s*0
2 楼
笑话拿包子
Mars vs Venus Jokes
1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
"It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
he mumed, "Patience".
3. After someone stole my brown-
Mars vs Venus Jokes
1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
"It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
he mumed, "Patience".
3. After someone stole my brown-
a*k
3 楼
Ding
s*0
4 楼
别老跟着
【在 a******k 的大作中提到】
: Ding
【在 a******k 的大作中提到】
: Ding
s*0
5 楼
一个字一个字敲出来的
x*k
6 楼
jupiter是金星吗同学？
of
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: 笑话拿包子
: Mars vs Venus Jokes
: 1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
: jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
: As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
: better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
: "It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
: 2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
: stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
: he mumed, "Patience".
of
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: 笑话拿包子
: Mars vs Venus Jokes
: 1. I returned home from ninth business trip of the year with severe bout of
: jet-leg-induced foot-in-mouth disease.
: As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my
: better half, gave her a kiss, and announced,
: "It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
: 2. When he blew a wad of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a wife
: stood up and yelled, "How can you lose $200 at a $2 table?"
: he mumed, "Patience".
T*e
7 楼
这个是原创
bout
wife
【在 x***k 的大作中提到】
: jupiter是金星吗同学？
:
: of
bout
wife
【在 x***k 的大作中提到】
: jupiter是金星吗同学？
:
: of
s*0
8 楼
嗯 刚改了
反正都是我自己加的题目，版权所有 随便改
【在 x***k 的大作中提到】
: jupiter是金星吗同学？
:
: of
反正都是我自己加的题目，版权所有 随便改
【在 x***k 的大作中提到】
: jupiter是金星吗同学？
:
: of
s*0
9 楼
不是， 从读者（纸）上抄来的
【在 T*********e 的大作中提到】
: 这个是原创
:
: bout
: wife
【在 T*********e 的大作中提到】
: 这个是原创
:
: bout
: wife
T*e
10 楼
我说xjack的是原创。。。
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: 不是， 从读者（纸）上抄来的
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: 不是， 从读者（纸）上抄来的
s*0
11 楼
I already sent him to jupiter ....... third class
【在 T*********e 的大作中提到】
: 我说xjack的是原创。。。
【在 T*********e 的大作中提到】
: 我说xjack的是原创。。。
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