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我也想在女同版征一个! (转载)
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s*n
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【 以下文字转载自 LES 讨论区 】
发信人: swordsman (真の猛士), 信区: LES
标 题: 我也想在女同版征一个!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 3 22:52:29 2012, 美东)
看了那个gay在女同版征open relationship的帖子,我也想征一个!
我的情况比他复杂一些,是这样的:
在生理上,我是一个男人,百分之百的纯爷们!
在心理上,我认为我是一个女人!
在性取向上,我是一个同性恋者!
所以,我喜欢的是女人,并且是女拉拉!
请问,我这样的情况能在拉拉中找到真爱吗?
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h*p
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你崩溃吧
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y*g
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一般拉拉都不好看,也不会打扮,WSN没必要这么作践自己去找拉拉吧,嘿嘿
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z*g
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你这病好治,你看一眼著名拉拉加拿大走地鸡,就能把你吓直了
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t*t
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先切小jj吧,从生理上变成女人先。
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a*t
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An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my
dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and
asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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j*0
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"在心理上,我认为我是一个女人!"
比如?
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l*z
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哈哈, 支持楼主征.
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s*n
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【在 t***t 的大作中提到】
: 先切小jj吧,从生理上变成女人先。
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c*p
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笑一个。

his
my
soon
women

【在 a******t 的大作中提到】
: An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
: drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
: asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
: He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows,
: going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
: calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my
: dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
: She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
: as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
: about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women

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w*u
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good one

his
my
soon
women

【在 a******t 的大作中提到】
: An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
: drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
: asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
: He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows,
: going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
: calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my
: dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
: She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon
: as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
: about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women

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s*n
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好像美国法律规定性别判定是自我认定原则,只要你认为自己是女人那你在法律上就是
女人,所以如果你去女厕所被抓,只要坚称自己是女人,法官就只能认定你是女人,就
不能判你流氓罪去劳动教养,嗯!

【在 j****0 的大作中提到】
: "在心理上,我认为我是一个女人!"
: 比如?

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j*0
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在进法庭辩护之前,估计早已被人海扁一顿了

【在 s*******n 的大作中提到】
: 好像美国法律规定性别判定是自我认定原则,只要你认为自己是女人那你在法律上就是
: 女人,所以如果你去女厕所被抓,只要坚称自己是女人,法官就只能认定你是女人,就
: 不能判你流氓罪去劳动教养,嗯!

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