A*a
2 楼
右右三岁九个月,最近我和她有了几段关于人生理想的对话。
我:你长大想做什么
右右:当妈妈
我(思路被引开):生几个?男的女的
右右:两个男的
我(身为两个女儿的妈):为啥?你不喜欢女儿吗
右右:因为你生了两个女的,所以我生两个男的
我:好,那你打算做什么挣钱呢?
右右:为什么要挣钱?
我,一时语塞
右右:是不是没钱医院就不让生啊
我(听见我和你爸讨论生妹妹的帐单了吧):是啊
右右:可是你有钱啊,你给我不就行了
啃老啃得自觉自发理直气壮阿,于是第一次谈人生理想暂时告一段落
第二次,在车上,外面骄阳似火
我:右右,除了当妈妈之外,你还想当什么
右右:当白雪公主
我:。。。。(白雪公主算职业吗?)
突然,右右大叫:啊呀,我忘带帽子了。太阳晒到我脸上了,我得赶紧捂住脸,要不晒
黑了就当不成白雪公主了
我(赶紧的):当不成白雪公主你当什么,比如妈妈是工程师,你爸...
右右(哀伤的):晒黑了只好当灰姑娘了
灰姑娘的灰不是这个意思好吗.....
第三次,看完医生,医生给了一个棒棒糖
我:右右长大当医生好不好 (不让发散性的回答了,直接提供答案)
右右:好呀。
我,有点高兴的;为什么啊
右右:可以自己拿棒棒糖吃了
看来人生理想的讨论还是要继续延后了
我:你长大想做什么
右右:当妈妈
我(思路被引开):生几个?男的女的
右右:两个男的
我(身为两个女儿的妈):为啥?你不喜欢女儿吗
右右:因为你生了两个女的,所以我生两个男的
我:好,那你打算做什么挣钱呢?
右右:为什么要挣钱?
我,一时语塞
右右:是不是没钱医院就不让生啊
我(听见我和你爸讨论生妹妹的帐单了吧):是啊
右右:可是你有钱啊,你给我不就行了
啃老啃得自觉自发理直气壮阿,于是第一次谈人生理想暂时告一段落
第二次,在车上,外面骄阳似火
我:右右,除了当妈妈之外,你还想当什么
右右:当白雪公主
我:。。。。(白雪公主算职业吗?)
突然,右右大叫:啊呀,我忘带帽子了。太阳晒到我脸上了,我得赶紧捂住脸,要不晒
黑了就当不成白雪公主了
我(赶紧的):当不成白雪公主你当什么,比如妈妈是工程师,你爸...
右右(哀伤的):晒黑了只好当灰姑娘了
灰姑娘的灰不是这个意思好吗.....
第三次,看完医生,医生给了一个棒棒糖
我:右右长大当医生好不好 (不让发散性的回答了,直接提供答案)
右右:好呀。
我,有点高兴的;为什么啊
右右:可以自己拿棒棒糖吃了
看来人生理想的讨论还是要继续延后了
r*e
3 楼
ZZ
Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
Question: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?
Answer: They both cause you to stand around for an hour, waiting for a two-m
inutes ride.
Question: What is the last thing a sexy woman takes off, before going to bed
?
Answer: Her feet, off the floor.
Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because, they have shaky hands.
Question: What is the main difference between men and boys?
Answer: Men's toys cost more.
Question: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles, is the bull.
Question: Why are men like bank machines?
Answer: Once they withdraw, they lose interest.
Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After 10 years, your job still sucks!
Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
Question: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?
Answer: They both cause you to stand around for an hour, waiting for a two-m
inutes ride.
Question: What is the last thing a sexy woman takes off, before going to bed
?
Answer: Her feet, off the floor.
Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because, they have shaky hands.
Question: What is the main difference between men and boys?
Answer: Men's toys cost more.
Question: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles, is the bull.
Question: Why are men like bank machines?
Answer: Once they withdraw, they lose interest.
Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After 10 years, your job still sucks!
a*b
4 楼
谢谢大家帮我一个忙, 学习非常需要。。。
[email protected]
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http://benthamscience.com/journals/current-hiv-research/volume/
Curr HIV Res. 2015;13(6):462-78.
B-Cells and the Use of Non-Human Primates for Evaluation of HIV Vaccine
Candidates.
Demberg T, Robert-Guroff M1.
[email protected]
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http://benthamscience.com/journals/current-hiv-research/volume/
Curr HIV Res. 2015;13(6):462-78.
B-Cells and the Use of Non-Human Primates for Evaluation of HIV Vaccine
Candidates.
Demberg T, Robert-Guroff M1.
e*l
5 楼
bless!!
m*r
7 楼
don't quite get the last one
f*e
8 楼
谢谢ls的,紧张死了
a*k
9 楼
好可爱!还记得我小时候想长大当警察抓坏蛋。
w*e
11 楼
我女儿在这个年龄时,给老爸洗脑要当医生,(现在明确说自己不喜欢),给文化洗脑
要当妈妈,有一天,参观完救火站,问,“在我当了医生和妈妈后,我能当救火员吗”
,我回答,行啊,当了医生和妈妈,你想干什么干什么。
要当妈妈,有一天,参观完救火站,问,“在我当了医生和妈妈后,我能当救火员吗”
,我回答,行啊,当了医生和妈妈,你想干什么干什么。
a*t
17 楼
太可爱了有木有!。。。。有男朋友没?
y*l
19 楼
太可爱啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
t*r
22 楼
硬灌没啥用,等娃稍大点,读了足够多的 biography,再跟娃讨论不迟。
否则就跟没学数学的讨论算法差不多。。。
否则就跟没学数学的讨论算法差不多。。。
B*n
25 楼
lz的娃好可爱,不过感叹一句和孩子谈理想好难哦!
我娃不喜欢数学,我想谈谈理想启发他,结果人说长大要当作家,这个这个,
好难引导到要学好数学上,一时语塞。
我娃不喜欢数学,我想谈谈理想启发他,结果人说长大要当作家,这个这个,
好难引导到要学好数学上,一时语塞。
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