轻松一下，各国外科医生比拼 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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发信人: breakupfee (poison pill), 信区: Military
标 题: 轻松一下，各国外科医生比拼
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 29 20:35:07 2017, 美东)
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for
work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing in Germany we take part of a brain,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it
in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took
a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
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发信人: breakupfee (poison pill), 信区: Military
标 题: 轻松一下，各国外科医生比拼
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 29 20:35:07 2017, 美东)
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for
work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing in Germany we take part of a brain,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it
in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took
a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
Share with your friends, don't laugh alone