来了来了。。

大白天了，还坚持着要看第一缕阳光？

昨晚我也是一下开了八朵

这大概是这花最丑的角度与拍照光线吧

有伴儿。。

嗯嗯，可以卖点钱。。

瞅你个头。。

也显摆一下

晚上来个汤吧

这是早上开的还是晚上开的啊？不丑不丑，朦胧美，哈哈哈

这花儿，开的不正经

真好

晚上开大了，早晨还依依不舍啊。。

花儿也互诉衷情：晴日高起，也是良辰美景虚设。千种风情，更与谁说？

二哥，说话要含蓄点

A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.
"Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,
they inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off
quite satisfied.
Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into
the kitchen.
"Mummy, mummy, Aunt Mary is dying!"
What do you mean? says his mother.
Well she's in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her
balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling
"God, I'm coming! I'm coming!!!"

就是，黛玉应该找个广东人，金花银花，都不如广东人的金银花。。

黛玉葬花可不吃花。花看见你们这么不怜香惜玉，张血盆大口祭五脏庙，都怕呀

你这 ID 是什么意思?

二哥对花弹一曲《秋日私语》，深情相送

就这么说好了。。

你这更不含蓄呀

花心事你不知了吧，知道广州为什么又叫花城？

想瞅个头来着，结果瞅着个腚

小二哥李白腚

还看到几个很屌的家伙

就是大部分人都缺少的

都是含蓄惹的祸

喇叭花不错啊

为了灭掉花街

美芊惠子

没钱

河北白羊腚，现在是雄安

白洋淀

哈哈哈，我哥们儿剃了个类似锅盖又不像锅盖的傻头，众人看到后盯着他的头都先愣住了，然后忽然异口同声：不错不错不错。。。

仿佛是二哥端着盘子跑过来，不喊着来了，来了。

柱子爸含蓄啊， "God, I'm coming! I'm coming!!!"

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oh, you're coming, you're coming...

旁边花县为了灭花城改名叫花都，结果把花都巴黎给灭了，也没灭掉花城，结果还被花城并入了广州市花都区。。

https://zh.m.wikipedia.org/zh-hans/%E8%8A%B1%E9%83%BD%E5%8C%BA

 

啥来了？

物以稀为贵。

物以尤为美

国内来的，时差还有？

店小二。。。：）