和大家分享一下有关对亚裔生活的搞笑吐槽,据说华人都能秒懂 My mom:Don’t whistle at night晚上不要吹口哨4 is unlucky4是不吉利的数字Sleeping with fan on will kill you开风扇睡觉会死翘翘Don't stick chopsticks in a rice bowl不要把筷子插米饭上Me: Listen to the science Mom!妈妈,请相信科学! Kid: I m very full already. I don t want to eat anymore. 孩子:我吃饱了,不想再吃了。 Asian parents: OK eat the meat not the rice. 亚裔父母:好吧,那不吃饭了,再吃点肉吧。 When you don‘t wanna wash the pot so you leave a little left for the next person. 当你不想洗锅所以把一小块留给下一个人的时候。 Everyday is bring your child to work day when your parents own a Chinese restaurant:当你父母开了间中餐馆时,每天营业都把你这个小孩带到店里。 Restuarants:Happy Thanksgiving everyone we will be closed for the holidays.感恩节其他店都放假停止营业。 而亚裔:歇业休假?不存在的,想都不要想! Everytime I go to grandma s house...‘"Eat some fruit, I cut for you."每次我去奶奶家时...."吃点水果,我给你切好了。” If you never had these as a kid, are you really Asains?如果你小时候没有这种凳子,你真的是亚裔吗? A source of income for Asian kids亚裔小孩收入来源