I played it a lot, and I love the tech quotes...
Oh biochemists, pray that your non-specific bands be clean and your specific
bands clear. – Virgil
It is entirely seemly for a young biologist killed in his experiment to lie
mangled by broken test tubes and spilled reagents. In his death all
experiments start to work. – Homer
Give a man a knockout mouse and you fool him for a project. Teach a man to
knockout mice and you fool him for a lifetime. - Lao Tzu
I am the PI thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me. - The Bible,
Exodus
Nature herself has imprinted on the minds of all the idea of Evolution.-
Cicero
The Boss bless you and keep you; the Boss make His face to shine upon you
and be gracious to you; the Boss lift up His countenance upon you and give
you a project. - The Bible, Numbers
Put your hands into the gloves. – Aesop
Genetic engineering has the power to both destroy and heal. When genetic
engineering is both true and kind, it can change our world. - The Buddha
To bring about the rule of righteousness in the land, so that PIs should not
harm postodocs. - Hammurabi's Code; Prologue
All the cell's a stage, and all the proteins and DNAs, RNAs merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances; And one protein in his time plays
many parts.- William Shakespeare
More data is generated as the results of more experiments which are carried
out to explain more data. -UNKNOWN
Polymerase chain reaction is the most powerful force in the universe. -
Albert Einstein
We will make RNA-seq so cheap that only the rich lab will do microarray. -
Thomas Edison
As to graduate students make a habit of two things - to help, or at least,
to do no harm. – Hippocrates
To every enzyme there is always opposed another enzyme. - Isaac Newton
The only thing worse than apoptosis is no apoptosis. - Oscar Wilde