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怎样做儿童的政治思想工作

怎样做儿童的政治思想工作# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

i*h2017-04-28 07:04

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Kid: Trump is stupid.
Me: Why?
Kid: He wants to build a wall. That's stupid.
Me: OK, so if you live in a nice house, and some stranger want to get in and
live with you without asking you, is that OK?
Kid: No.
Me: right. Then you decide to build a fence around your house so the
stranger cannot get in without your permission. Is that stupid?
Kid: hmmm...
这个算政非笑么？还是算学术讨论？

m*52017-04-28 07:04

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Kid: But I always climb neighbor's fence to meet their daughter ...

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【在 i***h 的大作中提到】

: Kid: Trump is stupid.
: Me: Why?
: Kid: He wants to build a wall. That's stupid.
: Me: OK, so if you live in a nice house, and some stranger want to get in and
: live with you without asking you, is that OK?
: Kid: No.
: Me: right. Then you decide to build a fence around your house so the
: stranger cannot get in without your permission. Is that stupid?
: Kid: hmmm...
: 这个算政非笑么？还是算学术讨论？

k*l2017-04-28 07:04

3 楼

最后一行
Kid: hmmm...(he is also stupid, should I tell him?)
这样改如何，有J点了么？：）

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【在 i***h 的大作中提到】

b*n2017-04-28 07:04

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挺好笑的。一个老中在家里跟自己孩子练洋文
[在 ilvch (断肠人在天涯) 的大作中提到：]
:Kid: Trump is stupid.
:Me: Why?
:Kid: He wants to build a wall. That's stupid.
:Me: OK, so if you live in a nice house, and some stranger want to get in
and live with you without asking you, is that OK?
:Kid: No.
:Me: right. Then you decide to build a fence around your house so the
:stranger cannot get in without your permission. Is that stupid?
:Kid: hmmm...
:这个算政非笑么？还是算学术讨论？

f*n2017-04-28 07:04

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好

【在 k**l 的大作中提到】

: 最后一行
: Kid: hmmm...(he is also stupid, should I tell him?)
: 这样改如何，有J点了么？：）
:
: and

d*22017-04-28 07:04

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你这算不错了. 娃在学校被洗脑的真的很厉害.
开春了, 我说带娃去看鲸鱼吧. 娃说鲸鱼so big, so frightening.
我随口说了一句very few whales eating ppl, sharks eat a lot more ppl than
whales.
娃们忽然就很愤怒, 冲我说human eat more sharks than sharks eat human. sharks
r so innocent blah blah.
我真是无言以对, 我一直以来对白人对食肉动物的特殊情感难以理解, 无论是北极熊,
还是大鲨鱼. 我左看右看横看竖看都看不出任何大鲨鱼可爱的地方.
我只好跟娃们说, 以他们的标准, 这个世界上没有任何动物eat more human than
human eat them. 所以所有的动物都是innocent的. 从今天起, 连吃三天素.

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【在 i***h 的大作中提到】

j*n2017-04-28 07:04

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蔬菜也innocent

sharks
,

【在 d*********2 的大作中提到】

: 你这算不错了. 娃在学校被洗脑的真的很厉害.
: 开春了, 我说带娃去看鲸鱼吧. 娃说鲸鱼so big, so frightening.
: 我随口说了一句very few whales eating ppl, sharks eat a lot more ppl than
: whales.
: 娃们忽然就很愤怒, 冲我说human eat more sharks than sharks eat human. sharks
: r so innocent blah blah.
: 我真是无言以对, 我一直以来对白人对食肉动物的特殊情感难以理解, 无论是北极熊,
: 还是大鲨鱼. 我左看右看横看竖看都看不出任何大鲨鱼可爱的地方.
: 我只好跟娃们说, 以他们的标准, 这个世界上没有任何动物eat more human than
: human eat them. 所以所有的动物都是innocent的. 从今天起, 连吃三天素.