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d*c2011-03-28 07:03

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老公的I-130, 第22项，
Your relative is in the United States and will apply for adjustment of
status to that of a lawful permanent resident at the USCIS office in: (city)
(state)
这里我是填自己住的州和市还是填这些表格要寄去的州和市？我是130, 485一起递的，
如果是后者，是不是就该填chicago?
G-325A的问题，This form is submitted in connection with an application for:
naturalization, status as permanent resident, other...
我的表上肯定是勾 status as a permanent resident, 老公的表上也是勾这个么，还
是other, 说明是帮我申请？
谢谢！！

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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我的最爱：Playboy & Economist.
自从长期订阅Playboy的室友搬走走后，只能看Economist了。

w*g2011-03-28 07:03

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【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
发信人: cymene (每天爱老婆多一些), 信区: Military
标题: 牛逼的Cover Letter
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 28 02:08:29 2011, 美东)
http://astro.berkeley.edu/~mwhite/referee_funny.html
Dear Sir, Madame, or Other:
Enclosed is our latest version of Ms # 85-02-22-RRRRR, that is, the re-re-re
-revised revision of our paper. Choke on it. We have again rewritten the
entire manuscript from start to finish. We even changed the goddamn running
head! Hopefully we have suffered enough by now to satisfy even you and your
bloodthirsty reviewers.
I shall skip the usual point-by-point description of every single change we
made in response to the critiques. After all, it is fairly clear that your
reviewers are less interested in details of scientific procedure than in
working out their personality problems and sexual frustrations by seeking
some kind of demented glee in the sadistic and arbitrary exercise of
tyrannical power over helpless authors like ourselves who happen to fall
into their clutches. We do understand that, in view of the misanthropic
psychopaths you have on your editorial board, you need to keep sending them
papers, for if they weren't reviewing manuscripts they'd probably be out
mugging old ladies or clubbing baby seals to death. Still, from this batch
of reviewers, C was clearly the most hostile, and we request that you not
ask him or her to review this revision. Indeed, we have mailed letter bombs
to four or five people we suspected of being reviewer C, so if you send the
manuscript back to them the review process could be unduly delayed.
Some of the reviewers' comments we couldn't do anything about. For example,
if (as review C suggested) several of my recent ancestors were indeed drawn
from other species, it is too late to change that. Other suggestions were
implemented, however, and the paper has improved and benefited. Thus, you
suggested that we shorten the manuscript by 5 pages, and we were able to
accomplish this very effectively by altering the margins and printing the
paper in a different font with a smaller typeface. We agree with you that
the paper is much better this way.
One perplexing problem was dealing with suggestions #13-28 by Reviewer B. As
you may recall (that is, if you even bother reading the reviews before
doing your decision letter), that reviewer listed 16 works that he/she felt
we should cite in this paper. These were on a variety of different topics,
none of which had any relevance to our work that we could see. Indeed, one
was an essay on the Spanish-American War from a high school literary
magazine. The only common thread was that all 16 were by the same author,
presumably someone whom Reviewer B greatly admires and feels should be more
widely cited. To handle this, we have modified the Introduction and added,
after the review of relevant literature, a subsection entitled "Review of
Irrelevant Literature" that discusses these articles and also duly addresses
some of the more asinine suggestions in the other reviews.
We hope that you will be pleased with this revision and will finally
recognize how urgently deserving of publication this work is. If not, then
you are an unscrupulous, depraved monster with no shred of human decency.
You ought to be in a cage. May whatever heritage you come from be the butt
of the next round of ethnic jokes. If you do accept it, however, we wish to
thank you for your patience and wisdom throughout this process and to
express our appreciation of your scholarly insights. To repay you, we would
be happy to review some manuscripts for you; please send us the next
manuscript that any of these reviewers submits to your journal.
Assuming you accept this paper, we would also like to add a footnote
acknowledging your help with this manuscript and to point out that we liked
the paper much better the way we originally wrote it but you held the
editorial shotgun to our heads and forced us to chop, reshuffle, restate,
hedge, expand, shorten, and in general convert a meaty paper into stir-fried
vegetables. We couldn't, or wouldn't, have done it without your input.
Sincerely,

l*52011-03-28 07:03

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http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=200801&postID=6735
http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=200706&postID=3798

D*E2011-03-28 07:03

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都是严肃杂志啊。。

【在 W******5 的大作中提到】

: 我的最爱：Playboy & Economist.
: 自从长期订阅Playboy的室友搬走走后，只能看Economist了。

s*n2011-03-28 07:03

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深有同感啊深有同感

re
running
your

【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】

: 【以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区】
: 发信人: cymene (每天爱老婆多一些), 信区: Military
: 标题: 牛逼的Cover Letter
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 28 02:08:29 2011, 美东)
: http://astro.berkeley.edu/~mwhite/referee_funny.html
: Dear Sir, Madame, or Other:
: Enclosed is our latest version of Ms # 85-02-22-RRRRR, that is, the re-re-re
: -revised revision of our paper. Choke on it. We have again rewritten the
: entire manuscript from start to finish. We even changed the goddamn running
: head! Hopefully we have suffered enough by now to satisfy even you and your

w*n2011-03-28 07:03

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可以去这个网站看看，法佑网faayou.com

M*e2011-03-28 07:03

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看地面

【在 W******5 的大作中提到】

: 我的最爱：Playboy & Economist.
: 自从长期订阅Playboy的室友搬走走后，只能看Economist了。

s*12011-03-28 07:03

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这个英语真是太好了

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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确实。怪不得我不受女生欢迎，可能是看严肃杂志太多的缘故。打算下次回国买堆《知
音》《故事会》啥的。

【在 D*****E 的大作中提到】

: 都是严肃杂志啊。。

H*i2011-03-28 07:03

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模版啊，典范啊，灰常有用啊，收藏了

N*D2011-03-28 07:03

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maxim

【在 W******5 的大作中提到】

: 我的最爱：Playboy & Economist.
: 自从长期订阅Playboy的室友搬走走后，只能看Economist了。

r*12011-03-28 07:03

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这个是文科的论文吧.reveiwer都龟毛得令人发指
最jp是列了自己16篇无关垃圾文强迫人引用的那个

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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然后把地砖纹想象成裸女曲线？

【在 M*********e 的大作中提到】

:
: 看地面

w*g2011-03-28 07:03

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理科的一样

【在 r*******1 的大作中提到】

: 这个是文科的论文吧.reveiwer都龟毛得令人发指
: 最jp是列了自己16篇无关垃圾文强迫人引用的那个

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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没看过。

【在 N**D 的大作中提到】

: maxim

c*n2011-03-28 07:03

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说得简直太好了，刚被editorial shotgun折磨的说

re
running
your

【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】

S*T2011-03-28 07:03

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入厕赏玩童,出恭观经济.好雅致.

v*H2011-03-28 07:03

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突然想起在中国上大学时的，男学生宿舍的洗手间的墙壁。。。。。。

i*a2011-03-28 07:03

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use blackberry to water on BBS... like now

【在 W******5 的大作中提到】

: 我的最爱：Playboy & Economist.
: 自从长期订阅Playboy的室友搬走走后，只能看Economist了。

t*g2011-03-28 07:03

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时代杂志，还有 Nook 上看厚黑学

z*n2011-03-28 07:03

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玩suduko

【在 t******g 的大作中提到】

: 时代杂志，还有 Nook 上看厚黑学

t*g2011-03-28 07:03

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Brainy Smurf

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】

: 玩suduko

h*n2011-03-28 07:03

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我上个月回国就买了很多故事会。这书真是厕上佳品阿

【在 W******5 的大作中提到】

: 确实。怪不得我不受女生欢迎，可能是看严肃杂志太多的缘故。打算下次回国买堆《知
: 音》《故事会》啥的。

T*e2011-03-28 07:03

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什么都看，以前看书，现在捧着笔记本

L*A2011-03-28 07:03

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凤姐爱看

【在 h******n 的大作中提到】

:
: 我上个月回国就买了很多故事会。这书真是厕上佳品阿

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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好主意。即能打发时间，还能增加下压力。

【在 T******e 的大作中提到】

: 什么都看，以前看书，现在捧着笔记本

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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上厕所看厚黑？我担心便秘。

【在 t******g 的大作中提到】

: 时代杂志，还有 Nook 上看厚黑学

t*g2011-03-28 07:03

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拉稀的时候看不成吗？

【在 W******5 的大作中提到】

: 上厕所看厚黑？我担心便秘。

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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嗯，便秘的时候适合听古筝，高山流水啥的。

【在 t******g 的大作中提到】

: 拉稀的时候看不成吗？

t*g2011-03-28 07:03

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更应该听 “咱们工人有力量”

W*52011-03-28 07:03

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lol. 然后就出血了。

【在 t******g 的大作中提到】

: 更应该听 “咱们工人有力量”

v*H2011-03-28 07:03

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哈哈！
不要说在上MITBBS，不去就不上。

T*T2011-03-28 07:03

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iphone app->US News.

J*52011-03-28 07:03

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看世界日报= =