Once upon a time, there was a Goddess called Kua.
Nobody knew where exactly she came from.
Her mysterious nature prevailed.
Her legendary stories were long discussed at every bar.
She could bit a gang of men.
Legend also said she started to practice the Cheap Dancing on the Ninth
Heaven at the age of 13.
Some would dare to say, only after a few glasses of liquor, that Goddess Kua
was in fact called Goddess Thigh, because nearly everybody died under her
lethal skirt.
Her never-surpassing beauty and dazzling hotness earned her another nickname
Gua (Girl+Kua, or Girl+Bagua).