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司机为何半夜拒载裸女# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
s*8
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UniCredit, Italy's largest bank and our favorite bellwether of the
deteriorating Italian economy, can't avoid trouble. In 2008, the bank's
shares crashed after investors realized it was one of the largest European
owners of subprime mortgages. When it was forced to raise capital, it didn't
turn to European governments. Instead, it raised $1 billion (offering 3.6%
of the firm) from Libya's Muammar al-Gaddafi.
Then, in January 2009, the New York Times reported one of UniCredit's
largest subsidiaries, Bank Medici, lost over $2 billion investing with
Bernie Madoff.
Days later, the bank raised 4 billion euros from public investors at a 29%
discount to market. In the March 2010 issue of Stansberry's Investment
Advisory – which details UniCredit's long history – Porter wrote:
The bank… like its predecessor Kredit-Anstalt… is hanging on, having been
left deeply wounded by the initial crisis. Will it survive?
I don't think it's possible.
It's no surprise UniCredit was at the epicenter of the European sovereign
debt crisis. Today, the bank confirmed our worries with a 10.4 billion euro
loss for the quarter (analysts estimated the bank would earn 7.4 million
euros). The bank wrote down 10.2 billion euros' worth of assets. It says 9.8
billion euros of writedowns will have no impact on cash. But UniCredit
still wants to raise 7.5 billion euros in a rights offering (over half its
current market cap).
UniCredit also said it won't pay a dividend for 2011. It's firing 5,200
employees, around 12% of its workforce. And in a final, desperate move, the
UniCredit board proposed a 10-for-one reverse stock split, where current
shareholders would receive one new share for 10 current shares. The goal is
to create "a more efficient and liquid market for the rights during the
trading period," the bank said.
Or it could be to hide the fact that shares now trade at 0.77 euros. This
attempt at financial cosmetics reminds us of the old saying, "You can paint
a turd gold, but it's still a turd.
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C*N
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比如周末陪老人去公园玩之类的?
最好是周末。
谢谢。
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b*6
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大半夜一个光着身子的女人坐进了一辆出租车。
司机在那里看了她老半天还不开车。女人就骂起来了:看什么看,有什么好看的,这辈
子没见过裸体啊。
司机说。:只是好奇你身上还有什么地方可以藏钱。
公交车到站之后,一个好看的长发女子上了公交车。
她的交通卡是放到屁股兜里的,于是她直接拿屁股蹭了蹭刷卡机就通过了。
跟在那个长发女子后面的是一位大爷。他看了这个行为觉得很不寻常,但是只要蹭一下
屁股就能坐公交车,谁不试一试呢?
于是他费了老大的力气在刷卡机上左蹭右蹭,结果刷卡机就是不响。
这时候司机看不下去了,说:大爷您这是在挠痒痒吗,赶紧把钱投进去,让后面的人好
上来。
大爷说:前面那个女孩子不是把屁股在这里蹭一下都当付钱了吗?
他司机被他逗乐了,解释了老半天,大爷还是不相信。
最后大爷火了:你这个人,道德有问题,看别人漂亮,在你这里蹭蹭屁股,你就让人家
进去了。我这样子就不行。你信不信我去投诉你。
公交车上的人都笑坏了,最后司机实在没办法,让他免费坐了这趟公交车
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C*N
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谢谢!

【在 s*****a 的大作中提到】
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