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c*t2012-08-04 07:08

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The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
will die within 72 hours after stopping.

p*w2012-08-04 07:08

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哪里有报道

Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past

【在 c*****t 的大作中提到】

: The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
: can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
: reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
: he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
: past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
: and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
: will die within 72 hours after stopping.

x*e2012-08-04 07:08

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This coach should have benn muffled.

Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past

【在 c*****t 的大作中提到】

: The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
: can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
: reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
: he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
: past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
: and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
: will die within 72 hours after stopping.

x*j2012-08-04 07:08

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dihydrogen monoxide H2O

h*u2012-08-04 07:08

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别钓鱼了，真有不少烧饼会信的

Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past

【在 c*****t 的大作中提到】

: The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
: can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
: reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
: he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
: past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
: and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
: will die within 72 hours after stopping.

x*e2012-08-04 07:08

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靠｡就你知道｡接着钓多好｡

【在 x**j 的大作中提到】

: dihydrogen monoxide H2O

o*o2012-08-04 07:08

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自作聪明，非常无聊。不过既然95%的人都以为自己比别人聪明，这样的雕虫小技必然
层出不穷，过一段时间就炮制一个出来。

Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past

【在 c*****t 的大作中提到】

: The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
: can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
: reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
: he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
: past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
: and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
: will die within 72 hours after stopping.

c*t2012-08-04 07:08

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灰常灰常可靠的来源啦
比Nature还牛

【在 p*********w 的大作中提到】

: 哪里有报道
:
: Shiwen
: more
: that
: addictive
: past

M*82012-08-04 07:08

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这是从10年前美国宾州的一个网页上抄袭的。

p*w2012-08-04 07:08

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如果是最可靠的最牛的，那就是混球时报和日人民报了

【在 c*****t 的大作中提到】

: 灰常灰常可靠的来源啦
: 比Nature还牛

t*y2012-08-04 07:08

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dihydrogen monoxide？
H2O?
不就是水吗？
除非是喝了带了李大师气功法力的神水。

f*e2012-08-04 07:08

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too oooooooooooooooooooooooold了！

Shiwen
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past

【在 c*****t 的大作中提到】

: The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
: can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
: reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
: he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
: past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
: and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
: will die within 72 hours after stopping.

q*72012-08-04 07:08

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都出英文版的了。。。

c*e2012-08-04 07:08

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国内都有教授级的公知上钩了

l*e2012-08-04 07:08

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还是用蔗糖的化学名那个更像

w*t2012-08-04 07:08

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建议送　Nature 发表.

Shiwen
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past

【在 c*****t 的大作中提到】

: The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
: can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
: reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
: he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
: past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
: and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
: will die within 72 hours after stopping.

b*z2012-08-04 07:08

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我听说的版本是 Acupuncture Regeneration

w*c2012-08-04 07:08

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就是，眼看二楼就要上钩了

【在 x****e 的大作中提到】

: 靠｡就你知道｡接着钓多好｡