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我鳖真是人才辈出，老川要跪了 (转载)

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z*02018-08-15 07:08

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Three tickets win historic Mega Millions jackpot
RELEASE DATE: 3/31/2012
Three tickets matched all six numbers in the Friday, March 30, Mega Millions
drawing. Those tickets will split the jackpot, estimated at a record-
shattering $640 million. Those tickets were bought in Illinois, Kansas and
Maryland. The winning numbers were 2-4-23-38-46 and the Mega Ball was 23.
http://www.megamillions.com/mcenter/pressrelease.asp?newsID=3E6

n*42018-08-15 07:08

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【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
发信人: mofia (Mofia), 信区: Military
标题: 我鳖真是人才辈出，老川要跪了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Aug 15 12:20:15 2018, 美东)

m*r2018-08-15 07:08

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其实3个人都是all ined?

Millions
and

【在 z****0 的大作中提到】

: Three tickets win historic Mega Millions jackpot
: RELEASE DATE: 3/31/2012
: Three tickets matched all six numbers in the Friday, March 30, Mega Millions
: drawing. Those tickets will split the jackpot, estimated at a record-
: shattering $640 million. Those tickets were bought in Illinois, Kansas and
: Maryland. The winning numbers were 2-4-23-38-46 and the Mega Ball was 23.
: http://www.megamillions.com/mcenter/pressrelease.asp?newsID=3E6

d*e2018-08-15 07:08

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已经被吓尿了

y*d2018-08-15 07:08

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电视新闻一大早就播出了。期待大奖得主分享故事。

w*g2018-08-15 07:08

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(From the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World, part one.")
Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and
produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to
bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next
please!"

★ 发自iPhone App: ChinaWeb 1.1.4

【在 d***e 的大作中提到】

: 已经被吓尿了