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d*3
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突然发现男人对女人的兴趣强烈程度跟买车很像
女人的质量(长相等等)相当于车的外表, 出身相当于车的牌子,感情经历相当于车
的mileage and owner history
对于男人来讲,一个女人如果是:
** 没谈过恋爱: New car, expensive to maintain, takes some time to break in,
but the quality is in general good (better auto makes such as porsche will
feel better - because she looks prettier)
** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月,没发生过关系: One owner, consistently
driven, no accidents, best used car on the market, mileage is P, the lower
the better.
** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月, 发生过关系: One owner, but has accidents,
mileage is P, buy with caution
** 谈过N>1个男友: N previous owners, the bigger the N, the less likely a man
is going to buy the car, usually with high mileage
** 离异无小孩: Salvage title
** 离异有小孩: Salvage title due to total loss, still has mechanical
problems after repair, stay away
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z*3
2
男人都爱lease新车

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【在 d**********3 的大作中提到】
: 突然发现男人对女人的兴趣强烈程度跟买车很像
: 女人的质量(长相等等)相当于车的外表, 出身相当于车的牌子,感情经历相当于车
: 的mileage and owner history
: 对于男人来讲,一个女人如果是:
: ** 没谈过恋爱: New car, expensive to maintain, takes some time to break in,
: but the quality is in general good (better auto makes such as porsche will
: feel better - because she looks prettier)
: ** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月,没发生过关系: One owner, consistently
: driven, no accidents, best used car on the market, mileage is P, the lower
: the better.

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y*0
3
其实能随便让你lease的也不是新车了,多少人lease过了

【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 男人都爱lease新车
:
: ,
: lower

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g*d
4
把 发生过关系 改成 堕过胎
就合乎逻辑了

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【在 d**********3 的大作中提到】
: 突然发现男人对女人的兴趣强烈程度跟买车很像
: 女人的质量(长相等等)相当于车的外表, 出身相当于车的牌子,感情经历相当于车
: 的mileage and owner history
: 对于男人来讲,一个女人如果是:
: ** 没谈过恋爱: New car, expensive to maintain, takes some time to break in,
: but the quality is in general good (better auto makes such as porsche will
: feel better - because she looks prettier)
: ** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月,没发生过关系: One owner, consistently
: driven, no accidents, best used car on the market, mileage is P, the lower
: the better.

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l*t
5
还时不常地一次性租个各种成色的

【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 男人都爱lease新车
:
: ,
: lower

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t*0
6
女人外貌身材的重要性比车的外观重要性大多了

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【在 d**********3 的大作中提到】
: 突然发现男人对女人的兴趣强烈程度跟买车很像
: 女人的质量(长相等等)相当于车的外表, 出身相当于车的牌子,感情经历相当于车
: 的mileage and owner history
: 对于男人来讲,一个女人如果是:
: ** 没谈过恋爱: New car, expensive to maintain, takes some time to break in,
: but the quality is in general good (better auto makes such as porsche will
: feel better - because she looks prettier)
: ** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月,没发生过关系: One owner, consistently
: driven, no accidents, best used car on the market, mileage is P, the lower
: the better.

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e*r
7
有点意思
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x*6
8
亮了~

【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 男人都爱lease新车
:
: ,
: lower

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m*t
9
太形象了呃。。。真有菜花
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z*e
10
YY的高潮了吗?
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p*n
11
旧的但是保养得好豪华轿车和全新国产昌河你要哪个?
60岁赵雅芝和20+(处女)凤姐你要哪个?
当然能娶到20+赵雅芝另当别论

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【在 d**********3 的大作中提到】
: 突然发现男人对女人的兴趣强烈程度跟买车很像
: 女人的质量(长相等等)相当于车的外表, 出身相当于车的牌子,感情经历相当于车
: 的mileage and owner history
: 对于男人来讲,一个女人如果是:
: ** 没谈过恋爱: New car, expensive to maintain, takes some time to break in,
: but the quality is in general good (better auto makes such as porsche will
: feel better - because she looks prettier)
: ** 谈过N = 1 个男友,长度为P个月,没发生过关系: One owner, consistently
: driven, no accidents, best used car on the market, mileage is P, the lower
: the better.

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p*n
12
以为你是陈冠希啊

【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 男人都爱lease新车
:
: ,
: lower

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m*t
13
买一辆好牌子的,崭新的,好质量的爱车,还是远比找一个出身不错,感情比较空白,
可人的女人简单很多很多。
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b*y
14
wk, 这都能联想到一起啊
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