"Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make he
"Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make he# Joke - 肚皮舞运动
B*n
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中午割了POT,换成USO;刚才高点出了USO;总算翻了本还捞了八顿buffet。
w*5
2 楼
"Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed." – Billie Jean King 比利简金:“给你们一个小贴士,如果你的对手胸大的话,你就把她吸引到网前,然后 让他打反手回合球,大胸女最怕这个了。”
"Did you go to school until you're 8 years old? I think you quit school before you were 10. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS! OR END UP BEING A UMPIRE!" 2008年澳网,对阵长名,罗迪克对主裁非常不满,最后爆发 ”你是不是上学只上到8岁啊?我觉得你应该10岁就辍学了吧。”然后对着观众喊:“ 孩子们,好好学习!要不然以后就跟他一样,只能当主裁了!” "Why do I always get idiots? COME ON!" 2016年维也纳对阵安德森时,由于主裁的争议判罚,特洛伊基抱怨道:”为什么我遇到 的主裁都是智障啊?我的天” INTERVIEWER: "He asked me to ask you: morning suit or kilt for the wedding?" *crowd yelling "kilt"* ANDY (awkardly laughing) :"I think eh...relax! relax! (crowd laughing) I think I'm gonna have both options to see what I feel like in the morning when I wake up." INTERVIEWER: "If it is kilt, is it proper kilt?" ANDY: "Yeah, obviously. Proper kilt, yeah." (laughing uneasily) INTERVIEWER: "So free ball?" ANDY: "Exactly." *everyone laughing awkardly* 澳网赛后采访 采访人:“他专门让我问你,你婚礼那天是准备穿礼服还是苏格兰裙?” *观众大喊苏格兰裙* 穆雷尬笑以后说:“我想...别激动,别激动大家!(观众大笑)我可以两个都准备好 ,那天早晨起来看心情决定。” 采访人:“如果你真的穿苏格兰裙,那你会选传统款式的吗?” 穆雷觉察到不对劲了,说:“当然” 采访人:“露蛋的那种?” 穆雷:“当然” 全体观众,包括朱迪穆雷,金姆穆雷,和安迪穆雷自己,一起尬笑 COURIER: "Did you train really hard in the off season? Can you give me any tips, anything you can talk about?" *crowd laughing* FEDERER: "Noooo. It's all talent. I don't worry. I just sit on the couch... You thought you had something going. You're one of those like, Lendl that made our generation work hard. Not with me anyway. I didn't get inspired, no . All I do is really take care of the kids. I won't say no if Andy Murray decides that he's a nice guy, Roger, he is a father, let's...(crowd laughing ) I won't say no! But I know that he likes to win the first for British tennis in, what is it, 150000 years?" *crowd laughing* 澳网赛后采访 考瑞尔:“你在休赛期还大量训练吗?你有什么建议可以给我借鉴借鉴?” *观众大笑* 费德勒打趣:“没什么建议。我天赋太好。每天躺沙发上休息就行,根本不担心训练.. .你以为你,还有兰德尔他们,激励我们这一代球员努力训练。我反正没有被你们激励 到,因为我就一心忙着照顾孩子了。如果穆雷觉得我人好,当奶爸又辛苦,想把冠军让 给我,我是不介意的...(观众大笑)当然我知道他肯定也想拿这个冠军的,因为英国毕 竟,多久,15万年没拿过大满贯了?” Kyrgios' brother, Christos, has now claimed that the players were involved in a locker-room scuffle after the match. In a post on his Facebook, which has subsequently been taken down, he wrote: "He put his hands on nick - grabbed him and said a whole bunch of abusive s- --. I've studied law and that s--- is abuse bro. Lucky we aren't pressing charges. "The p---k is lucky I wasn't there or he would have been withdrawing from the next few tournaments." While defending his brother's behaviour, Christos told Triple M's The Grill Team: "Donna obviously loved the "Kokk"'. 克耶高斯的哥哥克里斯托斯在脸书上声称,在臭名昭著的"Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend"事件后,双方在更衣室里发生了肢体冲突。 “他(瓦林卡)先对我弟弟(克耶高斯)动手,拉住他骂了一通,我很懂法的,知道这 个算是辱骂,他应该庆幸我们没有告他。” “那个SB应该庆幸我不在场,要不然他后面几站比赛别想打了。” 在接受电台采访时,克里斯托斯还说:“维季奇之前爱死‘小柯基’了。” https://tieba.baidu.com/p/5193395467?pn=8 REPORTER: "Give me two things that you can't live without?" ANDY: "My wife and my laptop, in no particular order." 记者:“哪两样东西你离了不能活?” 罗迪克:“我老婆,还有笔记本电脑,不分先后。” I think my coach will be watching [Nalbandian vs whoever] while I'm sleeping ... with my girlfriend baghdatis after he defeated ljubijic in the 2006 australian open 巴格达蒂斯2006年澳网战胜柳比西奇后,谈到下一轮对手纳尔班迪安,说:“教练在我 睡觉的时候估计会看看(纳尔班迪安的)比赛录像...和我女朋友一起。” Sabine Lisicki or Ana Ivanovic? " for what? 网友:“Ivo,利斯基和伊万诺维奇你选谁?” 卡洛维奇:“选来干什么?”
B*n
5 楼
really? how do you know? i bought POT yesterday and was under water instantly.
【在 s********0 的大作中提到】 : 农业快涨了吧,现在在地板割肉?
H*g
6 楼
well endowed 怎么翻译效果最好?
【在 w**********5 的大作中提到】 : "Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring : her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot : for the well-endowed." – Billie Jean King : 比利简金:“给你们一个小贴士,如果你的对手胸大的话,你就把她吸引到网前,然后 : 让他打反手回合球,大胸女最怕这个了。”