爱妻原则 by 悟空孙

爱妻原则：
如果发现太太有错，那一定是我的错；
如果不是我的错，也一定是我害太太犯的错；
如果我还坚持她有错，那就更是我的错；
如果太太真错了，那尊重她的错我才不会犯错。
总之，太太绝对不会错——这话肯定没错。”

If I find my wife wrong, I must be wrong,
If truly I am not wrong, I must have made her wrong,
If I still insist she is wrong, I am more wrong,
But I will never be wrong to say, a wife is never wrong!