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发信人: linyueru (简单的白色的 ), 信区: Family
标 题: family jokes.
发信站: The unknown SPACE (Tue Feb 25 00:43:30 2003) WWW-POST
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement
标 题: family jokes.
发信站: The unknown SPACE (Tue Feb 25 00:43:30 2003) WWW-POST
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement