米国亚裔猥琐男如何看待外F？# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
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How good is your Asian whore-dar?
Definitions, definitions. The most fucking exciting part of any discussion,
so fuck you.
I am gonna just copy and paste from Urbandictionary.com because I am not
lazy at all:
"Whoriental
A woman of asian descent who believes in all stereotypes of asians, secretly
despising her own identity as an asian and desperately seeks out foreign
men (usually white) to make herself feel more white and desired."
A synonymous term:
"(N.) CCB - "Cracker Chasing Bitch"An acronym used to designate those women
(usually of the asian persuasion) who prefer to choose caucasian males and/
or females as sexual/relationship partners.
Daaaamn fool, look at them gold-diggin' ccb's, all up on that cracka's nuts
like cheese on pizza."
There are self-haters, auto-racists, and sellouts in every race, why am I
specifically focusing on Asian sellout whores?
Reason one, I am fucking Asian. Reason two, due to whatever reasons what I
will not get into in this post, there are more sellout whores of East Asian
descent than any other ethnicity that I am aware of; the whoring occurs both
at a higher frequency and at a higher degree of offensiveness than other
other ethnic group.
What are signs to look for in identifying these whorientals?
- If you are an Asian male who is kinda short and dorky and maybe looks a
little FOBish, does she either pretend that you don't exist and/or make it
clear that your mere presence is offensive to her?
-If you are an Asian male that is fairly Americanized and popular among your
peers, does she talk to you only with a forced smile, but still has a look
of disgust on her face that seems to surface every once in a while? Does she
take a personal offense to any of your romantic involvements with white
girls?
- If you are an Asian male who is vocal about Asian rights and a loyalist to
Asian culture, does she talk to you with a low pitched growl, and tries to
shit on you whenever she gets the chance?
- If you are a white male, who is probably ugly, fat and stupid, but
nevertheless breathes, does she salivate all over your nuts?
- If this is an ABC whoriental, does she not speak her native language, and
is offended by the fact that people would think she speaks it?
- If this a native whoriental, does she speak good English, especially well-
versed in small talks and bar topics?
- Does she look really really pale, like she hasn't seen the sun in years,
and carries an umbrella whenever there is sun out?
- Does she insist that she is "American", not "Asian American", and tries to
do all the "American" things like watching football, or beer bonging, or
just being really obnoxious and retarded in general?
- If this is a native whoriential, does she know all the designer names,
like LV, Gucci, and loves talking about them? Does she gleam with self-
satisfaction because she knows how to order the most "scene" drink at some
retarded expat bar infested with gweilos?
- Is she in anyway associated with Shanghai, Taipei, Japan, or Shanghai?
There are way more than this, but it is a start. Quite frankly, when you are
living in a place like the United States, unless you know for a fact that
she is not a whoriental, I would just assume that she is one, and you would
be right about 80% of the time.
Definitions, definitions. The most fucking exciting part of any discussion,
so fuck you.
I am gonna just copy and paste from Urbandictionary.com because I am not
lazy at all:
"Whoriental
A woman of asian descent who believes in all stereotypes of asians, secretly
despising her own identity as an asian and desperately seeks out foreign
men (usually white) to make herself feel more white and desired."
A synonymous term:
"(N.) CCB - "Cracker Chasing Bitch"An acronym used to designate those women
(usually of the asian persuasion) who prefer to choose caucasian males and/
or females as sexual/relationship partners.
Daaaamn fool, look at them gold-diggin' ccb's, all up on that cracka's nuts
like cheese on pizza."
There are self-haters, auto-racists, and sellouts in every race, why am I
specifically focusing on Asian sellout whores?
Reason one, I am fucking Asian. Reason two, due to whatever reasons what I
will not get into in this post, there are more sellout whores of East Asian
descent than any other ethnicity that I am aware of; the whoring occurs both
at a higher frequency and at a higher degree of offensiveness than other
other ethnic group.
What are signs to look for in identifying these whorientals?
- If you are an Asian male who is kinda short and dorky and maybe looks a
little FOBish, does she either pretend that you don't exist and/or make it
clear that your mere presence is offensive to her?
-If you are an Asian male that is fairly Americanized and popular among your
peers, does she talk to you only with a forced smile, but still has a look
of disgust on her face that seems to surface every once in a while? Does she
take a personal offense to any of your romantic involvements with white
girls?
- If you are an Asian male who is vocal about Asian rights and a loyalist to
Asian culture, does she talk to you with a low pitched growl, and tries to
shit on you whenever she gets the chance?
- If you are a white male, who is probably ugly, fat and stupid, but
nevertheless breathes, does she salivate all over your nuts?
- If this is an ABC whoriental, does she not speak her native language, and
is offended by the fact that people would think she speaks it?
- If this a native whoriental, does she speak good English, especially well-
versed in small talks and bar topics?
- Does she look really really pale, like she hasn't seen the sun in years,
and carries an umbrella whenever there is sun out?
- Does she insist that she is "American", not "Asian American", and tries to
do all the "American" things like watching football, or beer bonging, or
just being really obnoxious and retarded in general?
- If this is a native whoriential, does she know all the designer names,
like LV, Gucci, and loves talking about them? Does she gleam with self-
satisfaction because she knows how to order the most "scene" drink at some
retarded expat bar infested with gweilos?
- Is she in anyway associated with Shanghai, Taipei, Japan, or Shanghai?
There are way more than this, but it is a start. Quite frankly, when you are
living in a place like the United States, unless you know for a fact that
she is not a whoriental, I would just assume that she is one, and you would
be right about 80% of the time.