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TN2010-03-13 08:03

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今天上午投了 25 封 resume，中午之前就收到两封拒信，分别是C1和HBC。前者基本在
俺点下 submit application 的一刹那拒信就已然在路上了，后者的拒信也就在三小时
之内收到。考虑到三小时时差关系，基本HBC的HR是一上班就给俺发了拒信，真tm有效
率，真值得钦佩阿！

M*s2010-03-13 08:03

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顺应

q*c2010-03-13 08:03

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刚刚下了，坐车的时候听。

H*72010-03-13 08:03

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冤啊

o*t2010-03-13 08:03

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computer scan resume and auto reject bah?

M*s2010-03-13 08:03

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http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/monthly/capricorn_full.p
Capricorn Horoscope for December 2012
By Susan Miller
This will be an exciting, busy time for you, as you still have Mars, the
action planet, in Capricorn, giving you enormous favor. We all love having
Mars in our sign, because as the ancient astrologers used to say, when you
have Mars moving through your own sign, you have energy, drive, and courage.
You'll fiercely defend any proposal you have to show, and because you will
not be willing to take "no" for an answer, you'll surely accomplish most of
what you set out to do. Once Mars leaves your sign, this lively red planet
won't return to your sign until late October 2014. Make this month count for
you!
Knowing this, as you begin December, have a look at your goals and decide
which one would have the best potential for long-term growth and happiness.
Beeline into that one and do all you can to give things a solid push forward
. You will have Mars in Capricorn until December 25, and that's plenty of
time to rack up impressive progress. Mercury is now moving in a sure, steady
orbit and will not be retrograde like he was last month. You won't have the
delays that frustrated you in November, so you can count on building quite
a bit of powerful momentum, because Pluto is also in Capricorn - that is an
impressive amount of planetary clout!! Not only will Mars in Capricorn help
you in a business way, but personally, too, increasing your charisma and
charm, and giving you a presence that others will not be able to ignore.
Next month, a plethora of planets in Capricorn will arrive to make you the
star of the zodiac at the new moon in Capricorn January 11, so you have a
very exciting time coming up! This is only the beginning!
The eclipse of November 28 will still be exerting a field of energy in early
December, so you may have recently been given a new assignment as a result.
If so, you will likely be thinking about how to best go about approaching
it and how to make it a big success. You are right to consider taking it, as
it came to you as a result of an eclipse conjunct Jupiter, suggesting you
have an opportunity to see a lucrative sum of money as a result.
It is alternatively possible that you are finishing up a major project as
you begin December. If so, the fact that the project was highlighted by a
mainly favorable eclipse suggested that this assignment will get you
considered for even more big, sophisticated projects in the future - all
eclipses have a second act.
Now let's turn to the new moon in Sagittarius, December 13, that can help
you sort out priorities for the coming year. It is always wise, just prior
to your birthday, to make room for new friendships and opportunities and to
let go of any obligations, ongoing commitments, or relationships that you
feel have completely run their course and that you know in your heart you do
not want to continue. Of course, you will want to hold on to many elements
of your present life, but if anyone or anything has dragged you down, or
made you feel terribly burdened and you want out, this is the time to think
about whether there are ways to extricate from that situation. For example,
if a mother-in-law has been difficult, maybe there is a way for you to move
to a new location where you won't be in as close proximity - moving might
actually help the relationship.
Creatively, you appear to be on a roll mid-month. You may be due to make a
breakthrough on December 14, when Mercury will receive a powerful and
beneficial beam from Uranus. Mercury is considered to be the planet of
thinking, and Uranus is said to be "the higher octave" of Mercury, taking
the articulate thinking of Mercury into the higher, more complex realm of
genius. On December 14 you will be innovative, experimental, and even
iconoclastic, so by all means, set aside time to tinker with your projects
because you may hit on an idea that proves brilliant.
There is more! Uranus will go direct on December 13, after having been
retrograde since July 13. This move of Uranus may boost your income, too,
because Uranus rules your second house of salary and possessions. If you don
't get a raise, you might finally be able to buy something expensive that
you had always wanted but put off for a long time. If you've been awaiting
word from your boss about a raise, or are about to negotiate salary for a
new position, Uranus' turn direct, and in such friendly angle to Mercury, is
a very good sign that more money is coming your way.
Uranus is moving through your fourth house, so if you've been concerned with
a vacillating situation involving home or family, you will see heartwarming
news that makes you realize that you've finally turned a corner and that
things won't rock as much as they have in the recent past. I feel your home
situation will show more solid change for the better in April, but in the
meantime, this month you will likely see things start to move in the right
direction.
Put a big star on December 19 when Uranus will signal Venus in "trine"
aspect, the most divine aspect possible. This should be a significant day
for your career, as Venus rules your profession. Here's a gold-star day when
the events influencing your career should be linked to your seeing an
uptick in income - wonderful.
Another day when your income or possessions may bring sensational
development will be December 31. On that day, Mars, by then in Aquarius (and
your house of salary) will be in perfect angle to Uranus, planet of
surprise. You may get a big bonus or increase in salary quite suddenly, or
you may drive a hard bargain maybe because the other party will want to get
the deal done by the last day of 2012 (perhaps for tax reasons) and let you
get your way. It is also possible that you will receive an amazingly
valuable gift on December 31. No matter what happens, it looks as though you
will leave December richer than when you entered it.
Mars will be in "mutual reception" with Uranus this month when Mars moves
into Aquarius to stay from December 25 to February 1. While you will be
spending more than usual, you seem to have more money coming in, too. A
mutual reception occurs when you have two planets with each one in the sign
the other one rules. So, for example, here we have Mars in Aquarius -
Aquarius rules Uranus. Also at the same time, Uranus is orbiting in Aries,
and Mars rules Aries, and here you have it, a mutual reception!
This is good news, for it means that in a mutual reception each planet
becomes the best buddy of the other, so Mars and Uranus will support one
another until February 1. Further, like a long-married couple, each one will
start to ACT like the other, too, in a true blending of energies. This is
all exciting news, for I feel it means you will have a chance to make good
money in December, either by having a side job, or by taking on a new work
assignment or client, or by making a killing in real estate. You also will
be a virtual idea factory this month, surprising everyone, including
yourself!
Romantically, you seem to do best in the beginning of the month. Venus will
be in Scorpio, a sign that blends nicely with yours, from the start of your
forecast period until February 15. As said, you will have Mars in Capricorn,
making you super attractive. That's a powerful combination! Furthermore,
Saturn is no longer in your career area as it was for three years, and
during that time, Saturn had put a damper on your socializing by keeping you
at the office. Last October, Saturn finally moved on, and so now you have
more time to relax. In a rare aspect, Saturn is supremely in sync with Pluto
in Capricorn, a water-earth combination that is productive and fertile.
If you are seriously attached, you will have a full moon in Cancer (7
degrees) in your relationship sector on December 28, and that full moon has
an area of influence of plus or minus four days.
If your birthday falls on December 28 or within five days of this date in
either direction, you will feel this full moon quite directly. Those with
Cancer rising, or with a natal planet in Aries, Cancer, Libra, or Capricorn
at 7 degrees plus or minus five degrees, will feel this full moon strongly
as well.
This full moon will be a landmark point of the year for a relationship, and
how things will play out will depend in large measure on how your
relationship has been going all along. No matter when your Capricorn
birthday happens to fall, it will be time to decide whether to come closer
to one another in commitment, or to leave forever, and leave without regret.
There appears to be no middle ground, as this particular full moon will not
accept a continuation of the status quo. (Of course, I am addressing
Capricorns in long-term relationships, not those who have been dating just a
few weeks or months.)
The aspects surrounding this full moon are mixed. Uranus will be cranky, so
a housing situation or one having to do with a parent or other family member
appears to be difficult, with sudden news taking you off guard. Pluto in
Capricorn will oppose the moon, so clearly you will need answers and insist
on them. What happens here may involve your relationship or happen offstage
in another part of your life, and it is impossible for me to know which
might apply to you.
Still, as tough as Uranus and Pluto at hard angles can be, I am optimistic
about how this will work out, because your ruler, Saturn, will be so
beautifully angled to the full moon. When your ruler is involved, it counts
for more than other planets. Saturn is the planet of long-term planning and
promises, and it's currently in a sign that blends in the best possible way
with yours, Scorpio - Saturn is also based your area of hopes and wishes.
You see why I feel you will triumph - you have a lot going for you.
So while you may have concerns over a parent, or have difficulties trying to
figure out a housing or property situation, your relationship might be fine
, and you may do well anyway. Dear Capricorn, you are getting ready to enter
one of the most dazzling months of 2013, January - when a crown of
twinkling stars (planets - namely Pluto, Mercury, and Venus) will surround
the Sun and new moon, to make you one of the truly blessed signs of the
zodiac. Be happy! You have a dazzling chart and lots to look forward to
ahead!
Summary
December will be one of your most potent months of 2012 for two glorious
reasons. First, you are edging close to birthday time, and the Sun will soon
move into Capricorn by December 21, to act like a formidable protector of
your interests. Second, Mars is still touring your sign, Capricorn, from
December 1 to 24, giving you courage, presence, power, and control. Last
month, Mercury was retrograde, a time you were forced to watch and wait for
a better time to launch your dearest plans, but that waiting period is over.
In December, you can start taking steps to set down blueprints for a major
push in mid-January.
For much of December you will still be in strategic mode, perfecting details
and analyzing all your plans and double-checking your assumptions, but soon
, you can move ahead full throttle - wait for the new moon in Capricorn on
January 11. The eclipse of late last month, November 28, may have brought a
new project up for your consideration - if so, it looks like a profitable
one you will want to continue to investigate. If you already accepted the
project, good. You will now think about the best way to approach it and
choose the methods you will use.
Uranus will be very prominent and friendly in December, which is good news
for you because it suggests that either a generous raise or other source of
earned income will head your way. Uranus, the planet of sudden,
unanticipated news, and ruler of your second house of income, will turn on
its full power December 13, after having been retrograde since July 13. It
may help to know that any planet that is in retrograde is, by default, weak
and often ineffectual. That phase is over - Uranus is about to wake up and
start to help you make good money.
Watch the days that closely surround December 13 for lucrative confidential
talks to come up. Watch in particular, December 13, 14, and 31 for days when
you will be quite a money magnet. On these same days, a real estate
opportunity may turn out profitable, too. Spending will pick up in the last
week of December through January, however - don't spend your gains at once.
When it comes to romance, you will have a strong advantage. Mars in
Capricorn, December 1 to 24, will give you presence and allure, and Venus in
compatible Scorpio from December 1-15 will give you a certain aura of
mystery that admirers will be attracted to that will make them want to know
you better. Together Mars and Venus can give you double the cosmic goodies
during December's first half, just the time that holiday parties are peaking
. Plan to be out and about, meeting and greeting others!
If you are hoping to marry you may get engaged or wed within days of the
full moon in Cancer, December 28. Stay flexible, however, in that Uranus may
bring an urgent domestic or family situation that may distract you from
your celebration. Indeed, it may be pressing enough to cause you to drop
everything to attend to the matter, and it may involve a close family member.
If you feel you and your partner are not compatible, despite all the hard
work and time you have already given this relationship, you may now part
forever. I say this because there are some elements of this full moon that
could blow apart a struggling, unhappy relationship. In that scenario, you
would be free to find someone more suitable for you. The housing problems I
see may, in this case, have to do with one of you who may be moving out if
you had both lived together. (It is only one of a host of family or
residential possibilities, but it seems like a logical one.)
You already know if this fits your situation, so let's stay optimistic and
center on those Capricorns who are in love. If you are right for one another
, this sentimental full moon in Cancer of December 28 (plus or minus four
days of influence) can, and will, draw you closer despite family or housing
concerns that may be swirling about you at the time.
The love you share is the most important element here. You can always delay
your formal engagement to another day if you choose to do so. Or you can
continue on to your main romantic event after you have addressed the matter
at home - the choice will always be yours. Being together will be what
counts most.
Dates to Note: Capricorn
Most romantic dates: December 1, 5, 6, 13, 14, 18-19, 22, 24, and 27. The
full moon December 28 (plus four days) is a wild card - extremely happy, or
not!
A domestic, family, or real estate matter may now move ahead due to the
switch of Uranus to direct motion, December 13, after months of languishing
in retrograde. If you are single and hoping to meet the right person, this
will be great news. The same is true if you hope to have a child.
Mars in Capricorn is a blessing - use it to full force by initiating
something dear to you, in any area of your life, December 1-24.
The new moon, December 13 and the two weeks to follow, may bring on a time
of reflection about your year ahead. It's an excellent time to plan.
Uranus will go direct on December 13 after having been retrograde since July
13. Home and real estate matters will get a jolt of energy that you've not
seen in months, and your better phase will last many months.
Especially fine days for home and family matters include December 13-14, 19,
and 31.
You may choose to travel at some point during the time when Mars is in
Aquarius, December 25 through all of January.
December 26 will be a stellar day, when your ruler, Saturn, and Pluto make a
defined, happy communication with each other. Financial deals shine, as
well as any dearly held desire you'd like to advance and seal with a promise.
December 30 should be a good day for money matters! Saturn, your ruler, will
meet with the Sun.

M*P2010-03-13 08:03

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用什么软件下？

★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

【在 q*c 的大作中提到】

: 刚刚下了，坐车的时候听。

c*o2010-03-13 08:03

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谁呀？

【在 H******7 的大作中提到】

: 冤啊

TN2010-03-13 08:03

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C1: yes
HBC: no, I was not rejected at the moment when I submitted my application,
and I'm pretty sure I met all qualifications stated in their job description.

【在 o**********t 的大作中提到】

: computer scan resume and auto reject bah?

M*s2010-03-13 08:03

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三年磨一剑

l*z2010-03-13 08:03

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不错,要下载下了听听.
firefox有很多插件可以下载youtube的

s*y2010-03-13 08:03

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哪个韩局长？
是那个写日记的么？

【在 H******7 的大作中提到】

: 冤啊

l*g2010-03-13 08:03

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q*c2010-03-13 08:03

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关门放狗。

【在 M*P 的大作中提到】

: 用什么软件下？
:
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

m*y2010-03-13 08:03

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不是那个是韩寒

m*d2010-03-13 08:03

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www.youtube-mp3.org

【在 M*P 的大作中提到】

: 用什么软件下？
:
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

p*p2010-03-13 08:03

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不是韩正么?

s*n2010-03-13 08:03

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https://ytgrab.com/

【在 M*P 的大作中提到】

: 用什么软件下？
:
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

o*l2010-03-13 08:03

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韩正应该快了吧

【在 p*****p 的大作中提到】

: 不是韩正么?

q*c2010-03-13 08:03

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没有动听中国读得有感情好听！

【在 s*******n 的大作中提到】

: https://ytgrab.com/

c*o2010-03-13 08:03

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开个菠菜？

【在 o**********l 的大作中提到】

: 韩正应该快了吧

M*P2010-03-13 08:03

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听小说好容易睡着

★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

【在 q*c 的大作中提到】

: 刚刚下了，坐车的时候听。

c*92010-03-13 08:03

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不冤，泄漏国家机密罪:P

【在 H******7 的大作中提到】

: 冤啊

l*z2010-03-13 08:03

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开车的时候适合这个.

【在 M*P 的大作中提到】

: 听小说好容易睡着
:
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

d*f2010-03-13 08:03

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韩正肯定不抓，TG从来不连窝端，这是国本阿

【在 o**********l 的大作中提到】

: 韩正应该快了吧

M*P2010-03-13 08:03

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agree, I am listening to 郭德纲 while I am driving, but too much dirty jokes
lately. I need to switch to something that my parents cannot understand.

【在 l****z 的大作中提到】

: 开车的时候适合这个.

t*e2010-03-13 08:03

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他应该不会有事的
不过也就这样了

【在 o**********l 的大作中提到】

: 韩正应该快了吧

q*c2010-03-13 08:03

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你这是 BSO 自己英文好呢，还是 BSO 自己英文好呢？？？
里面那个英文难懂啊，我都必需集中精神才能大概听懂。
睡觉是别想了。

【在 M*P 的大作中提到】

: 听小说好容易睡着
:
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.8

o*l2010-03-13 08:03

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当然不是和良宇连带，既然当时保了他。

q*c2010-03-13 08:03

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难道你是传说中得 00 后？父母都出来了，呵呵。

jokes

【在 M*P 的大作中提到】

: agree, I am listening to 郭德纲 while I am driving, but too much dirty jokes
: lately. I need to switch to something that my parents cannot understand.

l*z2010-03-13 08:03

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要看什么洋的小说．　如果是几条线并行的话，开车不太适合听．因为开车有时候要集
中注意力，然后小说的一段就被ｐａｓｓ了．如果是几条线同时进行的话，可能就听不
明白了．如果基本就是一条主线的，那个应该没问题．

【在 q*c 的大作中提到】

: 你这是 BSO 自己英文好呢，还是 BSO 自己英文好呢？？？
: 里面那个英文难懂啊，我都必需集中精神才能大概听懂。
: 睡觉是别想了。

M*P2010-03-13 08:03

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This is not hard at all.
just did 3 minutes, I can write down the script while listening.
it's the same guy and there is no accent. much easier than watching the
movie.

【在 q*c 的大作中提到】

: 你这是 BSO 自己英文好呢，还是 BSO 自己英文好呢？？？
: 里面那个英文难懂啊，我都必需集中精神才能大概听懂。
: 睡觉是别想了。

q*c2010-03-13 08:03

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大家的英文都很强悍。。。

【在 M*P 的大作中提到】

: This is not hard at all.
: just did 3 minutes, I can write down the script while listening.
: it's the same guy and there is no accent. much easier than watching the
: movie.