如何象男人# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
s*n
1 楼
岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
统计一下
多少男人在家洗碗？
多少男人洗碗戴手套？
以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
统计一下
多少男人在家洗碗？
多少男人洗碗戴手套？
以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
r*z
2 楼
别担心，这年头象男人的都是女人。
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
u*r
3 楼
东方女人是趋附强势的，你好吃懒做说一不二后，家才能维持稳定。 你要什么事都学
女人样的话反而会被女人看不起。
西方女人的话另当别论
女人样的话反而会被女人看不起。
西方女人的话另当别论
t*9
4 楼
想要像个男人，就坚决不洗碗，当然就谈不上带手套了。
f*e
5 楼
结婚后我一直洗碗，但是没用手套。那你别洗碗就好了
s*n
6 楼
洗碗带手套的确有些过分。
j*i
7 楼
在家里受了气，跑这儿抱怨。就凭这一条，你就不是个爷们儿
z*2
8 楼
像话！
【在 r****z 的大作中提到】
: 别担心，这年头象男人的都是女人。
【在 r****z 的大作中提到】
: 别担心，这年头象男人的都是女人。
g*n
9 楼
Trait #1: A real man is strong
A real man doesn't cry, doesn't moan, doesn't complain, doesn't get sick,
and doesn't need to go to the doctor every time he sneezes. A real man makes
decisions and lives with the consequences. A real man accepts
responsibility for his actions and his words. A real man is firm. If life is
a b*tch, a real man will slap it and move on.
A real man is macho; a real man is tough; a real man doesn't show emotions.
A real man is the backbone of his family and doesn't have time to be weak.
If spiders scare you, you'll never be a real man.
Trait #2: A real man is focused
A real man knows the difference between what's important and what isn't. A
real man doesn't waste time on stupidities that don't bring him any profit.
Sure, there are things you can do as a hobby -- I like to shoot ducks -- but
it must have a purpose. The purpose of my hobby is to improve my aim, and I
don't have to tell you whether or not that's a useful thing in my line of
work.
A real man focuses on power, money and family. He doesn't focus on sex. Sex
comes as a result of having power, money and a wife (and if she doesn't
satisfy you, there are plenty of other women who will, especially when you
are powerful and rich).
Trait #3: A real man knows the importance of family
A real man will keep his family strong and pass on his ancestors' history
and traditions. A real man knows that his children are God's gift and should
be treated as such, even if he disciplines them from time to time.
A real man must also remember his other Family, his organization. In my
world, both my family and my Family hold the same importance; I protect them
both with all my might. If you have a Family, don't forget where your
loyalties lie and who has your back when you need it.
Trait #4: A real man doesn't gossip
A real man keeps his mouth shut. He shelters information and rations his
words. A real man does not reveal more than he has to and doesn't engage in
girlie talk about others. A real man doesn't discuss things he doesn't know
about or people he has never met.
Trait #5: A real man's word is his bond
When a real man makes a promise, he keeps it. If he can't keep a promise, he
doesn't give his word. A real man would rather die than break his word. A
real man knows that his words are as powerful as his actions, and that they
must be taken at face value. That is why he rations them (see above).
Trait #6: A real man strives to be a role model
A real man respects himself and others at all times, unless, of course, he
has been disrespected. A real man sets an example for his disciples, and
especially for his children. I never bring my work home, so my children only
know me as their father and not as a waste management executive. You should
do the same; a real man sets the tone for his children and keeps them from
discovering that he has weaknesses.
Trait #7: A real man makes his own fortune
A real man doesn't settle for handouts or charity when it comes to his
personal fortune. A real man isn't satisfied with papa's money. He spits on
Lady Luck and decides his own destiny. A real man who inherits goods from
his forefathers takes his inheritance and turns it into 10 times what it was.
Trait #8: A real man doesn't look like a woman
A real man doesn't have piercings and long hair, and he doesn't shave his
chest. Manicures, however, are acceptable. Massages from female attendants
are also tolerated. A real man knows that, outside of his barber, all his
personal hygiene needs must be taken care of by a woman.
A real man has at least three suits (with a mandatory pinstriped one) that
cost more than a roomful of escorts. A real man wears a suit at least three
times a week. Any man who doesn't know how to tie a tie should hand in his
testicoli immediately.
Trait #9: A real man keeps his house in order
Have you ever been inside the boss’ house? There ain’t no pizza boxes
sitting around, there ain’t no undershirts on the floor, and there sure as
hell ain’t no unpaid bills being used as beer coasters. No ruler can rule
over a territory if he isn’t already the master of his own home.
This means you lazy pinheads out there need to stop using machismo as an
excuse to live like a bottom-feeder; keep your sty spotless, keep your
documents in order and -- listen up on this one -- clean your freaking suits.
See what you've done? I'm turning into freaking Moses over here
Trait #10: A real man can defend himself
You know what’s missing in the world today? Leaders who have had to fight
their way to the top. No joking, look at the head of any business that’s
circling the toilet bowl, and I’ll show you a boss whose parents' power and
money kept him from ever learning things the hard way.
Every successful capo has been on the wrong end of a beatdown -- be it with
words or be it with a set of A. Testonis. But those future capos got up
again and again, until they knew how to stand their ground… and that, my
students, is when you can start to climb the ladder.
lesson over
So what have you learned here today, class? You learned that you have a lot
of homework to do before you can call yourself a real man. A real man is the
essence of manhood because, by definition, he has achieved the pinnacle of
his role.
You see? That was me trying to be a smartass. Here's a bonus trait: A real
man keeps it simple. If you know big words, use them rarely and
appropriately, at least in front of morons who think they're smarter than
you. Remember, the stuff inside matters most. Lesson over.
Watch your backs and keep your noses clean.
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
A real man doesn't cry, doesn't moan, doesn't complain, doesn't get sick,
and doesn't need to go to the doctor every time he sneezes. A real man makes
decisions and lives with the consequences. A real man accepts
responsibility for his actions and his words. A real man is firm. If life is
a b*tch, a real man will slap it and move on.
A real man is macho; a real man is tough; a real man doesn't show emotions.
A real man is the backbone of his family and doesn't have time to be weak.
If spiders scare you, you'll never be a real man.
Trait #2: A real man is focused
A real man knows the difference between what's important and what isn't. A
real man doesn't waste time on stupidities that don't bring him any profit.
Sure, there are things you can do as a hobby -- I like to shoot ducks -- but
it must have a purpose. The purpose of my hobby is to improve my aim, and I
don't have to tell you whether or not that's a useful thing in my line of
work.
A real man focuses on power, money and family. He doesn't focus on sex. Sex
comes as a result of having power, money and a wife (and if she doesn't
satisfy you, there are plenty of other women who will, especially when you
are powerful and rich).
Trait #3: A real man knows the importance of family
A real man will keep his family strong and pass on his ancestors' history
and traditions. A real man knows that his children are God's gift and should
be treated as such, even if he disciplines them from time to time.
A real man must also remember his other Family, his organization. In my
world, both my family and my Family hold the same importance; I protect them
both with all my might. If you have a Family, don't forget where your
loyalties lie and who has your back when you need it.
Trait #4: A real man doesn't gossip
A real man keeps his mouth shut. He shelters information and rations his
words. A real man does not reveal more than he has to and doesn't engage in
girlie talk about others. A real man doesn't discuss things he doesn't know
about or people he has never met.
Trait #5: A real man's word is his bond
When a real man makes a promise, he keeps it. If he can't keep a promise, he
doesn't give his word. A real man would rather die than break his word. A
real man knows that his words are as powerful as his actions, and that they
must be taken at face value. That is why he rations them (see above).
Trait #6: A real man strives to be a role model
A real man respects himself and others at all times, unless, of course, he
has been disrespected. A real man sets an example for his disciples, and
especially for his children. I never bring my work home, so my children only
know me as their father and not as a waste management executive. You should
do the same; a real man sets the tone for his children and keeps them from
discovering that he has weaknesses.
Trait #7: A real man makes his own fortune
A real man doesn't settle for handouts or charity when it comes to his
personal fortune. A real man isn't satisfied with papa's money. He spits on
Lady Luck and decides his own destiny. A real man who inherits goods from
his forefathers takes his inheritance and turns it into 10 times what it was.
Trait #8: A real man doesn't look like a woman
A real man doesn't have piercings and long hair, and he doesn't shave his
chest. Manicures, however, are acceptable. Massages from female attendants
are also tolerated. A real man knows that, outside of his barber, all his
personal hygiene needs must be taken care of by a woman.
A real man has at least three suits (with a mandatory pinstriped one) that
cost more than a roomful of escorts. A real man wears a suit at least three
times a week. Any man who doesn't know how to tie a tie should hand in his
testicoli immediately.
Trait #9: A real man keeps his house in order
Have you ever been inside the boss’ house? There ain’t no pizza boxes
sitting around, there ain’t no undershirts on the floor, and there sure as
hell ain’t no unpaid bills being used as beer coasters. No ruler can rule
over a territory if he isn’t already the master of his own home.
This means you lazy pinheads out there need to stop using machismo as an
excuse to live like a bottom-feeder; keep your sty spotless, keep your
documents in order and -- listen up on this one -- clean your freaking suits.
See what you've done? I'm turning into freaking Moses over here
Trait #10: A real man can defend himself
You know what’s missing in the world today? Leaders who have had to fight
their way to the top. No joking, look at the head of any business that’s
circling the toilet bowl, and I’ll show you a boss whose parents' power and
money kept him from ever learning things the hard way.
Every successful capo has been on the wrong end of a beatdown -- be it with
words or be it with a set of A. Testonis. But those future capos got up
again and again, until they knew how to stand their ground… and that, my
students, is when you can start to climb the ladder.
lesson over
So what have you learned here today, class? You learned that you have a lot
of homework to do before you can call yourself a real man. A real man is the
essence of manhood because, by definition, he has achieved the pinnacle of
his role.
You see? That was me trying to be a smartass. Here's a bonus trait: A real
man keeps it simple. If you know big words, use them rarely and
appropriately, at least in front of morons who think they're smarter than
you. Remember, the stuff inside matters most. Lesson over.
Watch your backs and keep your noses clean.
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
T*6
10 楼
愚昧的人们抱怨你做家务（明明就是美德），见不得你戴手套（卫生又护手，根本不是
错），甚至连发个帖子抱怨一下家常都会被喷（人非圣贤，有抱怨有牢骚再正常不过
）fuck that，你是不是男人，轮不到他们来定义。
没必要在乎别人奇怪的标准，自己做得问心无愧就可以了。
错），甚至连发个帖子抱怨一下家常都会被喷（人非圣贤，有抱怨有牢骚再正常不过
）fuck that，你是不是男人，轮不到他们来定义。
没必要在乎别人奇怪的标准，自己做得问心无愧就可以了。
S*p
11 楼
参考雄狮是怎么做的，
z*o
12 楼
用洗碗机
a*r
13 楼
别理他们。
u*0
14 楼
记住尼采的话：见女人之前别忘带上鞭子。你就命令你老婆洗碗，她敢不服或者洗的不
干净就拿鞭子抽她。
干净就拿鞭子抽她。
h*d
15 楼
岳父岳母做饭洗碗的飘过
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
i*t
16 楼
男人不洗碗
v*n
17 楼
让他们俩滚
让你老婆洗碗
让你老婆洗碗
g*j
18 楼
抽他们女儿一嘴巴啊
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
w*6
19 楼
吃喝嫖赌毒
真男人也！
真男人也！
H*n
20 楼
人有各种各样，男人是人，自然也各种各样。
你就是你，想洗碗就洗碗，想带手套洗碗就带手套洗碗。---男人是自信的
单就事论事，你岳父母抱怨这个，是他们不懂事--------你不跟他们过日子。
你就是你，想洗碗就洗碗，想带手套洗碗就带手套洗碗。---男人是自信的
单就事论事，你岳父母抱怨这个，是他们不懂事--------你不跟他们过日子。
m*5
21 楼
象男人就不能洗碗鸟！
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
s*e
22 楼
比比像偶这样做饭洗碗做家务带小孩送小孩上学课外活动全包做生意养家户口什么都干
什么都包的你那才算点啥。
什么都包的你那才算点啥。
h*e
23 楼
戴套纯属个人洗好。话说回来，吃喝嫖赌毒，你要一样不沾的话，那确实比较娘。还有
，你总该当岳父岳母的面吼过老婆一次。如果没干过，你一定要试一下，不过要记得吼
完后立马遁走，千万别磨嘴皮。只要你做一次，你岳父岳母肯定会觉得你是个男人，虽
然他们有可能心里想扁你。
，你总该当岳父岳母的面吼过老婆一次。如果没干过，你一定要试一下，不过要记得吼
完后立马遁走，千万别磨嘴皮。只要你做一次，你岳父岳母肯定会觉得你是个男人，虽
然他们有可能心里想扁你。
c*r
24 楼
没有洗碗机？
r*l
25 楼
你自己不都知道了么，要么你就不在乎继续戴手套，要么就不洗碗全交给抱怨你不像男
人的岳父母洗，然后抽烟喝酒老婆说啥你顶啥，大家一定觉得你特别爷们
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
人的岳父母洗，然后抽烟喝酒老婆说啥你顶啥，大家一定觉得你特别爷们
【在 s****n 的大作中提到】
: 岳父岳母向老婆抱怨我不象男人，洗碗还戴手套。
: 统计一下
: 多少男人在家洗碗？
: 多少男人洗碗戴手套？
: 以前不抽不喝被人嘲笑说不象男人
: 听老婆的话被人嘲笑不象男人
: 是不是男人应该吃喝嫖赌，好吃懒做，在家里说一不二？
s*n
26 楼
我认为你说的很对
碗还是继续洗吧
只是被人抱怨戴手套有些不爽
【在 T*****6 的大作中提到】
: 愚昧的人们抱怨你做家务（明明就是美德），见不得你戴手套（卫生又护手，根本不是
: 错），甚至连发个帖子抱怨一下家常都会被喷（人非圣贤，有抱怨有牢骚再正常不过
: ）fuck that，你是不是男人，轮不到他们来定义。
: 没必要在乎别人奇怪的标准，自己做得问心无愧就可以了。
碗还是继续洗吧
只是被人抱怨戴手套有些不爽
【在 T*****6 的大作中提到】
: 愚昧的人们抱怨你做家务（明明就是美德），见不得你戴手套（卫生又护手，根本不是
: 错），甚至连发个帖子抱怨一下家常都会被喷（人非圣贤，有抱怨有牢骚再正常不过
: ）fuck that，你是不是男人，轮不到他们来定义。
: 没必要在乎别人奇怪的标准，自己做得问心无愧就可以了。
x*u
27 楼
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