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M*e2014-01-08 08:01

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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
希望不太old...笑了就给个包子吧...

p*y2014-01-08 08:01

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面對屢創新高的美國股市，許多投資人已把持不住，想要趕緊獲利了結，避免夜長夢多
。但財經網站MarketWatch指出，長期而言股票仍具較多上升空間，且部分領域有望開
始加速成長。以下列舉10檔值得投資人在2014年關注的股票。
1. 戴文能源（Devon Energy）。墨西哥剛結束政府對能源業務的壟斷，美國的能源榮
景也尚無減速跡象，聯邦監管若進一步放寬，這個板塊的發展還將進一步加速成長，有
利這家油氣公司。
2. 奇沙比克能源（Chesapeake Energy）。這家公司也是一檔大型能源類股，業務模式
跟戴文相近，過去一年營銷額已增長195%。
3. AES。經濟增長通常高度依賴能源，而這家跨國電力生產與傳輸公司，即可望隨拉丁
美洲等發展中國家的復甦一同成長。
4. 麥當勞。這家連鎖速食店本身是一檔大型股票，波動性本就低於大盤，即使不考慮
股價，單以3.4%的股息收益率就足夠誘人。
5. 輝瑞（Pfizer）。基於人口老化和壽命延長的趨勢，這家醫藥公司顯然將從中受益
。去年第三季，該公司還進行了大規模的庫藏股計畫。
6. 英特爾（Intel）。這家科技大廠的產品，從個人電腦到數據中心，平板電腦到智慧
手機，再到汽車和醫療設備等，幾乎無所不在。股價跟大盤走勢一致，但風險較低。
7. Kratos Defense & Security Solutions。這家專精情報、武器、監視和網絡等技術
的公司，目前規模雖不大，但成長潛力大有可觀。
8. 微軟（Microsoft）。這家科技公司在鞏固主要業務之外，積極發展行動業務。長期
而言，該公司雖面對許多挑戰，也有不少發展餘地。
9. 富國銀行（Wells Fargo）。這家銀行的業務充分多元化，既經營社區銀行和批發銀
行業務，也涉足財富管理、券商和退休服務等領域，現金流強大，競爭力十足。
10. 沃爾瑪（Wal-Mart）。這家零售巨擘持續在海外擴張，成長機會也隨之而來。目前
美國約占沃爾瑪總銷售額的60%，海外市場則占30%。
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M*e2014-01-08 08:01

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PREGNANCY Q & A

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q. My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be
beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about
this?
A. Your therapist.
Q. My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and
genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as
well. Is this true?
A. The odds are greater that your brother will have a fat lip.
Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my
feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during
pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.
Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q. Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
A. No, but your husband might get on your nerves.
Q. What's the difference between a nine-months pregnant woman
and a Playboy centerfold?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good
for him.
Q. I'm modest. Once I'm in the hospital to deliver, who will see me
in that delicate position?
A. Authorized personnel only---doctors, nurses, oderlies,
photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.
Q. Does labor cause hemorrhoids?
A. Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.
Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A. Yes, baby lips.
Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a
saucepan.
Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing, cold turkey.
Q. What is the grasp reflex?
A. The reaction of new father's when he sees new mother's
breasts.
Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
A. Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her
breast and puts him to sleep first.
Q. What happens to disposable diapers after they're thrown
away?
A. They are stored in a silo in the Midwest, in the event of global
chemical warfare.
Q. What causes baby blues?
A. Tanned, hard-bodied bimbos.
Q. What is colic?
A. A reminder for new parents to use birth control

d*m2014-01-08 08:01

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hahaha~~
i will forward it to my husband

【在 M***e 的大作中提到】

: Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
: A: No, 35 children is enough.
: Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
: A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
: Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
: A: Childbirth.
: Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
: borderline irrational.
: A: So what's your question?
: Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but