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如何拍西瓜不被人嘲笑
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G*G
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Just now I showed you how to pick a watermelon by tapping.
Actually everyone might already have known it.
When we are at Costco picking a watermelon, we are surrounded by the eyes of
other people. Therefore, how to avoid them is today's topic.
Actually, you can do it by tapping with only one hand. In this way, you
pretend
not to 'tap' a watermelon (you do actually) but to touch it accidentally
with only one of your hands. Note: you can only use one hand to do this!
Your movement must be VERY gentle and your ear must be very sensitive (
sensitive enough to detect a needle falling onto the ground).
It is difficult for first time 'watermelon tapper.' But you can succeed if
you keep practicing in the way above.
Good Luck.
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a*a
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when you live in places like bay area, every single water melon shopper in
costco taps so no one will look at you
so the best solution is to move to some places where asian shoppers dominate
the water melon bins
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G*G
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Guys, any comments, please.

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【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Just now I showed you how to pick a watermelon by tapping.
: Actually everyone might already have known it.
: When we are at Costco picking a watermelon, we are surrounded by the eyes of
: other people. Therefore, how to avoid them is today's topic.
: Actually, you can do it by tapping with only one hand. In this way, you
: pretend
: not to 'tap' a watermelon (you do actually) but to touch it accidentally
: with only one of your hands. Note: you can only use one hand to do this!
: Your movement must be VERY gentle and your ear must be very sensitive (
: sensitive enough to detect a needle falling onto the ground).

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p*j
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why people 嘲笑 人 拍西瓜?
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d*u
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想拍就拍 管别人干嘛
全部都拍一遍 一个都不卖 丢脸的应该是costco

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【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Just now I showed you how to pick a watermelon by tapping.
: Actually everyone might already have known it.
: When we are at Costco picking a watermelon, we are surrounded by the eyes of
: other people. Therefore, how to avoid them is today's topic.
: Actually, you can do it by tapping with only one hand. In this way, you
: pretend
: not to 'tap' a watermelon (you do actually) but to touch it accidentally
: with only one of your hands. Note: you can only use one hand to do this!
: Your movement must be VERY gentle and your ear must be very sensitive (
: sensitive enough to detect a needle falling onto the ground).

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F*Q
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1. don't spend more than 2 minutes
2. don't give a serious look (the more serious, the funnier it looks)

【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Guys, any comments, please.
:
: of

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O*y
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拍西瓜没什么丢人的,。刚来美国的时候我怕被人笑土气不打遮阳伞,后来晒了一脸雀
斑以后就老老实实的打伞了~~~~~
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t*p
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雀斑如何消除?

【在 O*********y 的大作中提到】
: 拍西瓜没什么丢人的,。刚来美国的时候我怕被人笑土气不打遮阳伞,后来晒了一脸雀
: 斑以后就老老实实的打伞了~~~~~

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O*y
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晕倒,这话刺激人啊~~~~雀斑长出来一般就下不去了~~~~所以以后我再也不管别人怎么
看我;该干嘛干嘛

【在 t**p 的大作中提到】
: 雀斑如何消除?
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t*p
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偶是真心请教啊,哭了。。。

【在 O*********y 的大作中提到】
:
: 晕倒,这话刺激人啊~~~~雀斑长出来一般就下不去了~~~~所以以后我再也不管别人怎么
: 看我;该干嘛干嘛

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O*y
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多吃柠檬橙子可能管用吧

【在 t**p 的大作中提到】
: 偶是真心请教啊,哭了。。。
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s*a
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楼上那落井下石的。。。
我怎么感觉南部的西瓜拍怕都拍不出什么效果的 @[email protected]
好多seedless的好像都差不多哇。。。
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G*G
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good girl.

【在 O*********y 的大作中提到】
: 拍西瓜没什么丢人的,。刚来美国的时候我怕被人笑土气不打遮阳伞,后来晒了一脸雀
: 斑以后就老老实实的打伞了~~~~~

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G*G
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My method is effective and simple.
Use milk and cucumber juice to wash face every morning.

【在 O*********y 的大作中提到】
:
: 多吃柠檬橙子可能管用吧

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l*a
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用防晒霜呀,打伞多累呀

【在 O*********y 的大作中提到】
: 拍西瓜没什么丢人的,。刚来美国的时候我怕被人笑土气不打遮阳伞,后来晒了一脸雀
: 斑以后就老老实实的打伞了~~~~~

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w*m
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想拍就到我怀里拍,哦欧,别把未来想得太清楚
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O*y
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嗯嗯,楼主别理装13的;拍个西瓜又没伤天害理,不知道怎么就被批判了呢?

【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: good girl.
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O*y
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那你的皮肤肯定很好!我实在是懒得用黄瓜汁

【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: My method is effective and simple.
: Use milk and cucumber juice to wash face every morning.

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O*y
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我用防晒霜,不太管用~~~~现在在外面走会拿用一本厚杂志遮脸~~~~~我的皮肤属于对
阳光非常敏感,出去爬个山雀斑立刻就长出来的

【在 l**a 的大作中提到】
: 用防晒霜呀,打伞多累呀
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