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For mid-life women on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about
women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, '
What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away
with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.. Unfortunately, it'
s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40
, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free? here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Send this to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40, or
Men who might appreciate it too.
women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, '
What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away
with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.. Unfortunately, it'
s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40
, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free? here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Send this to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40, or
Men who might appreciate it too.
