女人 婚姻 烟# Prose - 散文.原创文学板
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今天我实验室的胡伊给我一张纸片，上书：
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls=Time*Money
And as we all know “time is money”
Time=Money
Therefore:
Girls=Money*Money=(Money)^2
And because “Money is the root of all evil”:
Money=(Evil)^1/2
Therefore:
Girls=((Evil)^1/2)^2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls=Evil
胡伊来自南非，硕士毕业在开普敦一大学教书两年，然后来美读博士，至今仍是单身
一人。此人仿佛天生对女人苦大仇深，有次聊天引家乡民谚历数女人之罪状，痛陈婚姻对
男士之迫害，令我心有戚戚焉。
上个月由于航运的延误，我嘱咐寄的两条烟迟迟未到，而我已经断烟两个星期了。适
逢道友好心劝我利用这个机会戒烟，我也觉得有
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls=Time*Money
And as we all know “time is money”
Time=Money
Therefore:
Girls=Money*Money=(Money)^2
And because “Money is the root of all evil”:
Money=(Evil)^1/2
Therefore:
Girls=((Evil)^1/2)^2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls=Evil
胡伊来自南非，硕士毕业在开普敦一大学教书两年，然后来美读博士，至今仍是单身
一人。此人仿佛天生对女人苦大仇深，有次聊天引家乡民谚历数女人之罪状，痛陈婚姻对
男士之迫害，令我心有戚戚焉。
上个月由于航运的延误，我嘱咐寄的两条烟迟迟未到，而我已经断烟两个星期了。适
逢道友好心劝我利用这个机会戒烟，我也觉得有