Redian新闻
>
韩寒这个“破着头发”肯定要记入文学史。
avatar
韩寒这个“破着头发”肯定要记入文学史。# WaterWorld - 未名水世界
a*o
1
歌名: Everybody's Free To Wear SUNSCREEN!
原文:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-schmich-sunsc
Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young
Mary Schmich
June 1, 1997
Advertisement
Inside every adult lurks a graduation speaker dying to get out, some world-
weary pundit eager to pontificate on life to young people who'd rather be
Rollerblading. Most of us, alas, will never be invited to sow our words of
wisdom among an audience of caps and gowns, but there's no reason we can't
entertain ourselves by composing a Guide to Life for Graduates.
I encourage anyone over 26 to try this and thank you for indulging my
attempt.Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97:
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The
long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the
rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering
experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust
me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way
you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous
you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The
real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your
worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who
are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're
behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in
doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The
most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with
their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're
gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you
won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on
your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself
too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are
everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what
other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be
nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people
most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold
on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the
older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in
Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will
philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that
when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and
children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe
you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run
out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling
it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.
avatar
S*g
2
韩粉连这个都要舔。我服了。
avatar
f*h
3
找了几个别人的手稿,都被很好的解释了。
韩粉还没解释“四两拔干片”吧?要解释的太多了。

【在 S*********g 的大作中提到】
: 韩粉连这个都要舔。我服了。
avatar
J*F
4
又变成“四两拔干片”啦?
我再加工一下:西雨沷干片

【在 f*****h 的大作中提到】
: 找了几个别人的手稿,都被很好的解释了。
: 韩粉还没解释“四两拔干片”吧?要解释的太多了。

avatar
n*t
5
五个字,人家韩寒写错一个,你写错俩。这写错俩的还去质疑写错一个的,实在有趣。

【在 f*****h 的大作中提到】
: 找了几个别人的手稿,都被很好的解释了。
: 韩粉还没解释“四两拔干片”吧?要解释的太多了。

avatar
J*F
6
你想 没克米饿那热队 么?

【在 n*t 的大作中提到】
: 五个字,人家韩寒写错一个,你写错俩。这写错俩的还去质疑写错一个的,实在有趣。
avatar
n*t
7
解释一下啥意思?没看懂。

【在 J*F 的大作中提到】
: 你想 没克米饿那热队 么?
avatar
b*o
9
1,2 都分不清 还不如老实的回去读读贴再来

【在 n*t 的大作中提到】
: 五个字,人家韩寒写错一个,你写错俩。这写错俩的还去质疑写错一个的,实在有趣。
avatar
S*g
10
看来老大爷也是韩粉啊。

【在 S*********g 的大作中提到】
: 韩粉连这个都要舔。我服了。
avatar
S*g
11
能把“硬着头皮”写成“破着头发”,还有人帮着舔屁眼。
sigh

【在 S*********g 的大作中提到】
: 韩粉连这个都要舔。我服了。
相关阅读
logo
联系我们隐私协议©2024 redian.news
Redian新闻
Redian.news刊载任何文章,不代表同意其说法或描述,仅为提供更多信息,也不构成任何建议。文章信息的合法性及真实性由其作者负责,与Redian.news及其运营公司无关。欢迎投稿,如发现稿件侵权,或作者不愿在本网发表文章,请版权拥有者通知本网处理。