q*u
2 楼
俺今天是这样,大家有没有给个包子安慰俺的,先谢过!
b*y
3 楼
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Shipping is free.
这么多deals...钱包都扁了。
Shipping is free.
这么多deals...钱包都扁了。
z*e
4 楼
【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: pingxie (吴邪家的张起灵), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 哈哈,几条内涵小段子(转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 9 06:16:46 2015, 美东)
1)本人男,死胖子,最近跑步减肥,但是总是胸疼,一开始不知道咋回事,昨天看段
子,一女段友因为没带胸罩甩的疼。我恍然大悟,用绷带缠上胸,今天跑步果然不疼了
。。
(2)谈恋爱的时候,和老婆在家吃饭。吃完老婆说:你把碗洗了,今晚我让你好好爽
一炮!我很开心的去把碗洗了!现在结完婚,吃完饭老婆说:去把碗洗了,今晚我就放
过你。我又很开心的把碗洗了!!
(3)最近很开心,老婆换果6了!丈母娘笑呵呵得接过她退下来的果5,我赶紧把诺基
亚扔了,双手接过丈母娘的果4!我也是用苹果的人了!
(4)老婆给儿子六块钱去买酱油,我看到就不爽了,“六块钱刚够买一瓶酱油,都没
零钱可赚,怎么培养他以后做老板啊”老婆觉得也是,就给了七块钱,然后我跟儿子兴
高采烈的出去了。“儿子,那一块钱先给老爸凑够五块买包烟,下次赚的给你。”
(5)和别人媳妇在床上嘿咻,女的各种狼叫。地下的狗目不转睛的看着我,估计是看
出我不是他家人了,这通乱叫啊。就好像说你快下来似的。那眼神啊这辈子都忘不了,
狗通人性啊,我哪知道是她老公要回来啊!由此可见,多掌握一门外语是有多重要。
发信人: pingxie (吴邪家的张起灵), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 哈哈,几条内涵小段子(转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 9 06:16:46 2015, 美东)
1)本人男,死胖子,最近跑步减肥,但是总是胸疼,一开始不知道咋回事,昨天看段
子,一女段友因为没带胸罩甩的疼。我恍然大悟,用绷带缠上胸,今天跑步果然不疼了
。。
(2)谈恋爱的时候,和老婆在家吃饭。吃完老婆说:你把碗洗了,今晚我让你好好爽
一炮!我很开心的去把碗洗了!现在结完婚,吃完饭老婆说:去把碗洗了,今晚我就放
过你。我又很开心的把碗洗了!!
(3)最近很开心,老婆换果6了!丈母娘笑呵呵得接过她退下来的果5,我赶紧把诺基
亚扔了,双手接过丈母娘的果4!我也是用苹果的人了!
(4)老婆给儿子六块钱去买酱油,我看到就不爽了,“六块钱刚够买一瓶酱油,都没
零钱可赚,怎么培养他以后做老板啊”老婆觉得也是,就给了七块钱,然后我跟儿子兴
高采烈的出去了。“儿子,那一块钱先给老爸凑够五块买包烟,下次赚的给你。”
(5)和别人媳妇在床上嘿咻,女的各种狼叫。地下的狗目不转睛的看着我,估计是看
出我不是他家人了,这通乱叫啊。就好像说你快下来似的。那眼神啊这辈子都忘不了,
狗通人性啊,我哪知道是她老公要回来啊!由此可见,多掌握一门外语是有多重要。
e*g
5 楼
Your Online Police Report 2011-1808896 Has Been Approved
Your online report has been approved and the permanent case number is 2011-
1808896.
Please note in the attached report that sensitive information has
been replaced with *** in order to maintain privacy in emails.
Your report has been evaluated by the Detective Division and the case will
be assigned to a detective. This determination is based on the following “
Solvability Guidelines”
1) Suspect Named, known or Identified.
2) Investigative leads that can lead to an arrest.
3) Likelihood that an arrest will be made.
NOTE: If you have any questions concerning your report after it has been
file, you need to wait 10 business days, and then you can call (916) 808-
0650 and ask to speak to the detective assigned to the case.
The District Attorney’s Victim Witness Assistance Program can assist you
with any questions you may have about victim/witness services, benefit
qualifications, the court process and your rights. Program staff is
available Monday through Friday, 8am to 5pm. For further information,
please contact: Victim and Witness Assistance Program, 901 G Street,
Sacramento, California 95814, (916) 874-5701.
Thank you for using our online system. Please email us with any suggestions
you may have for improving our system.
Online Officer
FBI XXX office
Your online report has been approved and the permanent case number is 2011-
1808896.
Please note in the attached report that sensitive information has
been replaced with *** in order to maintain privacy in emails.
Your report has been evaluated by the Detective Division and the case will
be assigned to a detective. This determination is based on the following “
Solvability Guidelines”
1) Suspect Named, known or Identified.
2) Investigative leads that can lead to an arrest.
3) Likelihood that an arrest will be made.
NOTE: If you have any questions concerning your report after it has been
file, you need to wait 10 business days, and then you can call (916) 808-
0650 and ask to speak to the detective assigned to the case.
The District Attorney’s Victim Witness Assistance Program can assist you
with any questions you may have about victim/witness services, benefit
qualifications, the court process and your rights. Program staff is
available Monday through Friday, 8am to 5pm. For further information,
please contact: Victim and Witness Assistance Program, 901 G Street,
Sacramento, California 95814, (916) 874-5701.
Thank you for using our online system. Please email us with any suggestions
you may have for improving our system.
Online Officer
FBI XXX office
q*u
7 楼
顶一下,发现古板为富不仁的不少。
l*o
8 楼
shipping is NOT free
z*n
9 楼
5,没准狗就是老公
【在 z**********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
: 发信人: pingxie (吴邪家的张起灵), 信区: WaterWorld
: 标 题: 哈哈,几条内涵小段子(转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 9 06:16:46 2015, 美东)
: 1)本人男,死胖子,最近跑步减肥,但是总是胸疼,一开始不知道咋回事,昨天看段
: 子,一女段友因为没带胸罩甩的疼。我恍然大悟,用绷带缠上胸,今天跑步果然不疼了
: 。。
: (2)谈恋爱的时候,和老婆在家吃饭。吃完老婆说:你把碗洗了,今晚我让你好好爽
: 一炮!我很开心的去把碗洗了!现在结完婚,吃完饭老婆说:去把碗洗了,今晚我就放
: 过你。我又很开心的把碗洗了!!
【在 z**********e 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
: 发信人: pingxie (吴邪家的张起灵), 信区: WaterWorld
: 标 题: 哈哈,几条内涵小段子(转载)
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 9 06:16:46 2015, 美东)
: 1)本人男,死胖子,最近跑步减肥,但是总是胸疼,一开始不知道咋回事,昨天看段
: 子,一女段友因为没带胸罩甩的疼。我恍然大悟,用绷带缠上胸,今天跑步果然不疼了
: 。。
: (2)谈恋爱的时候,和老婆在家吃饭。吃完老婆说:你把碗洗了,今晚我让你好好爽
: 一炮!我很开心的去把碗洗了!现在结完婚,吃完饭老婆说:去把碗洗了,今晚我就放
: 过你。我又很开心的把碗洗了!!
s*m
10 楼
楼主没按时服药?
【在 e********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: Your Online Police Report 2011-1808896 Has Been Approved
: Your online report has been approved and the permanent case number is 2011-
: 1808896.
: Please note in the attached report that sensitive information has
: been replaced with *** in order to maintain privacy in emails.
: Your report has been evaluated by the Detective Division and the case will
: be assigned to a detective. This determination is based on the following “
: Solvability Guidelines”
: 1) Suspect Named, known or Identified.
: 2) Investigative leads that can lead to an arrest.
【在 e********g 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: Your Online Police Report 2011-1808896 Has Been Approved
: Your online report has been approved and the permanent case number is 2011-
: 1808896.
: Please note in the attached report that sensitive information has
: been replaced with *** in order to maintain privacy in emails.
: Your report has been evaluated by the Detective Division and the case will
: be assigned to a detective. This determination is based on the following “
: Solvability Guidelines”
: 1) Suspect Named, known or Identified.
: 2) Investigative leads that can lead to an arrest.
f*a
15 楼
January 13, 2016
Contents of the email:
Our records indicate you currently have an active or pending STEM Extension
of OPT.
As you may be aware, in response to a lawsuit filed against the United
States Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Rule that introduced the
STEM Extension of OPT in 2008 was vacated (eliminated) in August 2015 by
the Judge in the District Court of the District of Columbia who was
presiding over the case. To give employees and employers an opportunity to
make arrangements to pursue other options, the Judge provided for a 6 month
Stay (delay) of the vacature of the Rule; that Stay is scheduled to expire
on February 12, 2016.
You can learn more about the case, the court ruling, and the most current
information by visiting our website at: http://www.iss.purdue.edu/PracticalTraining/STEM.cfm
If the Stay of the vacature is not extended by the Court before February 12,
2016, you will no longer be eligible for employment under the OPT STEM
Extension employment category, and if you are employed and you are using
your STEM OPT Employment Eligibility as the basis of your employment
eligibility, your employer will be required to end your employment on
February 12, 2016. If you have questions about your options, you may contact
our office via email, telephone, or walk-in (during walk-in hours).
If the Stay is not extended, and if your initial 12 month period of OPT has
expired, you must end your employment on February 12, 2016. You will have a
60 day “grace period” from February 12, 2016 in which to consider other
options or prepare to exit the United States.
You must also inform your employer regarding your eligibility for employment
so they are aware and can advise you of your options within the
organization.
Contents of the email:
Our records indicate you currently have an active or pending STEM Extension
of OPT.
As you may be aware, in response to a lawsuit filed against the United
States Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Rule that introduced the
STEM Extension of OPT in 2008 was vacated (eliminated) in August 2015 by
the Judge in the District Court of the District of Columbia who was
presiding over the case. To give employees and employers an opportunity to
make arrangements to pursue other options, the Judge provided for a 6 month
Stay (delay) of the vacature of the Rule; that Stay is scheduled to expire
on February 12, 2016.
You can learn more about the case, the court ruling, and the most current
information by visiting our website at: http://www.iss.purdue.edu/PracticalTraining/STEM.cfm
If the Stay of the vacature is not extended by the Court before February 12,
2016, you will no longer be eligible for employment under the OPT STEM
Extension employment category, and if you are employed and you are using
your STEM OPT Employment Eligibility as the basis of your employment
eligibility, your employer will be required to end your employment on
February 12, 2016. If you have questions about your options, you may contact
our office via email, telephone, or walk-in (during walk-in hours).
If the Stay is not extended, and if your initial 12 month period of OPT has
expired, you must end your employment on February 12, 2016. You will have a
60 day “grace period” from February 12, 2016 in which to consider other
options or prepare to exit the United States.
You must also inform your employer regarding your eligibility for employment
so they are aware and can advise you of your options within the
organization.
h*h
17 楼
Officer Peter?
i*g
18 楼
http://www.nafsa.org/find_resources/supporting_international_st
Extension
the
month
【在 f*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: January 13, 2016
: Contents of the email:
: Our records indicate you currently have an active or pending STEM Extension
: of OPT.
: As you may be aware, in response to a lawsuit filed against the United
: States Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Rule that introduced the
: STEM Extension of OPT in 2008 was vacated (eliminated) in August 2015 by
: the Judge in the District Court of the District of Columbia who was
: presiding over the case. To give employees and employers an opportunity to
: make arrangements to pursue other options, the Judge provided for a 6 month
Extension
the
month
【在 f*****a 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: January 13, 2016
: Contents of the email:
: Our records indicate you currently have an active or pending STEM Extension
: of OPT.
: As you may be aware, in response to a lawsuit filed against the United
: States Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Rule that introduced the
: STEM Extension of OPT in 2008 was vacated (eliminated) in August 2015 by
: the Judge in the District Court of the District of Columbia who was
: presiding over the case. To give employees and employers an opportunity to
: make arrangements to pursue other options, the Judge provided for a 6 month
c*t
19 楼
看完这几个段子,我很开心的去把碗洗了!
r*d
21 楼
同问~~~~~~~~
x*o
22 楼
还FBI吓唬谁呢,给你立个案建个档都是对纳税人钱财的浪费
S*5
23 楼
发信去学校问没有回复。现在到底什么情况?
T*y
24 楼
I am FBI and I approve louzhu's message.
z*8
25 楼
21日下午听证会
F*d
26 楼
赞Likelihood that an arrest will be made
见过蠢的没见过这么蠢的
见过蠢的没见过这么蠢的
l*9
27 楼
我记得时间不是20号下午么。。【 在 zach88 (zach) 的大作中提到: 】
r*9
28 楼
楼主犯啥事了?
p*1
34 楼
rongrong 要小心 arrest了,哈哈~
s*n
36 楼
这些滥人总是过段时间就会出来活动的,这版上以前曝光的一位这几个月正在温哥华大
摇大摆的活动呢,可惜那里没什么人上MITBBS,所以没几个人知道他的过去。坏人就像
小强一样,总会找到可以爽的地方,:)
摇大摆的活动呢,可惜那里没什么人上MITBBS,所以没几个人知道他的过去。坏人就像
小强一样,总会找到可以爽的地方,:)
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