z*7
2 楼
这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
感到尴尬。
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said
Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than
you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,
Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of
his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him,
2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said
quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'....
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印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
感到尴尬。
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said
Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than
you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,
Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of
his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him,
2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said
quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'....
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Z*g
3 楼
SPY 真要直接拉到 126？
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: 呵呵
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: 呵呵
m*y
4 楼
老汉看到这笑话时，主角还是山本君呢
a*w
5 楼
拉到130我才能出水啊
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: SPY 真要直接拉到 126？
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: SPY 真要直接拉到 126？
c*o
6 楼
想象一下他们的名字和那些史诗，真是从小练出来的
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: 这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
: 印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
: 感到尴尬。
: It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
: Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
: The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
: Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
: She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
: 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
【在 z***7 的大作中提到】
: 这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
: 印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
: 感到尴尬。
: It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
: Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
: The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
: Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
: She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
: 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
h*n
7 楼
楼上直接沉底了吧？1300才出水。
H*g
8 楼
是啊
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: 老汉看到这笑话时，主角还是山本君呢
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: 老汉看到这笑话时，主角还是山本君呢
A*o
9 楼
...
【在 z***7 的大作中提到】
: 这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
: 印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
: 感到尴尬。
: It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
: Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
: The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
: Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
: She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
: 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
【在 z***7 的大作中提到】
: 这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
: 印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
: 感到尴尬。
: It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
: Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
: The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
: Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
: She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
: 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
H*g
10 楼
Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar, FRS[2] (Listeni/ˌtʃʌndrə
712;ʃeɪkər/; October 19, 1910 – August 21, 1995),[3] was an
Indian American astrophysicist who was awarded the 1983 Nobel Prize for
Physics with William A. Fowler "for his theoretical studies of the physical
processes of importance to the structure and evolution of the stars". His
mathematical treatment of stellar evolution yielded many of the best current
theoretical models of the later evolutionary stages of massive stars and
black holes.[4][5] The Chandrasekhar limit is named after him.
712;ʃeɪkər/; October 19, 1910 – August 21, 1995),[3] was an
Indian American astrophysicist who was awarded the 1983 Nobel Prize for
Physics with William A. Fowler "for his theoretical studies of the physical
processes of importance to the structure and evolution of the stars". His
mathematical treatment of stellar evolution yielded many of the best current
theoretical models of the later evolutionary stages of massive stars and
black holes.[4][5] The Chandrasekhar limit is named after him.
H*g
11 楼
原来该同学是印度老杨
H*g
12 楼
Chandrasekhar or Chandra Shekhar is an Indian name and may refer to a number
of individuals. ... Etymologically, the name comes from the Sanskrit words
"चन्द्र (candra)", meaning "moon", and "
शेखर (śekhara)", meaning "crest" or "crown"
which is an epithet of Hindu god Shiva.
姓 弦月
Subramaniam, Subramanyam or Subramanian (Tamil: சுப்
பிரமணியம்; Telugu:
3128;ుబ్రహ్మణ్య&
#3074;) is a given name for a male South Indians. ... The name is derived
from merging two common Sanskrit/Tamil words supri-ya (सु),
meaning "good" or "dear," and mani-ya, meaning jewel; the name translates
loosely as "worthy jewel".
名 宝强
of individuals. ... Etymologically, the name comes from the Sanskrit words
"चन्द्र (candra)", meaning "moon", and "
शेखर (śekhara)", meaning "crest" or "crown"
which is an epithet of Hindu god Shiva.
姓 弦月
Subramaniam, Subramanyam or Subramanian (Tamil: சுப்
பிரமணியம்; Telugu:
3128;ుబ్రహ్మణ్య&
#3074;) is a given name for a male South Indians. ... The name is derived
from merging two common Sanskrit/Tamil words supri-ya (सु),
meaning "good" or "dear," and mani-ya, meaning jewel; the name translates
loosely as "worthy jewel".
名 宝强
z*7
13 楼
j*n
14 楼
没了那句 干死小日本
感觉缺了精髓 hehe
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: 这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
: 印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
: 感到尴尬。
: It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
: Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
: The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
: Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
: She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
: 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
感觉缺了精髓 hehe
【在 z***7 的大作中提到】
: 这是印度学生不讨美国人喜欢的原因
: 印度人记忆力强，在Spelling Bee比赛上往往是印度人得第一，使英语是母语的美国人
: 感到尴尬。
: It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
: Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
: The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
: Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
: She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.
: 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
H*g
15 楼
这个摩托器人厉害
三个的想象力确实厉害啊。昨天看印度神话，又不羁又淫荡，完全不像个实行包办婚姻
的民族编出来的。
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三个的想象力确实厉害啊。昨天看印度神话，又不羁又淫荡，完全不像个实行包办婚姻
的民族编出来的。
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H*g
16 楼
这俩图藏在回帖里太可惜。
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H*g
17 楼
这个女器人的轮子太奇怪了，一边转一边缩小。既然部件都能这样随意缩放，还伸伸缩
缩地闹那么些动静做啥。
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缩地闹那么些动静做啥。
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H*g
18 楼
图二就是帝王将相贴在脖子上
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