s*u
2 楼
想问问大家看比方说自己把地毯掀了铺地板,揭下来的地毯要怎么处理?联系垃圾公司?
貌似这边垃圾是每次买个sticker贴筒上的,不知道装修垃圾可不可以这么搞?
貌似这边垃圾是每次买个sticker贴筒上的,不知道装修垃圾可不可以这么搞?
x*2
3 楼
今天去买fuyu柿树,意外地发现了它。是木耳菜种子,对吧?
封面
里面的种子
封面
里面的种子
x*a
4 楼
我竟然看完了。轮到你了。也来乐一乐。
What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (
and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be
interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such
occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. The call
was from AT&T, and it went something like this:
Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes. This is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T. May I speak to Mr. Salem please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.
At this point, I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that,
surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my
surprise, when I picked up the receiver, she was still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Salem?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Salem?
Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
Me: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Salem.
Me: Well, whatever it is, I'm really not interested, but thanks for calling.
When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express
yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested", but this
lady was persistent.
AT&T: Mr. Salem, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute, but
she at no time used the word "rate". I could clearly see that it was time
to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.
Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day? AT&T: (getting a little
excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!! That's amazing!! AT&T: We
think so!
Me: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at
the end of the year for the full $52,560? If you send an annual heck, can I
get a
cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560
per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a
minute.
Me: Wait a minute here! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are
you sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes, this is AT&T, sir, but....
Me: But nothing! How do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10
cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of
suliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the
Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for....
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?!? AT&T: Sir, I
don't think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later? AT&T: What?
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor! AT&T: Yes, Mr. Salem. Please hold.
So, now AT&T has me on hold, and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat
while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while
I have a mouth full of food.......
Supervisor: Mr. Salem?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a
minute program.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth? (Is this AT&T)
Supervisor: Yes, sir, it sure is.
I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to
suppress my laughter, and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I
could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was
helping you.
Me: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end
this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the
other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Salem. I understand that you are interested in signing up
for our plan?
Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have
enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little
brother.........
AT&T: (click)
Note From Me: When I get a call from a telemarketer I prefer to give them
options. I simply tell them Steve is not here right now but would they
prefer to speak to Slob Boy, Gutter Boy, BrainDead Man ..... Click..........
..
Or My Other Favorite... Are you single? Click............
What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (
and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be
interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such
occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. The call
was from AT&T, and it went something like this:
Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes. This is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T. May I speak to Mr. Salem please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.
At this point, I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that,
surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my
surprise, when I picked up the receiver, she was still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Salem?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Salem?
Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
Me: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Salem.
Me: Well, whatever it is, I'm really not interested, but thanks for calling.
When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express
yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested", but this
lady was persistent.
AT&T: Mr. Salem, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute, but
she at no time used the word "rate". I could clearly see that it was time
to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.
Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day? AT&T: (getting a little
excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!! That's amazing!! AT&T: We
think so!
Me: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at
the end of the year for the full $52,560? If you send an annual heck, can I
get a
cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560
per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a
minute.
Me: Wait a minute here! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are
you sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes, this is AT&T, sir, but....
Me: But nothing! How do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10
cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of
suliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the
Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for....
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?!? AT&T: Sir, I
don't think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later? AT&T: What?
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor! AT&T: Yes, Mr. Salem. Please hold.
So, now AT&T has me on hold, and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat
while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while
I have a mouth full of food.......
Supervisor: Mr. Salem?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a
minute program.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth? (Is this AT&T)
Supervisor: Yes, sir, it sure is.
I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to
suppress my laughter, and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I
could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was
helping you.
Me: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end
this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the
other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Salem. I understand that you are interested in signing up
for our plan?
Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have
enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little
brother.........
AT&T: (click)
Note From Me: When I get a call from a telemarketer I prefer to give them
options. I simply tell them Steve is not here right now but would they
prefer to speak to Slob Boy, Gutter Boy, BrainDead Man ..... Click..........
..
Or My Other Favorite... Are you single? Click............
c*e
5 楼
女大十八变啊
m*y
7 楼
The right way is to rent a dumpster.
hear it from me :)
hear it from me :)
M*7
8 楼
花看起来象.
c*7
9 楼
好长啊。。。回个帖子算了。。。
g*d
11 楼
cong
s*u
14 楼
这人有很多时间
j*e
15 楼
好大的丫头,很懒的样子
f*u
16 楼
发信人: cstaker (bobwa), 信区: EB23
标 题: VB out, 4/1/2008
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 11 13:36:38 2013, 美东)
Yeah!!!
标 题: VB out, 4/1/2008
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 11 13:36:38 2013, 美东)
Yeah!!!
N*m
19 楼
闲得蛋疼
(
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 我竟然看完了。轮到你了。也来乐一乐。
: What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (
: and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be
: interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such
: occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. The call
: was from AT&T, and it went something like this:
: Me: Hello
: AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
: Me: Is this AT&T?
: AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
(
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 我竟然看完了。轮到你了。也来乐一乐。
: What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (
: and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be
: interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such
: occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. The call
: was from AT&T, and it went something like this:
: Me: Hello
: AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
: Me: Is this AT&T?
: AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
b*a
20 楼
re
c*s
21 楼
Cong!
t*n
24 楼
"... Are you single?" sounds a good choice
g*r
25 楼
看着很困的样子
b*s
26 楼
Yeah, it is great news. Mine is 03/27/2008.
Just got a quick question here, I need to relocate to a different State with
a different company next week, should I keep current home mail address
since my house didn't sell yet and update it after I got my GC Next Month.
Thanks a lot.
Best,
【在 p*******s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 4 月份排期:April 1, 2008.
Just got a quick question here, I need to relocate to a different State with
a different company next week, should I keep current home mail address
since my house didn't sell yet and update it after I got my GC Next Month.
Thanks a lot.
Best,
【在 p*******s 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 4 月份排期:April 1, 2008.
h*a
27 楼
拆下来的旧砖头可以扔垃圾箱吗?
b*s
31 楼
Can any body with the experience give some suggestion?
Thanks
with
【在 b**********s 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: Yeah, it is great news. Mine is 03/27/2008.
: Just got a quick question here, I need to relocate to a different State with
: a different company next week, should I keep current home mail address
: since my house didn't sell yet and update it after I got my GC Next Month.
: Thanks a lot.
: Best,
Thanks
with
【在 b**********s 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: Yeah, it is great news. Mine is 03/27/2008.
: Just got a quick question here, I need to relocate to a different State with
: a different company next week, should I keep current home mail address
: since my house didn't sell yet and update it after I got my GC Next Month.
: Thanks a lot.
: Best,
p*y
33 楼
是!
s*l
35 楼
忧郁的包子脸
c*n
36 楼
yeah! thanks!
a*g
39 楼
你们没见过狠的。
我有一次挂了一位讲国语的售货小姐电话,她丫的从晚上11点起,每隔半小时给我打个
电话来叫醒我。
我有一次挂了一位讲国语的售货小姐电话,她丫的从晚上11点起,每隔半小时给我打个
电话来叫醒我。
A*R
40 楼
hehe,look at 小宝's face, i always think it's a boy...
m*h
41 楼
yeah! Hope we can get the card on April 2!
y*8
43 楼
图上的菜和花都象极了木耳菜,但籽真不太象。我种过的木耳菜籽是纯黑色的,圆的。
秋实这个是三角形,有点发黄色?也许是另外一个品种的?
秋实这个是三角形,有点发黄色?也许是另外一个品种的?
C*W
45 楼
哈哈~小包子~~~
l*p
46 楼
cong!
B*a
50 楼
haha...cute ~
w*r
51 楼
gxgx!
m*2
56 楼
恭喜恭喜呀
l*g
61 楼
GX!
b*y
66 楼
CONG
G*a
72 楼
木耳菜的根儿会到处窜吗?我隔一条街的邻居家种的三七(或者川七)看着特别像木耳
菜,可是那个根儿到处跑。求指点,谢谢!
菜,可是那个根儿到处跑。求指点,谢谢!
m*6
84 楼
种种看吧,木耳菜/菠菜都挺好吃的,种啥吃啥,赫赫。。
x*2
88 楼
有时真不能看名字,看图比较靠谱些。
【在 n*******d 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 这个是山寨的吧
: http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ferry-Morse-1-Gram-Spinach-Round-Lea
【在 n*******d 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 这个是山寨的吧
: http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ferry-Morse-1-Gram-Spinach-Round-Lea
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