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B*e
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked
if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied...
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched
her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very
professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk.'
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'
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f*w
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lol, you made my day.

very

【在 B*****e 的大作中提到】
: A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
: doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and
: examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked
: if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
: 'Breast-fed,' she replied...
: 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched
: her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very
: professional and detailed examination.
: Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is
: underweight. You don't have any milk.'

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x*o
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