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墨西哥英语？（转载）

墨西哥英语？（转载）# Joke - 肚皮舞运动

p*a2011-01-11 08:01

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RT。俩月前跳了被秒斩……虽说这段时间拿下了不少卡可还是想要SPG啊~~哎但愿30k年
末再来一次……40k更好哈~

k*w2011-01-11 08:01

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摘录如下：
"People who were still hoping for big changes on national security or
domestic policy are going to be disappointed.
At this point, it's too early to tell what the appointments say about new
initiatives that the administration might pursue, such as immigration reform.
But we do know that the president is not planning to give much ground on the
programs that are in place. These nominations suggest that the
administration is gearing up to fight to defend national security and the
major social programs from budget cuts rather than really pushing through
big reforms.
At the same time, Obama has selected some of the toughest fighters in
Washington, suggesting that if Republicans want big change, they are going
to have to mount a pretty heroic effort to get it done.“
写评论的哥们分析了奥巴马的执政团队组合，结论是：比起推行改革，奥巴马更注重守
住已有的一亩三分地。这四年eb23难道又要这么傻等下去？！唉～～～
原文：http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/14/opinion/zelizer-obama-second-term/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

x*a2011-01-11 08:01

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1. The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies, "Maria likes me, but cheese fat."
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had two cars but my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, " Juarez your problem?"
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left but don't worry, wheelchair
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment
nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop

g*n2011-01-11 08:01

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。。一个人也能“围观”。。。
赞，呵呵

d*y2011-01-11 08:01

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I told you .....

reform.
the

【在 k******w 的大作中提到】

: 摘录如下：
: "People who were still hoping for big changes on national security or
: domestic policy are going to be disappointed.
: At this point, it's too early to tell what the appointments say about new
: initiatives that the administration might pursue, such as immigration reform.
: But we do know that the president is not planning to give much ground on the
: programs that are in place. These nominations suggest that the
: administration is gearing up to fight to defend national security and the
: major social programs from budget cuts rather than really pushing through
: big reforms.