b*t
2 楼
看dis是不是能带领大盘走出低迷吧。
A*u
3 楼
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/Humor/SchoolHumor/Engl
选几个贴这儿:
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of
different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless
they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a Czechoslovakin tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
选几个贴这儿:
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of
different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless
they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a Czechoslovakin tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
b*y
4 楼
好多年了,大家的猫都老了
w*t
6 楼
记得你喊过一嗓子...俺拨菜也没参加...
M*s
7 楼
whatever
b*y
11 楼
确实是!
好久不上买买提,为啥你上宠版啦?养啥啦?
好久不上买买提,为啥你上宠版啦?养啥啦?
q*u
22 楼
你很失望,俺的不哭定律放光芒!
俺很少去赌伪币的,昨天晚上看到你的贴后,俺就赌伪币了,LOL。
俺很少去赌伪币的,昨天晚上看到你的贴后,俺就赌伪币了,LOL。
C*G
25 楼
我老灰常昏特的说。。
吸吸
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