b*g
2 楼
RT
t*o
3 楼
消息来自JP Morgan的一个姐们,NYU的一个名叫Mark的应届小本毕业生,列尽自己神一
般的intern与research经历,大有世上投行尽为他开的气势,被华尔街的大佬们争相狂
笑转发。一位转发者讽刺道:This guy is a total legend...but never getting a
job.
般的intern与research经历,大有世上投行尽为他开的气势,被华尔街的大佬们争相狂
笑转发。一位转发者讽刺道:This guy is a total legend...but never getting a
job.
s*k
4 楼
沙发
有包子吗?
有双黄包子吗?
有三鲜包子吗?
有四喜包子吗?
有包子吗?
有双黄包子吗?
有三鲜包子吗?
有四喜包子吗?
o*e
6 楼
he bought the book "teach yourself java programming in 21 days" and
apparently he slacked off for 6 days to make it a total 27 [email protected]!!!
what a slacker!!! don't hire him!
【在 t**********o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 消息来自JP Morgan的一个姐们,NYU的一个名叫Mark的应届小本毕业生,列尽自己神一
: 般的intern与research经历,大有世上投行尽为他开的气势,被华尔街的大佬们争相狂
: 笑转发。一位转发者讽刺道:This guy is a total legend...but never getting a
: job.
apparently he slacked off for 6 days to make it a total 27 [email protected]!!!
what a slacker!!! don't hire him!
【在 t**********o 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 消息来自JP Morgan的一个姐们,NYU的一个名叫Mark的应届小本毕业生,列尽自己神一
: 般的intern与research经历,大有世上投行尽为他开的气势,被华尔街的大佬们争相狂
: 笑转发。一位转发者讽刺道:This guy is a total legend...but never getting a
: job.
c*n
7 楼
白菜跳个舞吧
v*n
8 楼
see bcb help page
q*x
9 楼
niuq
p*r
11 楼
No. That's a message: he would spend weekend on work only occasionally at
deadline.
【在 o**********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: he bought the book "teach yourself java programming in 21 days" and
: apparently he slacked off for 6 days to make it a total 27 [email protected]!!!
: what a slacker!!! don't hire him!
deadline.
【在 o**********e 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: he bought the book "teach yourself java programming in 21 days" and
: apparently he slacked off for 6 days to make it a total 27 [email protected]!!!
: what a slacker!!! don't hire him!
d*f
15 楼
dude I missed this part. But this is really common American under's cl, I
didn't see anything funny.
【在 o**********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: he bought the book "teach yourself java programming in 21 days" and
: apparently he slacked off for 6 days to make it a total 27 [email protected]!!!
: what a slacker!!! don't hire him!
didn't see anything funny.
【在 o**********e 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: he bought the book "teach yourself java programming in 21 days" and
: apparently he slacked off for 6 days to make it a total 27 [email protected]!!!
: what a slacker!!! don't hire him!
h*e
19 楼
怎么看起来象老印的文风呀
Y*2
23 楼
come one guys!!!!!
the j point of this is "at the same time I manage to bench double my body
weight and 35 pull-ups."
LOL
you don't get American jokes....
the j point of this is "at the same time I manage to bench double my body
weight and 35 pull-ups."
LOL
you don't get American jokes....
Y*2
25 楼
and the numbers are contradict with his examples, and he talks about he is
excellent at Excel but can preform basic functionality with efficiency....
he got his numbers wrong and he is math/economic major applying a job at
an investment bank...
excellent at Excel but can preform basic functionality with efficiency....
he got his numbers wrong and he is math/economic major applying a job at
an investment bank...
d*f
28 楼
I didn't check on numbers. could you give me some example. but come on, just
an analyst position, who cares. if you know what the Excel is. you should
be fine
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: and the numbers are contradict with his examples, and he talks about he is
: excellent at Excel but can preform basic functionality with efficiency....
: he got his numbers wrong and he is math/economic major applying a job at
: an investment bank...
an analyst position, who cares. if you know what the Excel is. you should
be fine
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: and the numbers are contradict with his examples, and he talks about he is
: excellent at Excel but can preform basic functionality with efficiency....
: he got his numbers wrong and he is math/economic major applying a job at
: an investment bank...
Y*2
30 楼
you don't see the contradiction here.
he says (i am paraphrasing it) "i am excellent at Excel" then he says "basic
functions"....
if you are excellent at something, you should be able to perform more than
basic functions.......
just
【在 d********f 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: I didn't check on numbers. could you give me some example. but come on, just
: an analyst position, who cares. if you know what the Excel is. you should
: be fine
:
:
he says (i am paraphrasing it) "i am excellent at Excel" then he says "basic
functions"....
if you are excellent at something, you should be able to perform more than
basic functions.......
just
【在 d********f 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: I didn't check on numbers. could you give me some example. but come on, just
: an analyst position, who cares. if you know what the Excel is. you should
: be fine
:
:
M*n
31 楼
他说的是 "excellent at Excel" 和 "perform basic office functions"
哪里矛盾了?你对 MS Paint 再精通也没法把它当 Photoshop 用吧。Excel 难道不就
只能 perform basic office functions 么
basic
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: you don't see the contradiction here.
: he says (i am paraphrasing it) "i am excellent at Excel" then he says "basic
: functions"....
: if you are excellent at something, you should be able to perform more than
: basic functions.......
:
: just
哪里矛盾了?你对 MS Paint 再精通也没法把它当 Photoshop 用吧。Excel 难道不就
只能 perform basic office functions 么
basic
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: you don't see the contradiction here.
: he says (i am paraphrasing it) "i am excellent at Excel" then he says "basic
: functions"....
: if you are excellent at something, you should be able to perform more than
: basic functions.......
:
: just
Y*2
32 楼
我觉得矛盾了,如果就能perform basic function,then don't bother put it into
the coverletter... everyone can perform basic function in excel...
【在 M******n 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 他说的是 "excellent at Excel" 和 "perform basic office functions"
: 哪里矛盾了?你对 MS Paint 再精通也没法把它当 Photoshop 用吧。Excel 难道不就
: 只能 perform basic office functions 么
:
: basic
the coverletter... everyone can perform basic function in excel...
【在 M******n 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 他说的是 "excellent at Excel" 和 "perform basic office functions"
: 哪里矛盾了?你对 MS Paint 再精通也没法把它当 Photoshop 用吧。Excel 难道不就
: 只能 perform basic office functions 么
:
: basic
M*n
36 楼
汗,他的意思是
可以perform excellent Excel functions,但仍然属于basic office functions
这只能说明 Excel 本身太弱智而已
就和我刚举的例子一样,你就是 excellent in MS Paint,仍然只能 perform basic
painting tasks
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 我觉得矛盾了,如果就能perform basic function,then don't bother put it into
: the coverletter... everyone can perform basic function in excel...
可以perform excellent Excel functions,但仍然属于basic office functions
这只能说明 Excel 本身太弱智而已
就和我刚举的例子一样,你就是 excellent in MS Paint,仍然只能 perform basic
painting tasks
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 我觉得矛盾了,如果就能perform basic function,then don't bother put it into
: the coverletter... everyone can perform basic function in excel...
o*e
40 楼
yes you are right, there's really nothing seriously funny about this CL.
but the part of "picking up any programming language quickly" is somewhat
laughable, to a comp-sci major. programming is more about algorithm, data
structure, etc. and not many people (Einstein can be an exception) can pick
these up within 27 days while taking another 4 or 5 courses in the mean time.
basically 27 days he apparently just read the "teach yourself XXX in 21 days
" and there's really nothing to brag about on a CL.
【在 d********f 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: but where is the JP? seriously, it is really very common for American kids
: and the letter is well-written anyway
but the part of "picking up any programming language quickly" is somewhat
laughable, to a comp-sci major. programming is more about algorithm, data
structure, etc. and not many people (Einstein can be an exception) can pick
these up within 27 days while taking another 4 or 5 courses in the mean time.
basically 27 days he apparently just read the "teach yourself XXX in 21 days
" and there's really nothing to brag about on a CL.
【在 d********f 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: but where is the JP? seriously, it is really very common for American kids
: and the letter is well-written anyway
x*o
41 楼
找不到笑点啊
d*n
44 楼
The only J-point that I can see is:
The letter is for JPMorgan but at the end of the third paragraph he says "
Morgan Stanley".
【在 t**********o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 消息来自JP Morgan的一个姐们,NYU的一个名叫Mark的应届小本毕业生,列尽自己神一
: 般的intern与research经历,大有世上投行尽为他开的气势,被华尔街的大佬们争相狂
: 笑转发。一位转发者讽刺道:This guy is a total legend...but never getting a
: job.
The letter is for JPMorgan but at the end of the third paragraph he says "
Morgan Stanley".
【在 t**********o 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 消息来自JP Morgan的一个姐们,NYU的一个名叫Mark的应届小本毕业生,列尽自己神一
: 般的intern与research经历,大有世上投行尽为他开的气势,被华尔街的大佬们争相狂
: 笑转发。一位转发者讽刺道:This guy is a total legend...but never getting a
: job.
s*a
47 楼
没觉得有什么大问题啊,小孩子浮躁一点很正常吧。这封信传达了他的enthusiasm,挺
好的。
好的。
H*g
48 楼
看上去很有希望成为公司里下一个艾思荷
r*g
50 楼
这些转发小孩信的人太傻逼了。比小孩傻逼多了。
S*4
55 楼
我怎么觉得写得还不错?
要是我会想至少见一见。
觉得这个写的太轻狂的可能都是老中吧?
要是我会想至少见一见。
觉得这个写的太轻狂的可能都是老中吧?
h*p
57 楼
这是搞笑伪造的吧,这英语不咋地道呀。不像真的老美小孩写的。
k*g
59 楼
这倒是真的,至少俺收到转发的这封信时,前面的 forward chain 已经涵盖所有的投
行、N 多的对冲基金,还包括四大会计师事务所。 quote 一下一个BAML 的回复:
If you have a few minutes this will definitely brighten up your day. The
cover letter is amazing and then the thread below is even more classic.
This has made it all over wall street in a matter of hours !!!
【在 w******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: j点在此?
: 华尔街的大佬们争相狂笑转发
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
行、N 多的对冲基金,还包括四大会计师事务所。 quote 一下一个BAML 的回复:
If you have a few minutes this will definitely brighten up your day. The
cover letter is amazing and then the thread below is even more classic.
This has made it all over wall street in a matter of hours !!!
【在 w******e 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: j点在此?
: 华尔街的大佬们争相狂笑转发
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
d*n
60 楼
给我的第一感觉,这个basic office functions应该是指办公中的琐事。
因为Bloomberg terminals和Excel并列的话,office function应该不是指Excel里面的
函数吧。
因为Bloomberg terminals和Excel并列的话,office function应该不是指Excel里面的
函数吧。
o*1
61 楼
墙街的大佬们不会这么弱吧,这和下里巴人有啥区别?
【在 k***g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 这倒是真的,至少俺收到转发的这封信时,前面的 forward chain 已经涵盖所有的投
: 行、N 多的对冲基金,还包括四大会计师事务所。 quote 一下一个BAML 的回复:
: If you have a few minutes this will definitely brighten up your day. The
: cover letter is amazing and then the thread below is even more classic.
: This has made it all over wall street in a matter of hours !!!
【在 k***g 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: 这倒是真的,至少俺收到转发的这封信时,前面的 forward chain 已经涵盖所有的投
: 行、N 多的对冲基金,还包括四大会计师事务所。 quote 一下一个BAML 的回复:
: If you have a few minutes this will definitely brighten up your day. The
: cover letter is amazing and then the thread below is even more classic.
: This has made it all over wall street in a matter of hours !!!
f*r
62 楼
machine learning 和 probabilistic graphical modeling 应该不算 programming
course吧。。。 真敢讲。。。
course吧。。。 真敢讲。。。
n*n
64 楼
我看过更神通的简历,做飞行器的控制的,只看简历你简直就以为自己在看什么之你的
简历。。
简历。。
s*g
66 楼
他说的是 basic functions with TERRIFYING EFFICIENCY
重点也许在后面
能用基本功能打造出超高效率应该不容易吧
basic
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: you don't see the contradiction here.
: he says (i am paraphrasing it) "i am excellent at Excel" then he says "basic
: functions"....
: if you are excellent at something, you should be able to perform more than
: basic functions.......
:
: just
重点也许在后面
能用基本功能打造出超高效率应该不容易吧
basic
【在 Y*****2 的大作中提到】
![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png)
: you don't see the contradiction here.
: he says (i am paraphrasing it) "i am excellent at Excel" then he says "basic
: functions"....
: if you are excellent at something, you should be able to perform more than
: basic functions.......
:
: just
z*x
70 楼
我倒是觉得很有凤姐说话的风格:
“我九岁博览群书,二十岁达到顶峰。我现在都是看社会人文类的书,例如《知音》《
故事会》……往前推三百年,往后推三百年,总共六百年没有人超过我。”
“我九岁博览群书,二十岁达到顶峰。我现在都是看社会人文类的书,例如《知音》《
故事会》……往前推三百年,往后推三百年,总共六百年没有人超过我。”
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