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New York Tales (5): Somebody or Nobody
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New York Tales (5): Somebody or Nobody

renqiulan
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A self-important, ultra-liberal New Yorker found himself living his worst nightmare: he woke up in the reddest part of Red State Texas. In no time, he transformed into an underemployed rural Texan, living hand-to-mouth. Life wasn't fair, and he had no choice but to get used to it.

 

 

 

 

They called him "Tex Q," a nickname as jarring as a rattlesnake on a yoga mat.

Rivaling the original Ah Q, Tex Q found solace in self-deception: every defeat was a moral victory. Losing at poker? He was conserving energy for a bigger pot. Getting fired? He was preparing for a higher calling. Thanks to his mental gymnastics, he kept himself from drowning in self-pity.

One day, a documentary crew arrived, eager to explore the psyche of rednecks. Tex Q was a godsend to them. They filmed him fishing, which he described as a "meditative battle against aquatic foes." They captured him fixing his truck, likening it to performing open-heart surgery on a metal beast. And they recorded his reflections on life, where he colorfully explained why being broke was a sign of deep spiritual wealth.

The documentary made Tex Q a viral sensation. People were fascinated by his absurd optimism and unwavering belief in a universe seemingly determined to prove him wrong. He was invited on talk shows, offered book deals, and even considered for a reality show on a popular streaming platform.

But Tex Q, true to form, turned it all down. He returned to his trailer, cracked open a beer, and looked at the sky. "Another day, another dollar," he muttered. "After all, a man's gotta have standards."


As night fell, he took to social media, rallying his fans to support his presidential candidate. Yes, he always enjoyed preaching to the choir. Meanwhile, his canine buddy brought home a rabbit for dinner.


Author: renqiulan

 

 

 

 

 

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renqiulan
2 楼
What if a Wall Street bull rider turned into a trailer park
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renqiulan
3 楼
redneck? From "hero" to "zero" in a heartbeat.
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蓝灵
4 楼
So another Friday, another story, another character.
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蓝灵
5 楼
Hi, renqiulan!
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renqiulan
6 楼
I'm so glad to have you check out my little Friday story.
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renqiulan
7 楼
Thank you, Blue Soul!
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蓝灵
8 楼
The pleasure is mine. Is Tex Q the "legendary" Ah Q?
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renqiulan
9 楼
You decide.
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蓝灵
10 楼
OK. But let me ask a couple of questions.
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renqiulan
11 楼
Please feel free to do so.
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蓝灵
12 楼
I can't help but notice that Tex Q, the "redneck," was kind
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蓝灵
13 楼
of a reincarnation of a Wall Street type. Right?
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renqiulan
14 楼
Right.
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蓝灵
15 楼
So, is Tex Q better than his former self, one of the"bluest"
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蓝灵
16 楼
New Yorkers?
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renqiulan
17 楼
Again, you decide.
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蓝灵
18 楼
Fair enough. BTW, I got the impression that Tex Q fully
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蓝灵
19 楼
embraced his Texan identity.
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renqiulan
20 楼
Perhaps Tex Q had once fully embraced his former Wall Street
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renqiulan
21 楼
identity.
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蓝灵
22 楼
Two lives, two identities.
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renqiulan
23 楼
I can live with that, no pun intended.
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蓝灵
24 楼
Just don't be another Pygmalion.
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renqiulan
25 楼
Oh, the poor sculptor from Ovid's "Metamorphoses."
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蓝灵
26 楼
Haha! Pygmalion fell in love with a statue he had carved.
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renqiulan
27 楼
Actually, you reminded me of George Bernard Shaw's eponymous
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renqiulan
28 楼
play.
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蓝灵
29 楼
I haven't gotten a chance to read this play. My guess is
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蓝灵
30 楼
that it must be interesting, to say the least.
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暖冬cool夏
31 楼
canine buddy=猪队友:)An Entertaining story!TexQ is a caricature
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暖冬cool夏
32 楼
of one of modern New Yorkers. Quite a character!
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renqiulan
33 楼
"We all have private imaginations, but when it comes to
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renqiulan
34 楼
brutal life-business, one needs to distinguish between
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renqiulan
35 楼
reality and dreams." This quote addresses the play's theme.
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renqiulan
36 楼
Hi, 暖冬cool夏! Thank you for stopping by!
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renqiulan
37 楼
As for "canine buddy=猪队友," well, that might be true
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renqiulan
38 楼
in the Chinese-speaking world.Mark Twain must beg to differ:
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renqiulan
39 楼
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
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renqiulan
40 楼
he will not bite you. This is the principal difference
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renqiulan
41 楼
between a dog and a man."
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蓝灵
42 楼
Shaw's Pygmalion must be full of quotable lines.
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renqiulan
43 楼
I, myself, prefer to read between the lines, quotable or
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renqiulan
44 楼
otherwise.
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蓝灵
45 楼
Your approach makes more sense than mine. I am learning to
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蓝灵
46 楼
be a more serious reader.
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renqiulan
47 楼
Don't we all need to be more serious readers?
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蓝灵
48 楼
Could you tell me more about Shaw's Pygmalion?
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renqiulan
49 楼
Certainly. His Pygmalion is truly ahead of its time.
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蓝灵
50 楼
Please go on.
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renqiulan
51 楼
Shaw's ability to blend social commentary with wit is
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renqiulan
52 楼
unparalleled.
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蓝灵
53 楼
How so?
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renqiulan
54 楼
Shaw masterfully deconstructs the rigid social hierarchy of
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renqiulan
55 楼
Edwardian England (1901-1914).
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蓝灵
56 楼
And the language?
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renqiulan
57 楼
Yes, let’s not forget the linguistic aspect.
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蓝灵
58 楼
I'm listening.
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renqiulan
59 楼
Shaw's Pygmalion is a treasure trove for language
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renqiulan
60 楼
enthusiasts.
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蓝灵
61 楼
Tell me more about it.
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renqiulan
62 楼
Shaw's use of phonetics and his exploration of the
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renqiulan
63 楼
relationship between language and social class is
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renqiulan
64 楼
groundbreaking.
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蓝灵
65 楼
That reminds me of "Downton Abbey."
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renqiulan
66 楼
Right on.
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蓝灵
67 楼
Thank you. Let's get back to your story.
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renqiulan
68 楼
So you're not done yet.
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蓝灵
69 楼
Of course not. What inspired you to create this Tex Q
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蓝灵
70 楼
character?
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renqiulan
71 楼
Tex Q was born out of my fascination with extremes—
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renqiulan
72 楼
both geographical and ideological.
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蓝灵
73 楼
Which means...?
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renqiulan
74 楼
That means I wanted to explore what happens when someone
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renqiulan
75 楼
who is entrenched in a certain worldview is suddenly
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renqiulan
76 楼
uprooted and thrown into an environment that
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renqiulan
77 楼
contradicts everything they know.
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蓝灵
78 楼
It sounds to me like you're putting human nature to the test
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renqiulan
79 楼
You are an astute reader.
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蓝灵
80 楼
Thanks. But can you elaborate more on your point?
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renqiulan
81 楼
Absolutely. Through Tex Q, I also aimed to poke fun at the
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renqiulan
82 楼
ways we rationalize our situations, no matter
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renqiulan
83 楼
how absurd they may be.
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蓝灵
84 楼
So you let Tex Q face a double whammy.
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renqiulan
85 楼
Indeed, my piece is less about a specific message and
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renqiulan
86 楼
more about an exploration of character under duress.
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蓝灵
87 楼
Not just duress, I would say, but also temptation.
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renqiulan
88 楼
True.
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蓝灵
89 楼
Frankly, you didn't run short of drama.
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renqiulan
90 楼
Tex Q is a walking drama, if you will.
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蓝灵
91 楼
And nearly a walking disaster.
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renqiulan
92 楼
He made the right decision to turn down the book
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renqiulan
93 楼
deals and streaming stardom. Good for him. He passed
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renqiulan
94 楼
the temptation test.
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蓝灵
95 楼
Nicely put. Good night!
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renqiulan
96 楼
Goodnight!
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天边一片白云
97 楼
we need to be like Tex Q sometimes.
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天边一片白云
98 楼
Haha, the last sentence adds more drama.
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renqiulan
99 楼
Thank you,天边一片白云! I'm thrilled you connected with the story.
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renqiulan
100 楼
Did anything surprise you about the character's journey?
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天边一片白云
101 楼
I am not surprised.
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天边一片白云
102 楼
This character might exist in reality more or less.
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天边一片白云
103 楼
very nice to read. I am learning some Buddhism.
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