英文版《论语》# Piebridge - 鹊桥
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone.
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired.
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the
better you feel.
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to
Bangkok.
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and
rock nuts.
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself.
Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired.
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the
better you feel.
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to
Bangkok.
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and
rock nuts.
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.
Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself.
Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.
