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老司机看得懂的段子# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

p*52017-04-26 07:04

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I have 5 $5 coupons for S milk powder, 8 $5 coupon for Enfamil milk powder,
checks are on my name (expire in two or more months). I do not know if you
can use it. 2 $3 S coupon (01/05/2011).
Please send me email to mitbbs mailbox if you need them. Free, and free to
mail to you if you can use them. But you must be in great need of them. Also
please RE to this poster also. After 5 REs to this poster, please do not
send me more mails. I will select to mail to these 5 persons respond.
Also please allow time for me to responds. I have one 2 month old baby now,
and do not have much time. Sorry if I respond late.
Thanks and have a good time.

d*g2017-04-26 07:04

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刚才送水的路上，迎面一个美女边走边玩手机，一不小心踩空跪倒在地上，我刚准备要扶她，她痛苦的说：“你先别扶我，帮我把手机捡起来给我这个姿势拍个照我发朋友圈，我男朋友出差了我膝盖破了我怕他误会” ！！
和老婆冷战五天了，晚上睡觉，忽然老婆过来掀开被子扒我内内，我吃惊的说：老婆我们在冷战诶！老婆：冷战tm升级了，现在是肉搏战，给老娘配合点！
让人最心疼的不是我站在你身边你却不知道我爱你，而是我站在你身边。你TM却来了大姨妈，得了口腔溃疡，犯了痔疮，手还被烫伤！

d*w2017-04-26 07:04

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re similac check! thanks!

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【在 p********5 的大作中提到】

: I have 5 $5 coupons for S milk powder, 8 $5 coupon for Enfamil milk powder,
: checks are on my name (expire in two or more months). I do not know if you
: can use it. 2 $3 S coupon (01/05/2011).
: Please send me email to mitbbs mailbox if you need them. Free, and free to
: mail to you if you can use them. But you must be in great need of them. Also
: please RE to this poster also. After 5 REs to this poster, please do not
: send me more mails. I will select to mail to these 5 persons respond.
: Also please allow time for me to responds. I have one 2 month old baby now,
: and do not have much time. Sorry if I respond late.
: Thanks and have a good time.

a*x2017-04-26 07:04

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re
re啥呢？

powder
you
to
not
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【在 d**w 的大作中提到】

: re similac check! thanks!
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s*e2017-04-26 07:04

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Hi, can you give me the checks for Similac? I have twins. So need a lot of
formula:)

l*y2017-04-26 07:04

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赞人品！

j*c2017-04-26 07:04

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Need S coupon if you have more

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p*52017-04-26 07:04

8 楼

Sorry they are all gone.

p*52017-04-26 07:04

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Before I have the baby, I register for S and E, so I have got three bottles
free samples, and $5 checks after I deliver. It is a good way to register.
Those checks are claimed and please allow time for me to respond to those
five people.
If later I receive more, I will give them again. I breast feed my baby, and
no need for them.