无神论者下地狱# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They
walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge
palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and
thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a
nice place to live in when they come down here!"
They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the
devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your
cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to
thank the devil, but he only says "Everyone down here gets some cool cars!
How would you drive around without having cars?".
They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping,
squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain,
where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench.
She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man
couldn′t be any happier. The devil says "Everyone gets to have their
soulmate down here, we don′t want anyone to be lonely!"
As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other
side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in
pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents.
Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more
terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.
Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil "What is going on
there?" The devil just shrugs and says: "Those are the christians, I don′t
know why, but they prefer it that way"
walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge
palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and
thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a
nice place to live in when they come down here!"
They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the
devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your
cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to
thank the devil, but he only says "Everyone down here gets some cool cars!
How would you drive around without having cars?".
They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping,
squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain,
where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench.
She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man
couldn′t be any happier. The devil says "Everyone gets to have their
soulmate down here, we don′t want anyone to be lonely!"
As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other
side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in
pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents.
Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more
terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.
Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil "What is going on
there?" The devil just shrugs and says: "Those are the christians, I don′t
know why, but they prefer it that way"
