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http://www.bilibili.tv/video/av93616/index_6.html
can't find the clip, drag to start around 11 min, ＥＭＰＴＹ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＩ
ＮＤ．below is the transcript.
``Our journey begins here at the library.'' She greets everyone, then
heads for the card catalog.
Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'... `humor'...
`Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is... `Putting'.
-- Lisa, looking through card catalog under `Golf', ``Dead Putting
Society''
Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books!
Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink]
-- in the library, ``Dead Putting Society''
As haunting music plays, Bart and Lisa sit in the lotus position
alongside a lake.
Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very frustrating!
Bart: I'll bet.
-- ``Dead Putting Society''
Lisa and Bart sit atop a mountain.
Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Bart: Piece of cake. [claps with one hand]
Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no anwer.
It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.
Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up! [claps with one hand]
-- Solving unsolved problems, ``Dead Putting Society''
Lisa tries again.
Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a
sound?
Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling]
Lisa: But Bart, how can sound exist if there's no one there to hear it.
Bart: Wooooooo...
Lisa: [hands Bart his putter] It is time.
-- Bart finally gets it, ``Dead Putting Society''
can't find the clip, drag to start around 11 min, ＥＭＰＴＹ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＩ
ＮＤ．below is the transcript.
``Our journey begins here at the library.'' She greets everyone, then
heads for the card catalog.
Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'... `humor'...
`Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is... `Putting'.
-- Lisa, looking through card catalog under `Golf', ``Dead Putting
Society''
Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books!
Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink]
-- in the library, ``Dead Putting Society''
As haunting music plays, Bart and Lisa sit in the lotus position
alongside a lake.
Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very frustrating!
Bart: I'll bet.
-- ``Dead Putting Society''
Lisa and Bart sit atop a mountain.
Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Bart: Piece of cake. [claps with one hand]
Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no anwer.
It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.
Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up! [claps with one hand]
-- Solving unsolved problems, ``Dead Putting Society''
Lisa tries again.
Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a
sound?
Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling]
Lisa: But Bart, how can sound exist if there's no one there to hear it.
Bart: Wooooooo...
Lisa: [hands Bart his putter] It is time.
-- Bart finally gets it, ``Dead Putting Society''