A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge (转载)# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
l*3
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上周新上市了不少房子,但整个周末一个pending都没有,看房3个多月来第一次。说明 需求降低了?
b*s
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】 发信人: banshees (banshees), 信区: WaterWorld 标 题: A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 19 22:40:59 2015, 美东) A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!" He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it." "Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts walking away. "Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?" "I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.