Re: tsd又开始冒充我订披萨了 (转载) - 未名空间MITBBS历史存档

国际科技财经博客移民网络热点娱乐民生时事公众号

Redian新闻

>未名空间

>Joke - 肚皮舞运动

Re: tsd又开始冒充我订披萨了 (转载)

Re: tsd又开始冒充我订披萨了 (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

1 楼

【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
发信人: dalihe103 (dalihe103), 信区: Military
标题: Re: tsd又开始冒充我订披萨了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 18 11:18:10 2019, 美东)
pizza hut
他在网上下单，选的到门口付现金的那种，所以他一分不花。

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

2 楼

Now I know that this question did not ask for it, but I thought that it
would be fun to share one of my favorite pranking moments from my time at
Domino’s. As I already explained, our system has caller ID, which can be
extremely helpful in the event of prank callers. Not long ago I received a
call from a young woman claiming to be a Stacy Billson, a woman from down
south. Now you might wonder what tipped me off to the fact that she was a
prank caller. Tip number one, though she was trying as best as she could to
talk in a southern accent, she sounded more like an old women who had
swallowed a giggly frog. She got out "This here is Stacy Billson." Before
Tip number 2, the hysterical laughter + hysterical laughter of an accomplice
, uh, I mean friend, was heard through the phone. I didn't even say anything
before the phone hung up. I stood staring at the phone for a moment, I just
knew. With in a minute the phone was ringing again, same number, same name
(which was not Stacy Billson). I answered giving my standard pizza greeting.
Her response:
" Hello! Uhm this is Stacy Billson... And (tee hee hee) I ordered (tee hee
hee) some pizzas (tee hee) and (unintelligible due to hysterical laughter.)
*Click! *dial tone* This happened three more times before I decided to have
a little fun of my own...
*Ring ring!*
Me: (In the most professional voice I could) "Hello, this is the local
police department... We need to speak to a Miss Stacy Billson."
A scared gasp followed by the phone being hung up was the last I heard of "
Miss Stacy Billson" all day. Also kids, pranking 101... Always block your
number... I mean really
https://www.quora.com/What-happens-if-one-makes-a-prank-order-at-Dominos-
with-fake-details-over-the-phone

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
: 发信人: dalihe103 (dalihe103), 信区: Military
: 标题: Re: tsd又开始冒充我订披萨了
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 18 11:18:10 2019, 美东)
: pizza hut
: 他在网上下单，选的到门口付现金的那种，所以他一分不花。

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

3 楼

Domino's has security callback procedures. When I worked for domino's a
couple of years ago I really messed up. It was a particularly busy day shift
when a guy called. He wasn't slick but he called at the right time. I
processed a $90 order. When I went to deliver it the woman told me that her
vindictive exboyfriend has been pranking businesses and wouldn't pay for the
order. She had called the police on him and asked me to stay. I told her I
was too busy and if the police needed to talk to me regarding it they should
do it quickly because if the manager followed policy I would be fired at
the end of my shift since I took the order. I went to the next delivery and
back to domino's. The manager sent me home early after canceling the order.
He let me have some of the order to take home. He has me deliver some
paperwork to his manager on my way home. I didn't end up getting fired but I
got grilled on security callback procedures for 3 weeks.
5.1k Views · View 10 Upvoters

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: Now I know that this question did not ask for it, but I thought that it
: would be fun to share one of my favorite pranking moments from my time at
: Domino’s. As I already explained, our system has caller ID, which can be
: extremely helpful in the event of prank callers. Not long ago I received a
: call from a young woman claiming to be a Stacy Billson, a woman from down
: south. Now you might wonder what tipped me off to the fact that she was a
: prank caller. Tip number one, though she was trying as best as she could to
: talk in a southern accent, she sounded more like an old women who had
: swallowed a giggly frog. She got out "This here is Stacy Billson." Before
: Tip number 2, the hysterical laughter + hysterical laughter of an accomplice

m*n2019-02-18 08:02

4 楼

security call back 相当于“刚才是不是你打的110”的意思？

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

5 楼

是的

【在 m********n 的大作中提到】

: security call back 相当于“刚才是不是你打的110”的意思？

m*y2019-02-18 08:02

6 楼

不过现在大店都是器人做了
小二只管punch in the order，要查数据库还是回拨什么的，都是AI完成。只要通过，
小二就必须作，出事儿也不关小二的事儿。没通过，小二也不知道具体什么原因。
小店搞不起IT,只有关门的命。

: 是的

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: 是的

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

7 楼

那不搞外卖行么

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】

: 不过现在大店都是器人做了
: 小二只管punch in the order，要查数据库还是回拨什么的，都是AI完成。只要通过，
: 小二就必须作，出事儿也不关小二的事儿。没通过，小二也不知道具体什么原因。
: 小店搞不起IT,只有关门的命。
:
:
: 是的
:

b*e2019-02-18 08:02

8 楼

屁擦不外卖吃啥

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: 那不搞外卖行么

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

9 楼

不过现在有网上订饭了小店可以搭便车

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】

m*n2019-02-18 08:02

10 楼

优步吃。

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: 不过现在有网上订饭了小店可以搭便车

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

11 楼

tinder吃

【在 m********n 的大作中提到】

: 优步吃。

o*p2019-02-18 08:02

12 楼

tinder有免费的鲍鱼吃。

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: tinder吃

S*82019-02-18 08:02

13 楼

看来我要去试试tinder..

【在 o****p 的大作中提到】

: tinder有免费的鲍鱼吃。

m*y2019-02-18 08:02

14 楼

这个老汉很喜欢
其实很多行业还没有享受到高科技的福利，因为门槛太高了。大企业上个IT项目都要三
思，中小企业根本没有办法靠自己就跟上。所以不管你们多讨厌uber/lyft，老汉都嚼
的他们干了件好事儿，把出租车这行技术升级了，现在根本不用司机懂多少高科技，会
用app就能搭上高科技的车。
老汉嚼的劈叉等等，都应该有人来优步一下。一个大叔，只要会用app，应该就可以马
上开卖自己的劈叉。

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: 不过现在有网上订饭了小店可以搭便车

m*y2019-02-18 08:02

15 楼

CL起点是对的，但过于自由化了。有些人不值得信任，必须排除出去。不然，谁都信，
都是谁都没法信。
因特网原来是一帮自由知识分子搞起来的，有点反资本主义。但其实资本主义在，合理
化资源配置上，确实还没有对手。

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

16 楼

CL 是啥？

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】

: CL起点是对的，但过于自由化了。有些人不值得信任，必须排除出去。不然，谁都信，
: 都是谁都没法信。
: 因特网原来是一帮自由知识分子搞起来的，有点反资本主义。但其实资本主义在，合理
: 化资源配置上，确实还没有对手。

b*e2019-02-18 08:02

17 楼

craigslist

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: CL 是啥？

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

18 楼

哦

【在 b*****e 的大作中提到】

: craigslist

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

19 楼

据说很多人曾经用cl约炮

【在 b*****e 的大作中提到】

: craigslist

b*e2019-02-18 08:02

20 楼

这个得std得危险太大了

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: 据说很多人曾经用cl约炮

H*g2019-02-18 08:02

21 楼

不被砍成好几块已经不错了

【在 b*****e 的大作中提到】

: 这个得std得危险太大了

b*e2019-02-18 08:02

22 楼

不排除有非常饥渴的250磅黑大码真的找日

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】

: 不被砍成好几块已经不错了