转一个贴:晒晒老外在中国的性福
中国女人见了老外男人就裤子松早就不是新闻了，但是究竟疯狂到什么程度呢？笔者近
日大概浏览了一下外国人在中国的论坛，里面关于约会relationship的版块基本都成了
外国男人们炫耀自己“战绩”排行榜，大家纷纷都在晒自己最近的“艳遇”，大概看了
一下，一个外国男人从18岁到81岁，不论身材如何，相貌如何，在中国待一两年，上几
十个中国女人基本是平均数，如果有心的话，睡一两百中国女都是很容易的事情，（这
里指的不是鸡），很多都是学生，白领，有素质有相貌的中国女人。而且一分钱不用付
，很多中国女人倒贴钱让老外上，并且带出去向别人炫耀，很长“面子“。
从上海知名老外论坛（shanghai expat）里面节选了几个老外男人炫耀自己艳遇的帖。
Re: Rules on Taking Girls Home by superkim » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:59 pm
Back in 2003 I had a German friend who often went to Buddha Bar on Maoming
Lu. One night he went there and:
#1) He quickly met a local girl - took her home and fcuked her. Kicked her
out. Went back to the bar.
#2) Met a second local girl - took her home and fcuked her. Kicked her out.
Went back to the bar.
#3) Met a third local girl - took her home and fcuked her. Kicked her out.
Went to sleep.
True story. And probably not that unusual either. I have told some local '
friends' this story. They never believe me. They all claim that local girls
are traditional and 'good'. Cracks me up.
早在2003年，我有一个德国朋友，他们经常去茂名路酒吧佛。一天晚上，他去那里：
＃1）他很快就搭讪了一个当地女孩 – 带她回家，上了她。踢她出去。回到酒吧。
＃2）搭讪了第二个本地女孩 - 带她回家，上了她。踢她出去。回到酒吧。
＃3）搭讪了第三个当地女孩 - 送她回家，上了她。踢她出去。睡觉去了。
真实的故事。而且可能不是不寻常的事情。我已经告诉了一些地方的'朋友'这个故事。
他们从来不相信我。他们都声称，当地的女孩是传统和“好”。让我笑到不行。
by chingiskhan » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:23 pm
I have hundreds of stories. I could go all night, so to speak! Friend of
mine was having lunch at Carls Junior in Raffles one day with wait for it,
his wife and one year old kid. Next table are 3 hot young students, around
20 years old. Wife takes kid to bathroom. Girl says to my friend "you are
such a great father, I wish you were my father" then they exchange numbers
before the wife comes back.
我有数以百计的故事。我可以去所有的夜晚，可以这么说！我的朋友Carls在Carls
Junior等待，他的妻子和一岁的孩子有一天午餐。隔壁桌子有三个很漂亮性感的女学生
，约20岁。老婆孩子到厕所后。女孩给我的朋友说：“你是这样一个伟大的父亲，我多
么想你是我的父亲啊”，然后他们迅速在他妻子回来交换号码。（后面的故事就不赘述
了,在随后的帖子中发现，该老外把三个女学生中的两个都XX了）
by expatguy1 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:46 am
I have had a great deal of sucess with the Married birds here. Most of them
are so discusted by their worthless Chinese husbands they are easy targets.
All they want is good sex, someone who showers regurarly and can last more
than 2 minutes in the sack. I was recently with a housewife 2 weeks ago and
she complained that her husband always came home trashed, wanted to have sex
and blew his wad in nano seconds. Most time though we would just come home
and pass out drunk. I have had countless housewives like this. Picking up
single Chinese women is very easy as well. I Funny, when I Eat at the Y,
most of them are like, OMG, where has this been all my life..., that keeps
them comming back for more, as their worthless BF and husbands wont head
south of the border...
我在上海搞已婚女人的成功率很高。他们大多数对自己一文不值的中国丈夫十分厌恶。
他们想要的是良好的性生活，要的是经常洗澡（意思是卫生习惯良好），并可以持续在
床上超过2分钟的男人。我最近2星期和一个家庭主妇在交往，她抱怨说，她的丈夫总是
回家脏兮兮的想跟她XXOO，但是几纳秒就缴械了。虽然我们只想回家并且醉倒。我遇到
过无数这样的家庭主妇又类似的故事。搞单身中国女人也是非常容易的。我想，当我在
Y吃饭，那里大部分单身女人会说，妈呀，这所有我的生活......，这使他们回来的更
多，因为他们毫无价值的男朋友和丈夫不会想通的.
by chingiskhan » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:58 pm
A friend and myself once took two girls home we met at a club. After I was
done with my girl, she asked where my friend was and I pointed to his
bedroom. She then went in to his room and shagged him. His girl just went
home. I was really pissed he got to do both and I only got one. Then there's
the girl who slept with me and two of my friends (I was the last of the
three of us) and thought we didn't know. She didn't expect we'd talk. But of
course, we did.
一位朋友和我曾经带两个在俱乐部认识的本地女孩回家，我搞完我带的女孩后，她问我
的朋友在哪里，我指向他的卧室。她随后又在他的房间和他XXOO。他带的女孩刚刚回家
了。我真的很生气，他上了两个本地女人，我只搞了一个。然后还有这样一个女孩，她
和我们三个朋友都睡过（我是我们三个人的最后），以为我们不知道。她没想到我们会
谈论。但当然，我们聊到了。
by jeffinflorida » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:34 pm
Here's my dilemma: This is a true story but some names have been changed to
protect the innocent...
About 5 days ago I was walking back to my home from the nearby village
market where I brought a bag of oranges. Whilst this is not uncommon, a very
attractive girl came up to say hello and asked me if I ever go dancing at a
local club. I live in an area with 3 major universities and there are 30k+
students around so the village is always flooded with girls at all times of
the day. It was about 1pm this day. She asked me where I was from and if I
was a teacher at the school I was heading to and I said yes. I asked her
where she was going and she said the internet cafe that we walked by. I said
by and kept walking. I have had these random encounters many times, I'm
sure we all do.
Fast forward. Friday night. My steady girlfriend of 8 months is i n her room
, didn't want to come over. I am HAPPILY playing Xbox in my room, laying on
the couch. There's a knock on the door. I put some pants on ( like to play
Xbox in my Fruit of the Looms - and guess who is there! This attractive 22
year old girl. At my door.So I invite her in. She asks me if I want to go
dancing. I say no, not tonight, I am playing Xbox. So she sits on my couch
and we chat. Her English is ok. She's a 3rd year student at my school, but
not in my program. After about 1/2 hour I figure What The Hell, lets put
some moves on her. Ok no kiss, bad sign... Hands up her shirt Good sign I
ask her if its ok, she says yes. So the hands start to wander... Um the rack
is nice and not fake...
One hour later we are in my bed! Oh baby baby...
Come 11 I kind of want her to leave so I can go back to Xbox... I was
playing Call Of Duty World At War... Love to kill Nazis...
She says ok I will sleep here tonight. I say ok... Well guess what I had for
breakfast the next morning... So she leaves later on the day. I have NO
CLUE what her name is and don't have her phone number but I gave her mine. I
spend the day with my girlfriend, who is totally on the rag with her
attitude... And go back home. The next day... A knock at my door! Guess who'
s back! She comes over, spends the night yet again... This has gone on
almost every night since I met her. She comes over, watches tv, eats,
showers, does me, and either leaves or spends the night. After 5 days, I
still don't know her name or WHAT SHE WANTS. I am sure she has an angle, don
’t they all? Does she want money? A Visa? Clothes? New phone? Don’t know
yet. I can tell you she is attractive, loves to be held and cuddled, and
sleeps 14 hours a day – when she is not watching tv. What to do? I have 2
girlfriends already… Wasn’t really looking for a third. Maybe I need to
post this on a new thread…
这是我的迷惑之处，这是真实的故事但是主人公使用化名为了保障隐私。
大概五天前，我走在回家的路上路过一个菜市场，带着一包橙子。一个非常漂亮的女孩
走上来跟我搭讪（这种情况实际上经常发生）并询问我是否会在这附近的夜店跳舞，我
住的地方有三个大学，超过30,000学生住在附近，所以街头总是有很多女学生。这事情
发生在下午一点。
她问我从哪里来，我说我是附近学校的一个老师，正在前往学校的路上。我问她去哪里
，她说她正要去网吧。我一边走一边说。。。其实我已经遇到过很多类似的搭讪，我相
信我们（老外）都遇到过很多。
一转眼到了星期五晚上。我8个月长期交往女友在她的房间不想过来。我很高兴地在我
的房间玩的Xbox，躺在沙发上。有一个敲门声。我把裤子穿上（我喜欢穿着内裤玩游戏
） - 猜猜谁在门口？竟然是这迷人的22岁女孩。我请她进来，她问我要不要去跳舞我
说不要，我要玩xbox。她于是就坐在我的沙发上跟我聊天，她的英文不错，是我教书学
校里大三的一个学生，但不是我们系的。过了半个小时，我开始对他发起攻势，不准亲
吻，坏兆头，摸她的T-shirt，还可以，我问我是否可以继续，她说OK，所以我开始摸
她，她胸很大，也不假
一个小时后我们上床了。
11点钟我想让她离开了，我还想继续玩Xbox，喜欢call of duty，继续杀我的纳粹德军
。。。她问我是否可以在这里过夜我说可以猜猜我第二天早上吃什么早餐（意味着很好
）她那天晚些时候走了，我一点都不知道她的名字和电话，但是我给了她我的电话，我
花了一天的时间去陪我的那个固定女友，她来月经了情绪不好于是就回家了。隔天，又
有人敲门，猜是谁，还是那个女孩，她几乎每天晚上都来，看电视洗澡，跟我XXOO，然
后度过整晚。过了我天我仍然不知道她要什么，我认为她肯定有想法，只是不知道。她
要钱么？签证？衣服还是一个新手机？我不知道。我唯一能说的是她很迷人，喜欢被搂
着，不看电视的时候可以睡14小时我怎么办？我已经有两个女朋友了，我不想要第三个
。。。也许我应该发一个新帖（在这个论坛）求助。。
下面一个帖子是从北京知名老外论坛（The Beijinger）里面节选的一个回复很多的帖
子，从中可以看到老外们对于中国女人的态度。
Why are Chinese girls so easy to...*you know*
Posted Aug 25, 2009 12:39pm by rhinox
Why are Chinese girls so easy to bang?
'Should pretty much sum it all up. Beijing is like a PARADISE for guys. And
I'm not talking about brothels/massage parlors or anything where you pay
money. It's like girls throw themselves at you at clubs, schools, bars,
classes, etc, just to experience something "different", "exotic" and "
exciting".I've gotten quite big-headed since arriving in China. I got action
back in the States, but NOTHING like China. My Chinese isn't even that good
. Can you imagine a Chinese guy in the U.S. trying to pick up chicks with
broken English?I'm by no means complaining, just wondering =P
中国女孩为什么那么容易就被我们（老外）搞上床？
“几乎总结这一切。北京就像是一个（老外）男人的天堂。我不是在谈论妓院/按摩院
或任何你付钱的场所。而是中国女孩们主动对你投怀送抱，在俱乐部，学校，酒吧，类
等，体验一番“不同”，“异国情调”和“令人兴奋”。
我以前在美国也有类似经历。但没有像中国（这么容易）。
我的中文没有怎么好。但你能想象在美国的中国男人，可以用蹩脚的英文搭讪女孩么？
我没有抱怨什么，只是想知道为什么。
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我的评论：读了一些帖子，粗略估计一下。发现现在在北上广这种大城市的年轻女生，
如果是受过教育，懂英文，长相身材比较好的，只要跟老外男人接触过70%都跟老外睡
过了（包括很多已经结婚的）。有些老外在上海北京等地当外籍教师，班上长得像样的
女学生80%都被他睡过（而且大多数是女生倒贴的），公司主管更不用说。。。。。很
多中国女人在找国男时候挑三拣四要求房子车子，而找了老外几乎自己贴钱当免费的性
工具，并且认为这很有面子。很多来到中国的老外其实是在本国混不下去的破落户，很
多低等建筑工人（我认识一个在美国修屋顶的秃头胖子来到中国后简直成了夜夜新郎）
，还有一个是美国community college 毕业在美国找不到工作来到上海做外教一个月几
千块钱，女学生们争先恐后往上贴，还有女学生愿意和他同居帮他付房租。。。。。。
这就是中国30年改革开放的成果。
