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Today’s markets were up because:
1) France and Germany. Yesterday Germany dashed Friday’s hopes of a big EU
bailout, but today there are reports France and Germany will throw $2
trillion into a European Bailout fund. Hoorah! Risk on! The world is saved
… until tomorrow when we learn it’s a hedge fund rumor.Why Moody warns France may loss AAA rating in next few months? If France has 2 trillion bailout money, it should bailout itself.
2) Chinese Growth and Spain Downgrade. Before the story about France and
Germany, slowing Chinese economic growth had markets concerned in morning
trading. Then, after the bell Moody’s downgraded Spain two levels. Again,
this was all before the report France and Germany flew in from the heavens.
Oh yeah, Goldman Sachs and Bank of America had weak reports but still caught
a bid early on.
3) Apple. Apple delivered a rare earnings miss after the bell. The company
fell short on iPhone sales expectations — weird since iPhone 4 and 4S sales
are all record-setting. On the other hand, Yahoo and Intel both announced
solid quarters and sent their stocks flying high.
You don't need me to tell you how it will be on Wed. I have to admit that GS
is the best MM in today's market, they know how to drive the market up and
down based on whata they want.
1) France and Germany. Yesterday Germany dashed Friday’s hopes of a big EU
bailout, but today there are reports France and Germany will throw $2
trillion into a European Bailout fund. Hoorah! Risk on! The world is saved
… until tomorrow when we learn it’s a hedge fund rumor.Why Moody warns France may loss AAA rating in next few months? If France has 2 trillion bailout money, it should bailout itself.
2) Chinese Growth and Spain Downgrade. Before the story about France and
Germany, slowing Chinese economic growth had markets concerned in morning
trading. Then, after the bell Moody’s downgraded Spain two levels. Again,
this was all before the report France and Germany flew in from the heavens.
Oh yeah, Goldman Sachs and Bank of America had weak reports but still caught
a bid early on.
3) Apple. Apple delivered a rare earnings miss after the bell. The company
fell short on iPhone sales expectations — weird since iPhone 4 and 4S sales
are all record-setting. On the other hand, Yahoo and Intel both announced
solid quarters and sent their stocks flying high.
You don't need me to tell you how it will be on Wed. I have to admit that GS
is the best MM in today's market, they know how to drive the market up and
down based on whata they want.
