A Man. A Van. A Surprising Business Plan.# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/01/04/144636898/a-man-a-van
We've all been there. Trapped in line at the DMV. Or stuck on hold while
trying to call a city agency. It's easy to complain about government
bureaucracy. But it's the rare person who sees such inefficiency as a
business opportunity.
Meet Adam Humphreys. He lives in New York City, and he wanted to travel to
China for a vacation. His bureaucratic hassles with the Chinese consulate
launched a whole new business.
It started simply enough. Adam found out he needed a visa to travel to China
. He went online. Filled out a long, complicated form. And Adam showed up at
the Chinese Consulate only to find out that he had filled out the wrong
form.
"Can you help me?" he said.
"No."
"Do you have a printer I can use?" he tried.
"No."
"Where's the nearest Internet cafe?" he asked.
"At the Burger King."
Apparently there is an Internet cafe a half-mile away from the consulate in
the dining room of a Burger King.
So Adam walked over.
"And I saw inside the Burger King," he says, "that every single one of their
computers was dedicated to the same Chinese PDF."
Everyone, it seemed, was facing the same problem he was. And this is when
Adam Humphreys had his big idea. He called his buddy Steven Nelson. And they
rented a van.
A large Penske cargo van.
And they parked it in front of the Chinese consulate. Right in front of the
exit door, where frustrated visa applicants wandered out into the sunshine
wondering what to do. These lost souls, like Adam a few days earlier, would
now be greeted by a sign on the van: Lucky Dragon Mobile Visa Consultants.
Inside, Adam had tricked out the van to be a mobile solution to Chinese
bureaucracy. There are a couple of Mac laptops and a printer, plus an old
couch, Christmas lights and bamboo mats. It's as cozy as a dorm room. And
confused visa applicants line up outside.
"The embassy changed the form and I didn't know," says Jimmy Tong, who
needed a visa for his wife. "Luckily this guy was here to help."
At first Tong was a little unsure about getting into a rental van parked
along a busy highway, but he took the chance.
"As long as it's not a robbery," he says.
In minutes, Tong has his proper forms, all filled out, with the correct
photo stapled at the top.
And it's clear that Adam Humphreys and Steven Nelson have stumbled on a
viable business. In a van. On the street.
Which was strange for the two. They were both freelance artists. They never
thought about being entrepreneurs. And they had the most basic questions
about business. What do you charge for a service that you just made up?
They thought about the Internet cafe at the Burger King. Those guys charged
between $10 and $20. So at first Adam and Steve started charging $10.
They were overrun with customers. So they jacked the price up to $40, but
then they lost too many people. So they dropped the price, and gave
themselves a promotion. They called themselves consultants.
" 'Cause you can consult anywhere, right?" Adam says. "You can consult in a
coffee shop, you can consult on the side of the highway."
They settled on the flat rate of $20 a person. Buddhist monks get a $5
discount to keep the karma flowing.
The two now take credit cards. They have a small-business license. They
hired two fluent Mandarin speakers. And they even put on uniforms: blue
pullover fleeces that give the van an Apple Store vibe.
Adam says he can make almost $500 a day, but he's a little cagey about
giving up the exact details of what they are raking in. They are afraid
someone else will park a cargo van with a printer alongside them and start a
price war.
As any entrepreneur with a brilliant idea knows, you only have a little time
before the market catches up with you. Before that happens, Adam and Steven
want to expand into a retail space. Or, at the very least, a bigger vehicle
. Like an RV.
We've all been there. Trapped in line at the DMV. Or stuck on hold while
trying to call a city agency. It's easy to complain about government
bureaucracy. But it's the rare person who sees such inefficiency as a
business opportunity.
Meet Adam Humphreys. He lives in New York City, and he wanted to travel to
China for a vacation. His bureaucratic hassles with the Chinese consulate
launched a whole new business.
It started simply enough. Adam found out he needed a visa to travel to China
. He went online. Filled out a long, complicated form. And Adam showed up at
the Chinese Consulate only to find out that he had filled out the wrong
form.
"Can you help me?" he said.
"No."
"Do you have a printer I can use?" he tried.
"No."
"Where's the nearest Internet cafe?" he asked.
"At the Burger King."
Apparently there is an Internet cafe a half-mile away from the consulate in
the dining room of a Burger King.
So Adam walked over.
"And I saw inside the Burger King," he says, "that every single one of their
computers was dedicated to the same Chinese PDF."
Everyone, it seemed, was facing the same problem he was. And this is when
Adam Humphreys had his big idea. He called his buddy Steven Nelson. And they
rented a van.
A large Penske cargo van.
And they parked it in front of the Chinese consulate. Right in front of the
exit door, where frustrated visa applicants wandered out into the sunshine
wondering what to do. These lost souls, like Adam a few days earlier, would
now be greeted by a sign on the van: Lucky Dragon Mobile Visa Consultants.
Inside, Adam had tricked out the van to be a mobile solution to Chinese
bureaucracy. There are a couple of Mac laptops and a printer, plus an old
couch, Christmas lights and bamboo mats. It's as cozy as a dorm room. And
confused visa applicants line up outside.
"The embassy changed the form and I didn't know," says Jimmy Tong, who
needed a visa for his wife. "Luckily this guy was here to help."
At first Tong was a little unsure about getting into a rental van parked
along a busy highway, but he took the chance.
"As long as it's not a robbery," he says.
In minutes, Tong has his proper forms, all filled out, with the correct
photo stapled at the top.
And it's clear that Adam Humphreys and Steven Nelson have stumbled on a
viable business. In a van. On the street.
Which was strange for the two. They were both freelance artists. They never
thought about being entrepreneurs. And they had the most basic questions
about business. What do you charge for a service that you just made up?
They thought about the Internet cafe at the Burger King. Those guys charged
between $10 and $20. So at first Adam and Steve started charging $10.
They were overrun with customers. So they jacked the price up to $40, but
then they lost too many people. So they dropped the price, and gave
themselves a promotion. They called themselves consultants.
" 'Cause you can consult anywhere, right?" Adam says. "You can consult in a
coffee shop, you can consult on the side of the highway."
They settled on the flat rate of $20 a person. Buddhist monks get a $5
discount to keep the karma flowing.
The two now take credit cards. They have a small-business license. They
hired two fluent Mandarin speakers. And they even put on uniforms: blue
pullover fleeces that give the van an Apple Store vibe.
Adam says he can make almost $500 a day, but he's a little cagey about
giving up the exact details of what they are raking in. They are afraid
someone else will park a cargo van with a printer alongside them and start a
price war.
As any entrepreneur with a brilliant idea knows, you only have a little time
before the market catches up with you. Before that happens, Adam and Steven
want to expand into a retail space. Or, at the very least, a bigger vehicle
. Like an RV.
