坐享其成,有事没事写几首歪
诗,搞点桃色花边新闻出来,再接下来的嘉庆就没多大起色,在位途中最让人记得起来
的大事就是把和珅给搬倒了。接下来道光最出名的,就是节约……
9.八戒说:“师兄,你快去医院看看吧,听说医院专门为你开了一个科室。” 悟
空:“哦?什么科室?” “二逼猴科!”
10.在公交车上,一位民工大哥,在司机后方的位置,我在大哥后面坐 突然大哥手
机铃声响了。 先是警笛声,后面响起: “前面的公交车靠边,靠边,后面有车队。”
蛋疼的是,司机大叔,真的靠边了。。。
h*1
6 楼
嗯
c*y
19 楼
1. The otter is a carnivore.
2. The beaver is an herbivore.
3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
5. The otter is related to the weasel.
6. The beaver is related to the rat.
7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
9. Beavers live in dams.
10. Otters live in holts.
11. Beavers prefer shallower waters with two shore lines (if possible).
12. Otters live along the edge of hunting grounds.
包子
【在 t****g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 水懒和beaver到底有啥区别?
2. The beaver is an herbivore.
3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
5. The otter is related to the weasel.
6. The beaver is related to the rat.
7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
9. Beavers live in dams.
10. Otters live in holts.
11. Beavers prefer shallower waters with two shore lines (if possible).
12. Otters live along the edge of hunting grounds.
包子
【在 t****g 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 水懒和beaver到底有啥区别?
t*g
21 楼
求名词解释。你这列了一堆,全是看不懂的词。
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
f*e
22 楼
很好奇。。。
b*t
23 楼
贪贪威武,让我更全面地了解了我自己。
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
g*n
25 楼
砰
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
f*e
27 楼
夏天见过很多水獭
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
【在 c********y 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 1. The otter is a carnivore.
: 2. The beaver is an herbivore.
: 3. The otter belongs to the order Carnivora.
: 4. The beaver belongs to the order Rodentia.
: 5. The otter is related to the weasel.
: 6. The beaver is related to the rat.
: 7. The otter is longer, thinner, and has a tapered tail.
: 8. The beaver is shorter, stockier, and has the tell tale long, flat tail.
: 9. Beavers live in dams.
: 10. Otters live in holts.
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