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p*s
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4 月份排期:April 1, 2008.
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s*u
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想问问大家看比方说自己把地毯掀了铺地板,揭下来的地毯要怎么处理?联系垃圾公司?
貌似这边垃圾是每次买个sticker贴筒上的,不知道装修垃圾可不可以这么搞?
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x*2
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今天去买fuyu柿树,意外地发现了它。是木耳菜种子,对吧?
封面
里面的种子
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x*a
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我竟然看完了。轮到你了。也来乐一乐。
What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (
and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be
interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such
occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. The call
was from AT&T, and it went something like this:
Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes. This is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T. May I speak to Mr. Salem please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.
At this point, I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that,
surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my
surprise, when I picked up the receiver, she was still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Salem?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Salem?
Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
Me: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Salem.
Me: Well, whatever it is, I'm really not interested, but thanks for calling.
When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express
yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested", but this
lady was persistent.
AT&T: Mr. Salem, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute, but
she at no time used the word "rate". I could clearly see that it was time
to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.
Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day? AT&T: (getting a little
excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!! That's amazing!! AT&T: We
think so!
Me: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at
the end of the year for the full $52,560? If you send an annual heck, can I
get a
cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560
per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a
minute.
Me: Wait a minute here! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are
you sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes, this is AT&T, sir, but....
Me: But nothing! How do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10
cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of
suliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the
Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for....
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?!? AT&T: Sir, I
don't think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later? AT&T: What?
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor! AT&T: Yes, Mr. Salem. Please hold.
So, now AT&T has me on hold, and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat
while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while
I have a mouth full of food.......
Supervisor: Mr. Salem?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a
minute program.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth? (Is this AT&T)
Supervisor: Yes, sir, it sure is.
I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to
suppress my laughter, and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I
could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was
helping you.
Me: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end
this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the
other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Salem. I understand that you are interested in signing up
for our plan?
Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have
enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little
brother.........
AT&T: (click)
Note From Me: When I get a call from a telemarketer I prefer to give them
options. I simply tell them Steve is not here right now but would they
prefer to speak to Slob Boy, Gutter Boy, BrainDead Man ..... Click..........
..
Or My Other Favorite... Are you single? Click............
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c*e
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女大十八变啊
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g*1
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cong

【在 p*******s 的大作中提到】
: 4 月份排期:April 1, 2008.
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m*y
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The right way is to rent a dumpster.
hear it from me :)
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M*7
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花看起来象.
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c*7
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好长啊。。。回个帖子算了。。。
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y*s
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老觉得小宝的神态特别忧国忧民。。

女大十八变啊

【在 c*******e 的大作中提到】
: 女大十八变啊
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g*d
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cong
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z*n
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you could also bribe the garbage man to pick it up for you.
depending on your bribing skill...

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: The right way is to rent a dumpster.
: hear it from me :)

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x*2
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没见过花,但觉得叶子象。
发觉老美爱把中国叶菜叫spinach。空心菜他们叫water spinach。 --哈哈,有趣。

【在 M****7 的大作中提到】
: 花看起来象.
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s*u
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这人有很多时间
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j*e
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好大的丫头,很懒的样子
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f*u
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发信人: cstaker (bobwa), 信区: EB23
标 题: VB out, 4/1/2008
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 11 13:36:38 2013, 美东)
Yeah!!!
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s*u
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割开来一点一点放,我也是这么想的,哈哈
不过搞不好地毯要在家里存半年了

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: The right way is to rent a dumpster.
: hear it from me :)

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l*g
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叶子和种子都象

【在 x******2 的大作中提到】
: 今天去买fuyu柿树,意外地发现了它。是木耳菜种子,对吧?
: 封面
: 里面的种子

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N*m
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闲得蛋疼

(

【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 我竟然看完了。轮到你了。也来乐一乐。
: What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (
: and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be
: interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such
: occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. The call
: was from AT&T, and it went something like this:
: Me: Hello
: AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T....
: Me: Is this AT&T?
: AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T....

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b*a
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re
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c*s
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Cong!
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s*u
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老三难道你成功色诱过garbage man?

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: you could also bribe the garbage man to pick it up for you.
: depending on your bribing skill...

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x*2
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看来就是它了。

【在 l********g 的大作中提到】
: 叶子和种子都象
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t*n
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"... Are you single?" sounds a good choice
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g*r
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看着很困的样子
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b*s
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Yeah, it is great news. Mine is 03/27/2008.
Just got a quick question here, I need to relocate to a different State with
a different company next week, should I keep current home mail address
since my house didn't sell yet and update it after I got my GC Next Month.
Thanks a lot.
Best,

【在 p*******s 的大作中提到】
: 4 月份排期:April 1, 2008.
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h*a
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拆下来的旧砖头可以扔垃圾箱吗?
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T*m
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就是木耳菜!

【在 x******2 的大作中提到】
: 今天去买fuyu柿树,意外地发现了它。是木耳菜种子,对吧?
: 封面
: 里面的种子

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S*g
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刚来美国的时候,我们一室友,接了电话就说,could you please hold?
然后把话筒放在音箱边上,自己关门出去shopping了。

【在 t****n 的大作中提到】
: "... Are you single?" sounds a good choice
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p*1
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我看成。。。“好大的脚丫子了”。。。然后回去使劲看了看脚丫子,不算大吗。。。

【在 j*****e 的大作中提到】
: 好大的丫头,很懒的样子
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b*s
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Can any body with the experience give some suggestion?
Thanks

with

【在 b**********s 的大作中提到】
: Yeah, it is great news. Mine is 03/27/2008.
: Just got a quick question here, I need to relocate to a different State with
: a different company next week, should I keep current home mail address
: since my house didn't sell yet and update it after I got my GC Next Month.
: Thanks a lot.
: Best,

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m*y
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Definitely sounds so :)

【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: 老三难道你成功色诱过garbage man?
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p*y
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是!
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t*n
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很人道啊,还带附赠音乐的

【在 S*********g 的大作中提到】
: 刚来美国的时候,我们一室友,接了电话就说,could you please hold?
: 然后把话筒放在音箱边上,自己关门出去shopping了。

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s*l
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忧郁的包子脸
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c*n
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yeah! thanks!
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z*n
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送我

【在 h****a 的大作中提到】
: 拆下来的旧砖头可以扔垃圾箱吗?
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a*u
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是木耳菜。不过貌似混了颗别的种子在里面。

【在 x******2 的大作中提到】
: 今天去买fuyu柿树,意外地发现了它。是木耳菜种子,对吧?
: 封面
: 里面的种子

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a*g
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你们没见过狠的。
我有一次挂了一位讲国语的售货小姐电话,她丫的从晚上11点起,每隔半小时给我打个
电话来叫醒我。
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A*R
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hehe,look at 小宝's face, i always think it's a boy...
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m*h
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yeah! Hope we can get the card on April 2!
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m*y
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Sure, but ground to power first.
Just kidding, why should you throw away bricks? They are very useful around
the house ah. In the worst case, you can bury them :)

【在 h****a 的大作中提到】
: 拆下来的旧砖头可以扔垃圾箱吗?
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y*8
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图上的菜和花都象极了木耳菜,但籽真不太象。我种过的木耳菜籽是纯黑色的,圆的。
秋实这个是三角形,有点发黄色?也许是另外一个品种的?
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t*7
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反正你也睡不着,那就和她错开15分钟,也是每隔30分钟给她打电话,叫醒她。

【在 a******g 的大作中提到】
: 你们没见过狠的。
: 我有一次挂了一位讲国语的售货小姐电话,她丫的从晚上11点起,每隔半小时给我打个
: 电话来叫醒我。

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C*W
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哈哈~小包子~~~
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l*p
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cong!
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s*u
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给我发个ups lable,我有整整一面墙的砖要拆

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 送我
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x*2
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师傅都说是,那一定假不了。

【在 T*******m 的大作中提到】
: 就是木耳菜!
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R*a
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人家不用守在电话机旁边啊,直接开自动拨号就成了。

【在 t*******7 的大作中提到】
: 反正你也睡不着,那就和她错开15分钟,也是每隔30分钟给她打电话,叫醒她。
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B*a
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haha...cute ~
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w*r
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gxgx!
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m*y
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Seriously? Put it on craigslist, free stuff won't last.

【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: 给我发个ups lable,我有整整一面墙的砖要拆
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x*2
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海泰的种子还在路上,这个昨晚我已经种下了。猴急的我。-哈哈

【在 p*****y 的大作中提到】
: 是!
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t*7
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那你也弄个自动拨号机,她拨号的时候你也同时向外拨,让她忙音

【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 人家不用守在电话机旁边啊,直接开自动拨号就成了。
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c*e
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是啊。。。开头总觉得是男孩

【在 A*********R 的大作中提到】
: hehe,look at 小宝's face, i always think it's a boy...
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m*2
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恭喜恭喜呀
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S*A
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+1 for this.
地毯什么的还是有人收的。
我的兔子的地毯都是这么搞来的。

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: Seriously? Put it on craigslist, free stuff won't last.
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x*2
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眼神儿犀利啊。我昨天还楞了一下那棵奇怪的种子,但以为也是木耳。

【在 a**u 的大作中提到】
: 是木耳菜。不过貌似混了颗别的种子在里面。
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x*a
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那你只好拔电话了。

【在 a******g 的大作中提到】
: 你们没见过狠的。
: 我有一次挂了一位讲国语的售货小姐电话,她丫的从晚上11点起,每隔半小时给我打个
: 电话来叫醒我。

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c*e
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现在胆子大多了,昨天晚上压着我的被子,肚子朝天呈投降状呼呼大睡。可惜我也困了
,懒得拍了
突然发现,她很多造型和她姐姐小黛小时候很像很像,果然是个跟屁虫。

【在 j*****e 的大作中提到】
: 好大的丫头,很懒的样子
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l*g
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GX!
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s*u
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认真的说,这边的砖大概什么价钱啊?为什么砖房这么贵?

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: Seriously? Put it on craigslist, free stuff won't last.
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x*2
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刚去仔细瞧瞧,籽是扁圆的。估计品种不同吧,这个图片看着叶带点紫色,我以前吃过
见过的木耳菜是翠绿的。

【在 y*****8 的大作中提到】
: 图上的菜和花都象极了木耳菜,但籽真不太象。我种过的木耳菜籽是纯黑色的,圆的。
: 秋实这个是三角形,有点发黄色?也许是另外一个品种的?

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a*g
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打那之后再也不敢得罪telemarketer了,现在她们不挂我绝不先挂

【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 那你只好拔电话了。
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c*e
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不大。比小黛的小多了。小袋那个才是大手大脚

【在 p********1 的大作中提到】
: 我看成。。。“好大的脚丫子了”。。。然后回去使劲看了看脚丫子,不算大吗。。。
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b*y
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CONG
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s*u
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en,craigslist确实是个主意,要是有人肯收还省了扔垃圾的麻烦

【在 S*A 的大作中提到】
: +1 for this.
: 地毯什么的还是有人收的。
: 我的兔子的地毯都是这么搞来的。

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g*e
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现在不是季节啊。

【在 x******2 的大作中提到】
: 海泰的种子还在路上,这个昨晚我已经种下了。猴急的我。-哈哈
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e*t
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我在上面转了无数免费东西了。
不过旧瓷砖一直没人要,还有人发信来说给我75块钱吧我帮你拉走。

【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: en,craigslist确实是个主意,要是有人肯收还省了扔垃圾的麻烦
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x*2
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盆栽。放在院里有个类似于green house的小屋里。每天有大量的日光照耀。反正试验
一下。

【在 g***e 的大作中提到】
: 现在不是季节啊。
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z*n
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你在不在南加,要在我就去拉

【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: 给我发个ups lable,我有整整一面墙的砖要拆
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G*a
72
木耳菜的根儿会到处窜吗?我隔一条街的邻居家种的三七(或者川七)看着特别像木耳
菜,可是那个根儿到处跑。求指点,谢谢!
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m*y
73
Nod, old tiles are useless, better bury them.

【在 e********t 的大作中提到】
: 我在上面转了无数免费东西了。
: 不过旧瓷砖一直没人要,还有人发信来说给我75块钱吧我帮你拉走。

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M*X
74
是~~~

【在 x******2 的大作中提到】
: 今天去买fuyu柿树,意外地发现了它。是木耳菜种子,对吧?
: 封面
: 里面的种子

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z*n
75
你标价格都有人买的
旧转比心砖贵
美国人的审美就这德行

【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: en,craigslist确实是个主意,要是有人肯收还省了扔垃圾的麻烦
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M*X
76
图那些紫色可能拍时比较暗+印出来颜色问题~~
你说翠绿是这样的么?

【在 x******2 的大作中提到】
: 刚去仔细瞧瞧,籽是扁圆的。估计品种不同吧,这个图片看着叶带点紫色,我以前吃过
: 见过的木耳菜是翠绿的。

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z*n
77
我旧电视和旧冰箱也是在craigslist上给出去的,省得我自己搬了
垃圾公司每年免费收两次大件家具,但是需要我搬到curb side,呵呵

【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: Nod, old tiles are useless, better bury them.
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M*7
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那个川七我也有. 不是根乱跑,是所谓的'零余子'落地即生根. 这川七的叶子吃起来和
木耳菜味道很接近.

【在 G********a 的大作中提到】
: 木耳菜的根儿会到处窜吗?我隔一条街的邻居家种的三七(或者川七)看着特别像木耳
: 菜,可是那个根儿到处跑。求指点,谢谢!

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k*t
79
我们市政府都收,地毯割成3尺宽,卷一团。树什么的,直接丢在路边。

司?

【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: 想问问大家看比方说自己把地毯掀了铺地板,揭下来的地毯要怎么处理?联系垃圾公司?
: 貌似这边垃圾是每次买个sticker贴筒上的,不知道装修垃圾可不可以这么搞?

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x*2
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就是这色的。原来长这样啊,可爱。还爬藤?我准备种盆里(现正育苗),可以吗?

【在 M**X 的大作中提到】
: 图那些紫色可能拍时比较暗+印出来颜色问题~~
: 你说翠绿是这样的么?

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s*u
81
我在北伊,你派俩兔子来啦吧,这路程跟进京赶考差不了太多

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 你在不在南加,要在我就去拉
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z*n
83


【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: 我在北伊,你派俩兔子来啦吧,这路程跟进京赶考差不了太多
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m*6
84
种种看吧,木耳菜/菠菜都挺好吃的,种啥吃啥,赫赫。。
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s*u
85
确实就这德行
好好的厨房一面墙都是砖,里面挖个洞放个灶,搞得跟山顶洞人似的
可人美国人来看一个都说我shit,这customized的厨房啊,luxury啊,upscale啊
搞得我现在很茫然,砸好还是不砸好

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 你标价格都有人买的
: 旧转比心砖贵
: 美国人的审美就这德行

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l*g
86
不会,你要不管会 爬藤。

【在 G********a 的大作中提到】
: 木耳菜的根儿会到处窜吗?我隔一条街的邻居家种的三七(或者川七)看着特别像木耳
: 菜,可是那个根儿到处跑。求指点,谢谢!

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w*w
87
sai,这个灶上煮饭炒菜特别香啊,冬天煮饭的时候还能在灶下埋几个山芋

【在 s******u 的大作中提到】
: 确实就这德行
: 好好的厨房一面墙都是砖,里面挖个洞放个灶,搞得跟山顶洞人似的
: 可人美国人来看一个都说我shit,这customized的厨房啊,luxury啊,upscale啊
: 搞得我现在很茫然,砸好还是不砸好

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x*2
89
就喜欢种比较好打理收了一茬又一茬的菜。菠菜,我这里不好种,撒了多次种,就是不
发芽。

【在 m****6 的大作中提到】
: 种种看吧,木耳菜/菠菜都挺好吃的,种啥吃啥,赫赫。。
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