差之毫厘失之千里：所问非所答
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朋友来电，放下电话后，告诉黑漆板凳, 我与朋友讨论她出去吃饭后的毛病是食物中毒还是胃肠道病毒感染。
黑：What did she have？
我：Usual things，I guess.
黑：Like what?
我：You know.
黑：What?
我：Well, if I have to be indelicate, for one, diarrhea.
黑：I was asking what DISH did she have.
我：。。。。。。
黑：It’d be really interesting if she had a dish of 。。。
我：Oh, shut-up！
整整一晚上，黑漆板凳都在不怀好意的看着我笑。
«我编编，你看看，法律责任我不担。你转帖，我谢绝，废话多多拥版权。»
朋友来电，放下电话后，告诉黑漆板凳, 我与朋友讨论她出去吃饭后的毛病是食物中毒还是胃肠道病毒感染。
黑：What did she have？
我：Usual things，I guess.
黑：Like what?
我：You know.
黑：What?
我：Well, if I have to be indelicate, for one, diarrhea.
黑：I was asking what DISH did she have.
我：。。。。。。
黑：It’d be really interesting if she had a dish of 。。。
我：Oh, shut-up！
整整一晚上，黑漆板凳都在不怀好意的看着我笑。
«我编编，你看看，法律责任我不担。你转帖，我谢绝，废话多多拥版权。»
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