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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A furious Donald Trump told reporters on
Friday morning that it was “a total disgrace” that the Federal Bureau of
Investigation had apparently not been affected by the government shutdown.
Trump, who appeared agitated and was gripping his television remote as he
spoke on the White House lawn, said that he had been under the impression
that F.B.I. agents had been furloughed and were not going to work.
“You have people across the country, in national parks and places like that
, who are not at work, and somehow the F.B.I. is working around the clock?”
Trump said. “I think it’s a total disgrace. It’s a sick situation.”
Trump said that he would call an emergency meeting of his Cabinet to “get
some answers” about why the F.B.I. was working during the shutdown.
“Let’s say you were trying to leave the country in a hurry with your
family—would the F.B.I. be at the airport to stop you?” he asked. “What
good is this shutdown, anyway?”
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A furious Donald Trump told reporters on
Friday morning that it was “a total disgrace” that the Federal Bureau of
Investigation had apparently not been affected by the government shutdown.
Trump, who appeared agitated and was gripping his television remote as he
spoke on the White House lawn, said that he had been under the impression
that F.B.I. agents had been furloughed and were not going to work.
“You have people across the country, in national parks and places like that
, who are not at work, and somehow the F.B.I. is working around the clock?”
Trump said. “I think it’s a total disgrace. It’s a sick situation.”
Trump said that he would call an emergency meeting of his Cabinet to “get
some answers” about why the F.B.I. was working during the shutdown.
“Let’s say you were trying to leave the country in a hurry with your
family—would the F.B.I. be at the airport to stop you?” he asked. “What
good is this shutdown, anyway?”
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