我今天在办公室看杂志, 金发女 Project Manager 敲门进来说 really want to get on the same page with you 一本杂志面积这么小, 两个人站上面不就脸贴脸了. 我就回复说 I am not comfortable doing that. But you can have this magazine after I am done, then you can get on whatever page you want by yourself.
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : 我今天在办公室看杂志, 金发女 Project Manager 敲门进来说 really want to get : on the same page with you : 一本杂志面积这么小, 两个人站上面不就脸贴脸了. : 我就回复说 I am not comfortable doing that. But you can have this magazine : after I am done, then you can get on whatever page you want by yourself.
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : 我今天在办公室看杂志, 金发女 Project Manager 敲门进来说 really want to get : on the same page with you : 一本杂志面积这么小, 两个人站上面不就脸贴脸了. : 我就回复说 I am not comfortable doing that. But you can have this magazine : after I am done, then you can get on whatever page you want by yourself.
X*a
12 楼
手机盲天天抱着个展示机烧屏说个没完 正常使用两年不烧屏你当场暴毙可以吗?
M*y
13 楼
还可以叫lightening,呵呵
T*e
14 楼
开头改成“正在蹲坑看杂志”更有真实感
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : 我今天在办公室看杂志, 金发女 Project Manager 敲门进来说 really want to get : on the same page with you : 一本杂志面积这么小, 两个人站上面不就脸贴脸了. : 我就回复说 I am not comfortable doing that. But you can have this magazine : after I am done, then you can get on whatever page you want by yourself.
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : yes, that's more correct. my english no very good
w*a
26 楼
楼主这一系列都挺搞笑的。 不错。
f*n
27 楼
是一种让两人都能站在一页书上的办法
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : 火车便当? what meaning?
l*s
28 楼
去复习一遍喜剧之王
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : 火车便当? what meaning?
i*a
29 楼
do not squeeze tooth paste, zkss
【在 f*****n 的大作中提到】 : 是一种让两人都能站在一页书上的办法
l*s
30 楼
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : 我今天在办公室看杂志, 金发女 Project Manager 敲门进来说 really want to get : on the same page with you : 一本杂志面积这么小, 两个人站上面不就脸贴脸了. : 我就回复说 I am not comfortable doing that. But you can have this magazine : after I am done, then you can get on whatever page you want by yourself.
f*n
31 楼
背着女生站在书上
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : do not squeeze tooth paste, zkss
H*g
32 楼
你不要瞎想好不好,女经理什么时候说要跟你 站 在一页书上了?
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】 : 我今天在办公室看杂志, 金发女 Project Manager 敲门进来说 really want to get : on the same page with you : 一本杂志面积这么小, 两个人站上面不就脸贴脸了. : 我就回复说 I am not comfortable doing that. But you can have this magazine : after I am done, then you can get on whatever page you want by yourself.