S*e
2 楼
我是射手男一枚
☆取向：女
★出生年份:12/83
★所在地(至少明确state):NY 住了超过十年。
★职业情况(学生还是工作):工作
★简单的物理参数(身高/体重):5'9/155LB
☆血型:B
★当前婚姻状态(从没结过婚/离异/丧偶):从没结过婚
★联系方式(email/IM/站内):站内
☆是否要求对方提供照片：是要换着看那种吗
抱着一辈子只接一次婚的想法，单身到现在；喜欢狗；很乐观、很开朗，也有点小固执
、挑剔；在纽约从事稳定的金融服务行业，一周健身三、四次，既是健身，也是减压；
请不要judge射手座，其实也有很耐心、很善良、很caring的人。想找一位比我小，准
备稳定下来的风象星座本市姑娘, 请一定要是吃货，穿衣打扮自己觉得有感觉就好～
在我刚刚学会写字的时候，我总是羡慕女同学，因为她们可以用简单的三笔写完一
个女字，而写完一个男字需要画上七画。我就问爸爸了，为什么男字七笔而女字只有
三笔，我要多写四笔。爸爸会告诉我说，因为男人要比女人付出的多。当我慢慢
长大的时候，我终于明白，男人就应该跟女人在一起。因为三加上七才会十全十美
。十这个按照数学里面正好是个 ，但是真正理解家庭意义的人终有一天会明白，家是
用十画写完的。
打完这个我自己都有点小感动。。。
新人新帖，不到之处，还望多多，多多的海涵。
近期喜欢的电影： The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; Fantastic Mr. Fox；The
Grand Budapest Hotel
☆取向：女
★出生年份:12/83
★所在地(至少明确state):NY 住了超过十年。
★职业情况(学生还是工作):工作
★简单的物理参数(身高/体重):5'9/155LB
☆血型:B
★当前婚姻状态(从没结过婚/离异/丧偶):从没结过婚
★联系方式(email/IM/站内):站内
☆是否要求对方提供照片：是要换着看那种吗
抱着一辈子只接一次婚的想法，单身到现在；喜欢狗；很乐观、很开朗，也有点小固执
、挑剔；在纽约从事稳定的金融服务行业，一周健身三、四次，既是健身，也是减压；
请不要judge射手座，其实也有很耐心、很善良、很caring的人。想找一位比我小，准
备稳定下来的风象星座本市姑娘, 请一定要是吃货，穿衣打扮自己觉得有感觉就好～
在我刚刚学会写字的时候，我总是羡慕女同学，因为她们可以用简单的三笔写完一
个女字，而写完一个男字需要画上七画。我就问爸爸了，为什么男字七笔而女字只有
三笔，我要多写四笔。爸爸会告诉我说，因为男人要比女人付出的多。当我慢慢
长大的时候，我终于明白，男人就应该跟女人在一起。因为三加上七才会十全十美
。十这个按照数学里面正好是个 ，但是真正理解家庭意义的人终有一天会明白，家是
用十画写完的。
打完这个我自己都有点小感动。。。
新人新帖，不到之处，还望多多，多多的海涵。
近期喜欢的电影： The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; Fantastic Mr. Fox；The
Grand Budapest Hotel
b*r
3 楼
中国和美国在革命形势上竟然如此相似，双双垫底
f*p
4 楼
这个射字用的真好！👍
【在 S*********e 的大作中提到】
: 我是射手男一枚
: ☆取向：女
: ★出生年份:12/83
: ★所在地(至少明确state):NY 住了超过十年。
: ★职业情况(学生还是工作):工作
: ★简单的物理参数(身高/体重):5'9/155LB
: ☆血型:B
: ★当前婚姻状态(从没结过婚/离异/丧偶):从没结过婚
: ★联系方式(email/IM/站内):站内
: ☆是否要求对方提供照片：是要换着看那种吗
【在 S*********e 的大作中提到】
: 我是射手男一枚
: ☆取向：女
: ★出生年份:12/83
: ★所在地(至少明确state):NY 住了超过十年。
: ★职业情况(学生还是工作):工作
: ★简单的物理参数(身高/体重):5'9/155LB
: ☆血型:B
: ★当前婚姻状态(从没结过婚/离异/丧偶):从没结过婚
: ★联系方式(email/IM/站内):站内
: ☆是否要求对方提供照片：是要换着看那种吗
e*n
5 楼
从G1一路走过来, m43只花了3年就成了第一大帮会了, 我很欣慰阿
S*e
6 楼
说什么也是帮顶回复，多谢多谢
【在 f****p 的大作中提到】
: 这个射字用的真好！👍
【在 f****p 的大作中提到】
: 这个射字用的真好！👍
t*e
7 楼
傻大黑粗就算画质再好功能再强也得不了日本大妈的心啊。。。
不过日本人确实喜欢照到此一游。。。对于这个要求 革命机足矣
不过日本人确实喜欢照到此一游。。。对于这个要求 革命机足矣
q*o
8 楼
好矫情的射手呀，确定没弄错生日吗
h*g
9 楼
为啥有HOYA
如果是HOYA的话，不该是Kmount的革命机吧？
如果是HOYA的话，不该是Kmount的革命机吧？
S*e
10 楼
是射手是射手，是想事先打好预防针～
这样之后免得被说是 hypocrite 哈哈
这样之后免得被说是 hypocrite 哈哈
R*a
11 楼
Q口
【在 h*******g 的大作中提到】
: 为啥有HOYA
: 如果是HOYA的话，不该是Kmount的革命机吧？
【在 h*******g 的大作中提到】
: 为啥有HOYA
: 如果是HOYA的话，不该是Kmount的革命机吧？
S*e
12 楼
版内多是科技大人，发发近期听到的科技类笑话吧～
笑坏我了。。。have a good day.
Husband 1.0
FROM: Jane
TO: Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software;
severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installs many
other valuable programs such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3, and
Opera Night 6.1. It also installs new, undesirable programs such as Poker
Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs. When I click on it, the system crashes.
Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1 or House Cleaning 2.
6.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose
utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!
*************************************************************************
笑坏我了。。。have a good day.
Husband 1.0
FROM: Jane
TO: Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software;
severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installs many
other valuable programs such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3, and
Opera Night 6.1. It also installs new, undesirable programs such as Poker
Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs. When I click on it, the system crashes.
Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1 or House Cleaning 2.
6.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose
utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!
*************************************************************************
x*c
13 楼
富士杯具了，都没上榜
哦吧这么猛。
哦吧这么猛。
S*e
14 楼
FROM: Tech Support
TO: Jane
Subject: Upgrade Dangers
Yours is a common problem women complain about and is mostly due to a
misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no
idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However,
Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as
few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and
return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to
emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new
program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has
severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of
Husband 1.0.
In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to
get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.
0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than
encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/
Child Support". You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and
comes bundled with Heart Break 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and
just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1
.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of
Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of
the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL
faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great
feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2
must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should
then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.
TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional
and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ I
APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations.
Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or
worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1
.0 to create Fat Belly files and Snoring Loudly wave files that are very
hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip! Just
remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but
because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the
applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran.
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to
improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and
Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep
Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will
become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as
Fix Broken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Best Friend 7.6.
A final word of caution! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother in
Law 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective
shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and
Hunting 5.2 until Mother In Law 1.0 is uninstalled.
I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.
0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years We
trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!
TO: Jane
Subject: Upgrade Dangers
Yours is a common problem women complain about and is mostly due to a
misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no
idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However,
Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as
few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and
return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to
emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new
program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has
severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of
Husband 1.0.
In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to
get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.
0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than
encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/
Child Support". You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and
comes bundled with Heart Break 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and
just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1
.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of
Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of
the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL
faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great
feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2
must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should
then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.
TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional
and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ I
APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations.
Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or
worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1
.0 to create Fat Belly files and Snoring Loudly wave files that are very
hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip! Just
remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but
because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the
applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran.
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to
improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and
Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep
Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will
become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as
Fix Broken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and Best Friend 7.6.
A final word of caution! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother in
Law 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective
shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and
Hunting 5.2 until Mother In Law 1.0 is uninstalled.
I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.
0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years We
trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!
i*o
15 楼
富士是日系莱卡，小众
【在 x****c 的大作中提到】
: 富士杯具了，都没上榜
: 哦吧这么猛。
【在 x****c 的大作中提到】
: 富士杯具了，都没上榜
: 哦吧这么猛。
s*2
16 楼
射得越远越好
b*1
17 楼
那个图是各家单反和革命机总和的market share
【在 h*******g 的大作中提到】
: 为啥有HOYA
: 如果是HOYA的话，不该是Kmount的革命机吧？
【在 h*******g 的大作中提到】
: 为啥有HOYA
: 如果是HOYA的话，不该是Kmount的革命机吧？
a*3
18 楼
我来头条哈哈哈
是风向可惜不在纽约，可否？
是风向可惜不在纽约，可否？
S*e
19 楼
多谢 投条 多谢～
不过要是约吃个饭，还得看周末/假期；您要是平常生个小病/出点什么小状况，我也不
能马上照看/出现，想想这些情况，太让人着急了～
我还是等姑娘搬到NY,我来投条呗～ ;)
【在 a********3 的大作中提到】
: 我来头条哈哈哈
: 是风向可惜不在纽约，可否？
不过要是约吃个饭，还得看周末/假期；您要是平常生个小病/出点什么小状况，我也不
能马上照看/出现，想想这些情况，太让人着急了～
我还是等姑娘搬到NY,我来投条呗～ ;)
【在 a********3 的大作中提到】
: 我来头条哈哈哈
: 是风向可惜不在纽约，可否？
S*e
20 楼
两岁半的小宝贝很乖，总是时不时的用玩具杯子端水给爸爸；
而每次，爸爸都很得意的望着孩子妈妈把水一饮而尽！
妈妈在旁边看着，一直默不作声……
有一天，妈妈突然开口问爸爸："亲爱的，你有没有想过？"
"想过什么？"
"整个屋子里，他唯一能拿到水的地方……只有马桶……"
而每次，爸爸都很得意的望着孩子妈妈把水一饮而尽！
妈妈在旁边看着，一直默不作声……
有一天，妈妈突然开口问爸爸："亲爱的，你有没有想过？"
"想过什么？"
"整个屋子里，他唯一能拿到水的地方……只有马桶……"
u*x
21 楼
外F接盘户
S*e
22 楼
到这年纪，谁能没有几段故事，这，我倒是看得很开；
射手是暖男不二人选；云备胎第一品牌 哈哈哈
射手是暖男不二人选；云备胎第一品牌 哈哈哈
S*e
23 楼
朋友说他上幼儿园的儿子剩饭，朋友教育他说：“农民伯伯辛辛苦苦种的粮食和蔬菜，
你剩下来，对得起农民伯伯吗？”
结果他儿子小手一挥说：“农民伯伯辛辛苦苦种的粮食和蔬菜，你为什么做的那么难吃
！”
朋友现在深刻反省中…
你剩下来，对得起农民伯伯吗？”
结果他儿子小手一挥说：“农民伯伯辛辛苦苦种的粮食和蔬菜，你为什么做的那么难吃
！”
朋友现在深刻反省中…
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