a*o
17 楼
amazon 的这个几万人喜欢的 review, 至今难忘。。太搞了:哈哈哈。。
25,266 of 26,237 people found the following review helpful
Did a teenager write this???
By meymoon TOP 50 REVIEWER on April 15, 2012
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the
courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world,
especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I
feel compelled to write a review.
About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a
teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old's
fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a
billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist,
is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built
perfectly with an enormous penis, and the best lover on the planet. In
addition, he's not only self made but is using his money to combat world
hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of
that, he's never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and
emailing the female character. His billions seem to have just come about by
magic. It seriously feels like 2 teenage girls got together and decided to
create their "dream man" and came up with Christian Grey.
Then come the sex scenes. The first one is tolerable but as she goes on,
they become so unbelievable that it becomes more laughable than erotic. She
orgasms at the drop of a hat. He says her name and she orgasms. He simply
touches her and she orgasms. It seems that she's climaxing on every page.
Then there's the writing. If you take out the parts where the female
character is blushing or chewing her lips, the book will be down to about 50
pages. Almost on every single page, there is a whole section devoted to her
blushing, chewing her lips or wondering "Jeez" about something or another.
Then there's the use of "shades of". He's "fifty shades of @#$%% up," "she
turned 7 shades of crimson," "he's ten shades of x,y, and z." Seriously?
The writing is just not up to par, the characters are unbelievable, and the
sex verges on the comical. I don't know what happens in the remaining books
and I do not intend to read them to find out. But given the maturity level
of the first book, I imagine that they get married, have 2 perfect children,
cure world hunger, and live happily ever after while riding into the sunset
, as the female character climaxes on her horse causing her to chew her
bottom lip and blush fifty shades of crimson. Jeez!
【在 D****2 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈,你看了吗?我看了书,没法看完,女主角花痴一个,作者的脑会不会摔过?
25,266 of 26,237 people found the following review helpful
Did a teenager write this???
By meymoon TOP 50 REVIEWER on April 15, 2012
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the
courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world,
especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I
feel compelled to write a review.
About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a
teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old's
fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a
billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist,
is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built
perfectly with an enormous penis, and the best lover on the planet. In
addition, he's not only self made but is using his money to combat world
hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of
that, he's never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and
emailing the female character. His billions seem to have just come about by
magic. It seriously feels like 2 teenage girls got together and decided to
create their "dream man" and came up with Christian Grey.
Then come the sex scenes. The first one is tolerable but as she goes on,
they become so unbelievable that it becomes more laughable than erotic. She
orgasms at the drop of a hat. He says her name and she orgasms. He simply
touches her and she orgasms. It seems that she's climaxing on every page.
Then there's the writing. If you take out the parts where the female
character is blushing or chewing her lips, the book will be down to about 50
pages. Almost on every single page, there is a whole section devoted to her
blushing, chewing her lips or wondering "Jeez" about something or another.
Then there's the use of "shades of". He's "fifty shades of @#$%% up," "she
turned 7 shades of crimson," "he's ten shades of x,y, and z." Seriously?
The writing is just not up to par, the characters are unbelievable, and the
sex verges on the comical. I don't know what happens in the remaining books
and I do not intend to read them to find out. But given the maturity level
of the first book, I imagine that they get married, have 2 perfect children,
cure world hunger, and live happily ever after while riding into the sunset
, as the female character climaxes on her horse causing her to chew her
bottom lip and blush fifty shades of crimson. Jeez!
【在 D****2 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈,你看了吗?我看了书,没法看完,女主角花痴一个,作者的脑会不会摔过?
D*2
18 楼
我也看过!笑得不行!
I
a
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: amazon 的这个几万人喜欢的 review, 至今难忘。。太搞了:哈哈哈。。
: 25,266 of 26,237 people found the following review helpful
: Did a teenager write this???
: By meymoon TOP 50 REVIEWER on April 15, 2012
: Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
: I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the
: courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world,
: especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I
: feel compelled to write a review.
: About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a
I
a
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: amazon 的这个几万人喜欢的 review, 至今难忘。。太搞了:哈哈哈。。
: 25,266 of 26,237 people found the following review helpful
: Did a teenager write this???
: By meymoon TOP 50 REVIEWER on April 15, 2012
: Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
: I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the
: courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world,
: especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I
: feel compelled to write a review.
: About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a
M*c
19 楼
这个,小留看完就跑了吧。。。
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