joke of the day# Stock
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Today, Citi removed Apple from its U.S. Focus List… It had put Apple on
that list in late August prior to the iPhone 6s launch, and said all the
events it foresaw in making that move have now played out.
(let me emphasize ... LATE AUGUST).
-- 2nd joke of the day:
Amazon’s “earning explosion” or “unexpected profit” you read about in
today’s headlines --- $79 million net profit on $25 billion revenue.
-- Might as well throw in another one in advance for next Tuesday:
Apple made 10 billion dollars on 50 billion revenue in the latest quarter;
the street punishes it by shaving 50 Billion dollars off its market cap.
Amazon had announced 79 million dollars of profit on 25 billion revenue in
the latest quarter; the street rewarded it by adding 25 billion dollars to
its market cap.
In the classroom named the "wall street", potentials are of paramount value.
Tim, the straight A student was whipped and seen sobbing over at the time
-out corner for having scored A+ over and over again thus leaving no room
for future improvement. Meanwhile, Jeff, the D student was pampered,
encouraged and rewarded with stickers for making the C grade on this rare
occasion, and for demonstrating his potential to be a straight A student
someday in the distant future.
that list in late August prior to the iPhone 6s launch, and said all the
events it foresaw in making that move have now played out.
(let me emphasize ... LATE AUGUST).
-- 2nd joke of the day:
Amazon’s “earning explosion” or “unexpected profit” you read about in
today’s headlines --- $79 million net profit on $25 billion revenue.
-- Might as well throw in another one in advance for next Tuesday:
Apple made 10 billion dollars on 50 billion revenue in the latest quarter;
the street punishes it by shaving 50 Billion dollars off its market cap.
Amazon had announced 79 million dollars of profit on 25 billion revenue in
the latest quarter; the street rewarded it by adding 25 billion dollars to
its market cap.
In the classroom named the "wall street", potentials are of paramount value.
Tim, the straight A student was whipped and seen sobbing over at the time
-out corner for having scored A+ over and over again thus leaving no room
for future improvement. Meanwhile, Jeff, the D student was pampered,
encouraged and rewarded with stickers for making the C grade on this rare
occasion, and for demonstrating his potential to be a straight A student
someday in the distant future.
